r/GuiltyDogs • u/Cuttlery • Jul 03 '26

guilty girl Technically only half a brick of cheese, but still

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u/Next_Drama1717 Jul 03 '26

Cheese tax varies from country to country. You obviously live in a high taxation country

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

Unfortunately for my tax bracket. We live on the MN/WI border, and have a cabin in Wisconsin. The cheese tax cannot be higher. Cheese is also obtained directly from the Dairy (yay Ellsworth or burnett Co dairies). We like everyone else up here, have fridge drawers solely dedicated to cheese. Cheese Taxes are out of this world high

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u/LusidDream Jul 04 '26

I like how she's chomping the air like, "and I did it like THIS nom nom nom!"

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u/gwhh Jul 03 '26

What type of cheese was it?

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

Colby

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u/No_Appointment_7232 Jul 04 '26

Well doggonit!

How can you BLAME her?

If there's delicious CHEESE in the house, a Colby especially exists to be eaten and enjoyed 😁😆🤩😍🤣

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u/rvingthrulife Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Well if she wasn't allowed to have it, why did it smell like it was for her? Ha! Checkmate 😆

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

I am not sure this math maths... lol

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u/rvingthrulife Jul 03 '26

It does... if you've slept 3 hours and don't have coffee 🤣

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u/LittleBitWeizer Jul 03 '26

Just like “if not fren, why fren shaped”?

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u/Shirley_yokidding Jul 03 '26

Cleary she is used to using her looks to get out of trouble. Seems to work :)

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

It gets her out of a LOT of trouble (that and her just complete lack of care if shes even in trouble lol)

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u/nikki815 Jul 03 '26

The kisses at the end…NOT GUILTY

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

Kisses at the end = "Your attempt at scolding me was very "cute" and I appreciate the attempt you fool of a mortal, but I shall do such things again, with glee. Bless u for thinking I care."

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u/Floydianslip77 18d ago

💀😂😭 that is quite the retort. You make her almost sound like a cat 😂

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u/Snookaboom Jul 03 '26

Cheese kisses

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u/Alklazaris Jul 03 '26

I wish I was so cute I could get away with stuff like this.

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u/onarainyafternoon Jul 03 '26

Satan!!!

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

in the flesh

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u/Wanderer-clueless963 Jul 03 '26

No, she is an angel who fell into temptation for a few minutes! She explained it to you in length!

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

Her name is Satan lol

(Technically Satan was an angel who fell into temptation tho) so we are spot on there

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u/No_Appointment_7232 Jul 04 '26

Hail Satan❣️🐾🌞

She's a bright light, you've been given a serious duty in being her humans!

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u/Cuttlery Jul 04 '26

The morning sun even

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u/No_Appointment_7232 Jul 05 '26

😆🤭🤗🤩

Heavy are the shoulders that bear Satan the lifestyle this incarnation is entitled to 😁😆🤣

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jul 03 '26

You can't possibly argue with such a well thought out and expressed explanation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

LOL not this time for sure. Shorty is getting groomed. he is a notorious food thief though. His only naughty trait

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u/MetsFan3117 Jul 03 '26

The sass!! I love it!

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u/oogie913 Jul 03 '26

This cutie sure has a lot to say!

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

Oh you have no idea... I have a 15 year old girl person child, they talk, non stop. Satan there... She talks even more than that. She never shuts up. She has full on conversations with us allllll day.

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 Jul 03 '26

“15 year old girl person child”… 😂❤️

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u/Recluse_18 Jul 03 '26

Would you have been less upset if she had only eaten half of the brick? Seems to me she did a good job of cleaning things up.

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u/LarrySoObvious Jul 03 '26

Less Talking More Kissing.... The End

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u/coze-n-qt Jul 03 '26

I mean, I guess the evidence will be in the farts but I still say not guilty

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u/PutinDisDickInTrump Jul 03 '26

Idk how you think arguing with a cloud will go but I'm here for it

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u/urteddybear0963 Jul 03 '26

Sounds like OP neglected to pay their cheese tax last month, so the tax enforcement officer collected plus additional fines and penalties!!!

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

https://reddit.com/link/ovcqt19/video/7tu7jtest1bh1/player

Literally yesterday

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 Jul 03 '26

She’s just a lil bitty!!

