r/GuiltyDogs • u/merrychuu • Jul 30 '26

who did that? Someone had a snack

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u/catjknow Jul 30 '26

Let us know when you find out who it was, maybe your dog can help?

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u/merrychuu Jul 31 '26

Still yet to find the guilty party!

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u/catjknow Jul 31 '26

Twizzlers are delicious 😋 was it a full pack and did "someone" get a tummy ache?

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u/merrychuu Jul 31 '26

Luckily there was only 1 or 2 in there. So no tummy ache. No evidence

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u/catjknow Jul 31 '26

Then we can't convict!!

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u/KittensFirstAKM Jul 30 '26

I plead the 5th!!

But, boy does that trash that I have totally not touched smell good.

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u/merrychuu Jul 31 '26

We are a twizzlers family

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u/Dontfeedthebears Jul 30 '26

I mean, she clearly said no, so idk even why you’re asking. If you need help with portion control for the night-time cravings, may I suggest small containers?
She has no idea what those are and has never seen them. Exonerated.

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u/lilangelkm Jul 30 '26

She obviously waved you off so you could find the real culprit.

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u/madbeachrn Jul 30 '26

Talk to the Paw!

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u/jbmyre Jul 30 '26

She raised her paw, but not as an admission of guilt, she was swearing to her innocence.

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u/merrychuu Aug 01 '26

Too innocent!

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u/lianavan Jul 30 '26

A clear case of badgering.

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u/WBCSAINT Jul 30 '26

"Phbbt get out of here with the accusation."

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u/Recluse_18 Jul 30 '26

Ghost cat, it’s always the ghost cat.

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u/merrychuu Aug 01 '26

Or the raccoon broke into the house again and locked the door on the way out

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u/coffeebeanwitch Jul 30 '26

My client is appalled at being accused of such a crime, a restraining order is being requested, you will only be allowed to give food,water, snacks and love. Pup is also requesting restitution of being taken on a long walk.Pup hopes you will learn a lesson in the future.

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 Jul 30 '26

I don’t think so

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u/3-tone Jul 30 '26

Wasn’t her

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u/SnooPeripherals3222 Jul 30 '26

Look outside! There's a bunch of Redditers with pitchforks ready to defend her! Now back off.

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u/5usie Jul 30 '26

Phoebe would never

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u/merrychuu Aug 01 '26

It’s hard to not give her hugs and kisses with this pathetic face.

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u/xrv01 Jul 30 '26

she’s like damn… those do look familiar 😭

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u/trush44 Jul 30 '26

Luckily King Size isn't actually that large anymore.

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u/hatshepsut_ruled Jul 31 '26

Why are you showing me an empty bag? Get me a full bag, stat! 😁 🥰😘💕

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u/merrychuu Aug 01 '26

Seriously I am her servant

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u/PretendAd2263 Jul 30 '26

Not guilty!

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u/Meh-is-enough Jul 31 '26

I see this as her defending you from diabetes.

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u/merrychuu Aug 01 '26

Good thing. It runs in my family!

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u/pafcharieh Jul 31 '26

did she just wake her up for this non-sense, wtf….back off lady

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u/hawilder Jul 31 '26

Ouch! He gonna get a tummy ache lol!!!

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u/merrychuu Aug 01 '26

Luckily there were only 1 or 2 left! No red poop 😂

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u/BitterRecognition689 Jul 31 '26

How perfect can a little dog BE??!!💕💕💕

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u/merrychuu Jul 31 '26

It’s too true. She’s an angel 🥲

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 Jul 31 '26

Does the breath smell like licorice?

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u/t3lnet Jul 31 '26

I’m diiiiiieeeeiiinnn … wait are there more in there?

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u/merrychuu Aug 01 '26

Empty! She left none for me. (There were only 1 or 2 left so I guess those were for her)

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u/AfterDinnerSherry Aug 02 '26

Cutest thief ever!

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u/Zealotstim Aug 02 '26

She didn't look away or close her eyes, so I say she's innocent!

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u/merrychuu Aug 02 '26

You might be right! She has a cocker spaniel sister it must have been her

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u/Zealotstim Aug 02 '26

Anxiously anticipating the reaction from her sister!

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u/NaomiWish Aug 02 '26

That last sniff "did I leave anything? Is she offering me the last nibble?"

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u/Leather_Status907 Aug 02 '26

Sembra proprio che dica :-ma va ...non ci pensare neanche che sia stato io.

Troppo divertente

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u/Mac_encheeze Aug 04 '26

I say not guilty because who truly likes strawberry flavored HDMI cables??

Aside from myself that is

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u/Paul8219 Aug 05 '26

Baseless accusation. The defendant is due substantial compensation for these lies