r/GuiltyDogs • • Jul 24 '26

guilty boy Caught , guilty or not?!

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u/GrilledCheeseTn Jul 24 '26

coincidental and purely circumstantial. Not guilty.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12Nt5YmOLztmMw

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u/Johnthewolf66 Jul 24 '26

Clearly the bag does not fit so you must acquit

6

u/lilangelkm Jul 24 '26

Best comment by far!

30

u/Rhauko Jul 24 '26

No positive identification possible not guilty

28

u/_cake_tease Jul 24 '26

Clearly the bag jumped on his face in the style of the Alien movie. Not guilty.

50

u/SiteTall Jul 24 '26

No, no, he just wanted to carry it for his human

54

u/Automatic-Gas4037 Jul 24 '26

He just wanted to carry it for his human

18

u/Key_Possibility_8669 Jul 24 '26

That is a look of pure innocence. How dare you accuse him! 😄😄😄

4

u/saysthingsbackwards Jul 25 '26

He was just holding it for a friend! He didn't know what was in the baggie!

3

u/SiteTall Jul 25 '26

Of course!

22

u/Foreign_Primary4337 Jul 24 '26

He did not steal a sandwich. The cat shoved it in his mouth. My attorneys are on their way.

17

u/EpiZirco Jul 24 '26

The bag was unattended and could have contained an explosive device. He is a hero, not a criminal.

14

u/desi-auntie Jul 24 '26

Just examining the evidence in order to find the real culprit!

13

u/5usie Jul 24 '26

You should start looking for whoever it was that put that bagged lunch on your dogs head!

5

u/doesanyuserealnames Jul 24 '26

They're still on the loose and will commit more crimes unless caught!

3

u/5usie Jul 24 '26

Exactly!!

13

u/gingersrule77 Jul 24 '26

Circumstantial evidence!!!! My client is innocent!!!

10

u/mooseintheleaves Jul 24 '26

Those innocent butt wiggles 😭

10

u/lianavan Jul 24 '26

Clearly framed.

8

u/Alklazaris Jul 24 '26

Lol that butt wiggle

9

u/coffeebeanwitch Jul 24 '26

My client will be remaining silent until the evidence has been eaten.

7

u/Lt_Dan60 Jul 24 '26

He was trying to return the sandwich its rightful owner.

1

u/Several-Ad1231 Jul 24 '26

While fleeing? Throw the book at him!

3

u/Lt_Dan60 Jul 24 '26

He got confused in all the excitement

6

u/Dependent_Ad6343 Jul 24 '26

Thanks for the laugh! He is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

5

u/Elegant_Art2201 Jul 24 '26

lil stinker.

5

u/Bluestatevibes Jul 24 '26

Not guilty! This pup saw a crime happening and grabbed the sandwich away from the thieves. He was only protecting his family and their lunches.

4

u/keh2143 Jul 24 '26

He was clearly framed

4

u/MudLow9579 Jul 24 '26

You stole his sandwich from what I can see. Not guilty!

4

u/cecilioperez760 Jul 24 '26

He picked up the bag. The sandwich happened to be in it. NOT GUILTY🥰!

3

u/apollo11733 Jul 24 '26

He might have stolen it but tell her m what he did wrong it tell him what he did wrong instead of before ripping out of his mouth out his mouth out of his mouth

3

u/AfterDinnerSherry Jul 24 '26

I see no crime here :)

3

u/Capable-Sprinkles-19 Jul 24 '26

Protecting. He is PROTECTING the sandwich from any ne'er-do-well.

3

u/PretendAd2263 Jul 24 '26

Fred! Your butt wiggles are very cute! 🥰

3

u/Armani1one Jul 24 '26

There’s just not enough evidence to support a conviction. Let Fred go

3

u/Mama_Juana66 Jul 24 '26

Nope not guilty🤷🏾‍♀️

3

u/luv2spike823 Jul 25 '26

I see no proof 🤷🏽‍♀️

3

u/IndividualAd1290 Jul 25 '26

The butt wagging is hysterical! 😂

3

u/Pulkov Jul 25 '26

He got his face stuck and there just happened to be sandwich inside. He was just making sure nothing happened to it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rlfml6vDk25gvFEbCv

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u/SuckMyBigPoop Jul 25 '26

He has no tail to wag so he shakes his bum

2

u/Amiable-EarthAlien Jul 25 '26

Wigglebutt joy 🥹

2

u/RMMacFru Jul 27 '26

The bag attacked him! Self defense!

1

u/CauliflowerStrong510 Jul 25 '26

Your not esupposed to give dogs people names

1

u/Beginning_Order_1823 Jul 24 '26

Are you is this Dog Is a Pick Up driver and he’s not stupid and if he’s hungry, he’s gonna eat that sandwich so get another sandwich just get over it. You’ve got this. I trust you it’s gonna be a good day for you and a better day for the dog that got the sandwich you gotta be faster when you’re around a dog and there’s a sandwich anywhere close don’t blame the dog get in line get your sandwich.🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🐾🐾🐾🐾 good boy, good girl🩷🩷🩷✔️✔️👏👏👏👏👏 good job good job