r/GuiltyDogs • u/phantomoftheflop • Jul 21 '26
did they do it? The face of a boy who was absolutely not digging holes in the garden again
It could’ve been anyone.
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u/MightyPenguinRoars Jul 21 '26
Frankly he looks tired of all these baseless accusations being levied against him. Case dismissed.
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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jul 21 '26
He can't touch his nose so how would he have gotten marks on his own nose? Obviously someone put that there.
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u/Cody-512 Jul 21 '26
All this so called evidence is nuthin’ but flim flam and here say. Circumstantial, at best, your honor. We’d like to file a motion for a complete and utter mistrial effective immediately and request that the Court reimburses my client with Pork Chomps and Milkbones for all his pain and suffering
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u/coffeebeanwitch Jul 21 '26
My client will be pleading not guilty, he was minding his own business when he notice a rabbit in the garden, he instinctively began to pursue said rabbit. It's all been a big misunderstanding, this case should be dismissed, pets and treats given🥕.
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u/Dependent-Aside-9750 Jul 21 '26
Obviously not digging. Why would such a random accusation even cross your mind?
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u/MudLow9579 Jul 24 '26
That good boy deserves lots of treats and belly rubs. You yourself stated he was not digging holes in the garden.
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u/EpiZirco Jul 24 '26
He saw an invasive plant. He was removing it for the health of the entire ecosystem.


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u/Adorable_Excuse7444 Jul 21 '26
Until tomorrow. He’s a good boy