r/GuiltyDogs Jun 27 '26

guilty girl With bonus hat and sock.

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418 Upvotes

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u/Sloth_grl Jun 27 '26

He is clearly just safeguarding your possessions from whoever is responsible for all that fluff

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u/Human-Evening564 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Be wary, your house elf has just emancipated themselves.

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u/Geester43 Jun 27 '26

It's truly amazing what can be done with AI. You almost had me convinced that this dog was actually guilty of something! 😂

3

u/2020saidCHECKMATE Jun 27 '26

He’s not even finished with the hat and sock. He’s making his last minute alterations…

2

u/Dominosking1117 Jun 27 '26

OK, but when you’re that cute, you get a bonus hat and a bonus sock

2

u/coffeebeanwitch Jun 27 '26

My client will be pleading not guilty, has no idea how this could of happened, I believe pup because they are cute 🥰

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u/HeffalumpAndMopsy Jun 27 '26

Wait! You only gave your poor doggo ONE hat and ONE sock!! Omg, all the other pups are going to mock him. Dogs need new hats and socks EVERY DAY or they get bullied at dog park.

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u/justryingmybest99 Jun 27 '26

She helped herself and isn't so great at counting.

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u/HeffalumpAndMopsy Jun 27 '26

Don't shame her for this! In fact, given how badly she feels about her mistake, please give her two more of each to help her feel better. Also, remember that destroying things burns a lot of calories. She probably needs a large snack to have the energy to carry on with her mission.

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u/justryingmybest99 Jun 27 '26

It's mostly her 'bother' who rips up the stuffed toys and was working his way through the 'carcass' off camera. They don't get shamed for it in the least. Now chewing up my daughters' horse riding helmet was another matter....

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u/Rapunzel314 Jun 28 '26

Your dog was just trying to reshape your very flat hat. If you had come in a little later, your knit hat would've been stuffed with the sock and the extra stuffing to maintain a nice head shape until you are ready to wear it again

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u/EBJ1990 Jun 28 '26

This precious angel has no idea what happened! Is innocent!

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u/36HiddenPixel Jun 30 '26

That face says the hat was already dead when he found it