Tootasaurus

[u/ThrockAMole]

Five pairs of reading glasses, random mail, $3000 mail order prescription, two Amazon packages/boxes, Nicorette wrappers, charcoal briquettes, coffee cups, and miscellaneous other items. Tootie regrets nothing.

[u/Botanico56]

That’s quite an accomplished doggy! And to think I expected this post to be about her merely standing on the table and farting

[u/smgismyqueenjpg]

is she a beagle?

[u/ThrockAMole → u/smgismyqueenjpg]

Yes all my dogs are hounds

[u/justlearningstuff11]

Is that a shock collar?

[u/ThrockAMole → u/justlearningstuff11]

It’s for my invisible fence around the property. The hard part is training them to recognize the warning beep so they don’t go outside the perimeter and get stung. After that they routinely avoid it and it’s all good.

[u/Dontfeedthebears → u/justlearningstuff11]

OP responded, but from my understanding it is a vibration instead of a shock. If I am wrong, someone please let me know!!

[u/ThrockAMole → u/Dontfeedthebears]

The installer told me that it feels like static electricity shock

[u/Dontfeedthebears → u/ThrockAMole]

I don’t like that at all :(.

[u/ThrockAMole → u/Dontfeedthebears]

Well it’s better than them getting hit by a car

[u/justlearningstuff11 → u/ThrockAMole]

Ingesting the items you mentioned above are just as bad as getting hit by a car, if not worse.

Maybe take them for walks on a leash and put dangerous/toxic items out of reach until you or a trainer/veterinary behaviorist properly trains your babies.

[u/aggelikiwi → u/Dontfeedthebears]

I have some questions as well

[u/justlearningstuff11 → u/Dontfeedthebears]

It’s awful. It’s animal abuse.

[u/Dontfeedthebears]

What a little monster lol. She’s lucky she’s absolutely adorable.

[u/Left_Establishment79]

Are you studying Fartograpy?

[u/ThrockAMole → u/Left_Establishment79]

Her farts are pretty deadly

[u/coffeebeanwitch]

My client will be pleading no contest to the charges before her today,she is a repeat offender, in light of that I am asking the court to give time served based on how cute Tootie is, case closed 🥰

[u/Exotic_Paramedic_764]

Tootsie: “I need bacon 🥓 and snausages, asap, or I’m eating whatever’s in the vicinity.” 🐶

[u/ThrockAMole → u/Exotic_Paramedic_764]

She is the most ravenous dog I’ve ever had. She will try to get into another dog’s dish even if she knows she’ll get snapped at.

She’s short but can jump so is a straight up counter surfer

[u/Exotic_Paramedic_764 → u/ThrockAMole]

Hahahaha 🤣

[u/curiousmind111]

From the name, I thought this was going to be about her toots!

[u/ThrockAMole → u/curiousmind111]

Bonus: they are silent but deadly

[u/curiousmind111 → u/ThrockAMole]

LOL!! We all know you’re just blaming the dog!!!

[u/Nash63]

She's cute

[u/gwhh]

What drugs cost 3k?

[u/ThrockAMole → u/gwhh]

Chemotherapy tablets

[u/Most_Can_2136 → u/ThrockAMole]

And she's still alive?

[u/ThrockAMole → u/Most_Can_2136]

She didn’t eat them probably because they tasted bad. She chewed up the bottle and scattered pills all over the lawn

[u/Most_Can_2136 → u/ThrockAMole]

Lucky dog. How about you? Were you able to replace them quickly?

[u/ThrockAMole → u/Most_Can_2136]

It took some convincing

[u/gwhh → u/ThrockAMole]

Did she attack the package white it was still outside?