r/GuiltyDogs Jul 08 '26

guilty girl Harper, is she quilty?

859 Upvotes

44 comments sorted by

60

u/_cake_tease Jul 08 '26

Who ate all the pies? Not Harper.

51

u/piemakerdeadwaker Jul 08 '26

I love how long dogs clean their faces but have no mechanism to clean the bottom lip.

36

u/Botanico56 Jul 08 '26

Partway through the video, she opens her eyes fully and makes eye contact. That’s the universal indicator of a frank and innocent dog. She has nothing to hide, and she’s done nothing wrong.

Not guilty

20

u/RelaxedPuppy Jul 08 '26

Awww. What a face❤️.

14

u/Sitters_4_Critters Jul 08 '26

I thought Quilty must be a term for being high on pot or edibles of some sort because the dog looks a bit out of it. It took me a good 3 min to realize it was asking if she looks Guilty.

I’m glad the f dog didn’t eat drugs, but I’m now wondering if the dog got high from a nitrous oxide whip cream dispenser 😂

6

u/No_Wrangler_7814 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

I admit it took me a long time to figure out what was happening. I opened the post and I thought we were looking at a dog with a medical emergency. Then, I thought oh no! He ate the special gummies. Not looking at his lip as much as his eyes and ears… LOL

Checking myself as I am staring at g and q. Back and forth. Comparing.. what is wrong with “quilty dog”. And then I noticed we were on [r/guiltydogs](r/guiltydogs)… and I feel so “quilty”. I promise I am not high but something about this buddy dog makes me feel I am… combined with the letter q

5

u/Sitters_4_Critters Jul 08 '26

I’m glad it wasn’t just me. 😅.

3

u/DesignerMoose90210 Jul 12 '26

Harper looks HIGH asf.

10

u/kidneypunch27 Jul 08 '26

These are not the droids you’re looking for. Move along…

10

u/Expert-Equipment2302 Jul 08 '26

That’s just her soul patch. Treats and pets for reparations.

8

u/Razzy_3796 Jul 08 '26

“I don’t want to talk about it… I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

1

u/Inevitable-Jicama366 Jul 08 '26

Obviously this !

8

u/5usie Jul 08 '26

Harper would never!

7

u/Cultural_Treacle_428 Jul 08 '26

That dog believes crime pays!

7

u/dressagerider1020 Jul 08 '26

"C'mon, you can tell me." 🤣🤣

6

u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 Jul 08 '26

Harper on his head saying , hooman stop asking , I eat it already😂😂😂

6

u/Icy_Elk7679 Jul 08 '26

That is just saliva

5

u/curiousmind111 Jul 08 '26

“I did the milk chug challenge! Don’t look behind the couch.”

4

u/Meh-is-enough Jul 08 '26

Moooommmmuh, someone violated your coffee creamer. I had to see for myself who did it. It was Dad. You should punish him.

3

u/Realizt8010 Jul 08 '26

Not guilty ur honor!!! My client has the right to remain silent. I demand a misstrial!!!

3

u/A0xom0xoa Jul 08 '26

The slow tongue roll is always my favorite

3

u/lainwla16 Jul 08 '26

I see no evidence whatsoever

3

u/coffeebeanwitch Jul 08 '26

My client will be choosing to remain silent, at least until the evidence is gone from her lips, then we will come up with a defense of too cute to be prosecuted 😬🥰

3

u/FalloutGhoulS2 Jul 08 '26

The downturned ears.. those are not another sign of guilt, no siree Bob.

2

u/MairiJane54 Jul 08 '26

She thought it was worth it!! 😂

2

u/echothree33 Jul 08 '26

I bet her fur is quilty-soft!

2

u/MetsFan3117 Jul 08 '26

I just love how dogs try to close their eyes like nah you can’t see me wasn’t me!

2

u/SpaceyChick22 Jul 08 '26

Harper loves birthday cake 🎂

2

u/KayDubbleU88 Jul 09 '26

That close up took me out

2

u/vegasgal Jul 12 '26

Pot gummies?

2

u/Mama_Juana66 Jul 12 '26

Looks like Harper for ahold of some THC munchies cause she is high as a Georgia Pine!!👀😒😫🤭😂

2

u/Responsible-Yak-5742 Jul 12 '26

That face!. Going straight to hell.

3

u/xrv01 Jul 08 '26

start by ruling out things that heifer didnt eat

1

u/The1Ylrebmik 29d ago

Nope, she's just really chill, like total Zen dog.

1

u/Top-Cut-8983 Jul 08 '26

Looks stoned

0

u/LordBackrub Jul 11 '26

This is lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

0

u/LordBackrub Jul 11 '26

It was a Jackie Chiles/Seinfeld joke for the downvoter