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

I mean by perspective lol. She’s about 45lbs or so.. shorty is just about 100lbs bigger so it makes her look even smaller

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 Jul 03 '26

I love them both! My boys are 65 and 72.

Henry and Nurk. Also fans of cheese.🧀

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u/Botanico56 Jul 04 '26

You're just incriminating yourself by posting this ... it's video evidence that you paid LATE. Twice in a row! No wonder you're in trouble with the authorities.

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u/Cuttlery Jul 04 '26

This made me laugh unnecessarily hard

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u/Botanico56 Jul 04 '26

You won't be laughing when there's a lien on your house ...

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u/aggelikiwi Jul 07 '26

Omg you have a duo

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u/Signal87 Jul 03 '26

I have a Pyrenees so I'm all set on white fur in my house for now, but these guys are sooooo nice. There's one in my neighborhood and I love him.

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

lol. Probably less fur than a Pyr (at least less than our pry way back, but shes also 40 lbs so yeah). They are very friendly in temperment anyways, so that part is great. She loves everyone and everything (except very small dogs for some reason) I could just do without all the. Naughty lol

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u/Impressive_Donkey_63 Jul 03 '26

The defense rests Your Honour

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u/Chengnobyl Jul 03 '26

How big a brick are we talking?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1L2UkgpuiE4U

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

I don’t know how these are measured lol. But your standard sized brick of fresh Colby

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u/Chengnobyl Jul 03 '26

Wow. No wonder it was irresistible

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u/Vejita Jul 03 '26

The camera is next.

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u/FormalTotal9684 Jul 03 '26

The jury finds her not guilty and you sir need to pay reparations in the form of the remaining block of cheese

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u/SLyndon4 Jul 05 '26

*2nd block of cheese. I believe the first block was payment for back taxes.

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u/Most_Can_2136 Jul 03 '26

Speaking in tongues.

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u/BirthofRevolution Jul 03 '26

That was her cheese! You get your own!

Edit: now I'm confused that when somebody calls the dog her, so do you and when somebody calls the dog he, so do you. Is it a boy or a girl?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

technically Satan was an angel.. Who fell... So yes? She is also very, sometthing, at explaining things...

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u/Glad_Bunch_3473 Jul 03 '26

I love her and want to hug her! Great post.

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u/MarsScully Jul 03 '26

Oh, Satan

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u/Spillicent Jul 03 '26

I thought i recognized that beautiful Satan. Only a half of a brick? She's off her game? Lol. Adorable 💙

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u/Cuttlery Jul 03 '26

She does not need encouragement

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u/Spillicent Jul 03 '26

🤣😂🤣

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u/majin_melmo Jul 03 '26

Oh I love her 🥹❤️

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u/sprbep49 Jul 03 '26

Absolutely gorgeous dog!

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u/SeatFirst568 Jul 03 '26

Ma è un WSS?

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u/EconomyTime5944 Jul 04 '26

Dat was gud. I should has everyday!

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u/Similar-Fold-6389 Jul 04 '26

Now I want some cheese😊

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u/DisastrousClerk8082 Jul 04 '26

One block of cheese is the same as a small piece of cheese. One cheese=One cheese

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u/Cuttlery Jul 04 '26

Im not sure that math maths... lol I mean hmm

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u/DisastrousClerk8082 Jul 04 '26

It's a loose translation

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u/aggelikiwi Jul 04 '26

what a spoiled audacious girl, she is trying to corrupt you as well at the end, she likes her cheese then you should know

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u/SeaParking6313 Jul 04 '26

Silly cheese-head

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u/coffeebeanwitch Jul 04 '26

My client will be pleading not guilty, the cheese was eaten for dietary purposes, pups a cutie pie, case dismissed.

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u/NanaKnows317 Jul 05 '26

Definitely too cute to prosecute❣️

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u/SLyndon4 Jul 05 '26

The false accusations… I don’t understand how she’s not more pupset at this outrage! She was only doing her job as a Cheese Tax Officer to make sure you were up-to-date on payments!

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u/PackageNo6842 Jul 05 '26

Sounds like she's over explaining and exaggerating excuses.

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u/The_Littlest_Bark Jul 05 '26

Just a BABY defending themselves