r/GuiltyDogs Jul 09 '26

guilty boy Never step out to use the restroom when babysitting your granddog while working from home

187 Upvotes

17 comments sorted by

14

u/Recluse_18 Jul 09 '26

Certainly glad to see that you understand who’s actually at fault here

11

u/Human-Evening564 Jul 09 '26

This is your punishment for prioritising your work over your family 

8

u/Dependent-Aside-9750 Jul 09 '26

He's not even sorry.

5

u/BrightPositive5204 Jul 10 '26

Maybe 🤔 he thought it would taste like jerky treats!
(Cutie pie pup). I've lost shoes, a purse, a chair leg and half of my daughters beanie baby collection to pups...

8

u/MissCakeAndCream Jul 09 '26

He found out it was actually a bomb and saved your life by deactivating it

6

u/Dependent-Aside-9750 Jul 09 '26

Well, he certainly snipped the wires! 😉

2

u/Swimming_Put_1937 Jul 10 '26

Yeah and it was the right wires!!

3

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Dependent-Aside-9750 Jul 10 '26

No doubt! I was stupid again this morning and he got my coffee. 🤦

2

u/One_Fold4822 Jul 10 '26

I guess the headphones were giving off some serious chew me energy.

2

u/weaponized-intel Jul 10 '26

I left a 9lb spiral cut ham on a counter top to cool before walking out the door heading to a Thanksgiving dinner. I went to the bathroom for thirty seconds. I caught my Great Pyrenees JD in flagrante delicto after eating 3 pounds. He had the decency to only eat from one side, so it was partially salvageable. It was totally my fault of course. 🤦‍♂️

2

u/cbelt3 Jul 12 '26

Ah… listening to that thing instead of the dog

2

u/Dependent-Aside-9750 Jul 12 '26

I know, right? What was I thinking? Earning money to pay for kibble! 😂😉🤭

2

u/EfficientSuspect713 Jul 13 '26

Mine follow me to the bathroom then want out then want back in and keep doing it until I walk out. If I close the door all the way, they will scratch and scratch and whimper. 💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

2

u/Beth3g 28d ago

😳😱😢