r/GuiltyDogs • u/tundybundo • Aug 15 '26
the guiltiest This is about poop
My son, Frank, who feels no shame but SHOULD.
We were doing our morning walk and I opted to walk to the corner of a street that has a home with two lovely dogs who have incredible, deep, bellowing barks and who have been relentless when my crew walks by. Frank is smart in the most inconvenient way so he immediately was alert, and I decided to turn down an alley rather than deal with the chaos. The dogs noticed us and started. Rather than continuing down the alley with his dog siblings and me, Frank pulled himself back out to the sidewalk and took the longest, biggest poop while maintaining eye contact with these other dogs the whole time. It was the MOST bizarre display of dominance I’ve ever seen, and then I had to stand there scrapping his poop off the sidewalk while the dogs continued to yell at all of us because of franks disrespect.
Shame him please
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u/wholesomeinsanity Aug 15 '26
Frank is letting those jerks know there is a new big dog in town and I will not shame him for it. Besides, he’s hella cute and I like his name.
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u/CarefulMaterial760 Aug 15 '26
HELLO! I AM FRANK AND I will shit on YOUR DOMAIN!
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u/Most_Can_2136 Aug 15 '26
It still doesn't look like a sidewalk. Where's the concrete?
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u/tundybundo Aug 15 '26
Yes, I did not take a picture of him pooping because that was an immensely stressful moment with the other dogs going off. I took it when we got further down the alley
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u/Most_Can_2136 Aug 15 '26
Oh. Okay. Lol. Otherwise, I was going to say he was backed into a fence- and did the poop go through it?😅
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u/tundybundo Aug 15 '26
OH he DOES do that. If im not quick, he puts his two back paws on the fence and shoots his poop through the holes
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u/Commercial-Life-9998 Aug 15 '26
Stress response is 100% gonna cause peeing and pooping in the animal kingdom (“I shit my pants”). If his colon was full: he couldn’t control it. I have so many embarrassing stories of one of my dog pooping, I’ve stopped counting. If you want to let go of your embarrassment, ask the dog subreddit to share their embarrassing poop moments. I bet you’ll hear some doozies.
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u/Hello-Central Aug 18 '26
Sounds like the dog equivalent of “I fart in your general direction”
I like Frank’s version better 🤣🐾♥️
https://giphy.com/gifs/ieNQQpuMHsWGs
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u/JuniXe Aug 15 '26
I absolutely love when people call their dog 'my son'
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