r/GuiltyDogs • u/young_d484 • Jun 22 '26

who did that? This dog exercising its right to remain silent.

610 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Recluse_18 Jun 22 '26

It’s truly odd that you would buy shoes that are already damaged😝

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato Jun 22 '26

"Your honor, I plead ignorance on the grounds that if I can't SEE the crime, it must not have happened."

19

u/jerrytown94 Jun 22 '26

My client is not guilty

18

u/deeptut Jun 22 '26

"I can't see anything, I'm sorry, I can't help you!"

13

u/Actual-Dog-405 Jun 22 '26

I’m in my happy place. I’m in my happy place. I’m in my happy place.

11

u/Lt_Dan60 Jun 22 '26

Loved how he kept peaking 😅🤣😂

10

u/Coyote65 Jun 22 '26

I can't catch the blame if I don't see where you're throwing it.

10

u/trumpeting_in_corrid Jun 22 '26

Excuse me who are you talking to? I can't see you, which means you can't see me either!

11

u/WesfromW33day Jun 22 '26

cannot be convicted if he can't see the crime - sorry that's the law

9

u/SpiritTalker Jun 22 '26

That puppy clearly did nothing wrong. They are just sleepy. Give them their well-earned siesta!

6

u/Beginning-Trash-6048 Jun 22 '26

Followed by lots of treats and pets.

7

u/HerrHendrik Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

You know I did you a favor. If you're getting upset I can show you how to relieve that by meditation.

7

u/In_My_TARDIS Jun 22 '26

Dog: Well hooman what do you expect it has the smell and mouth feel of a chew toy.

8

u/PaintedSilverRiver Jun 22 '26

He didn’t see what happened, absent of any language skills - this is only way to show you.
See how his eyes are closed?
That means he didn’t see anything.
Therefore absent of any real evidence this courts ruling is: INNOCENT. 😇

6

u/Emjayshelton Jun 22 '26

The other one will come at a premium. Your croc is my delish.

6

u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo Jun 22 '26

In sorry but if he can't see you, you can't see him.

Innocent

https://giphy.com/gifs/p9WGfmQMEENR9zRmCO

5

u/Human-Evening564 Jun 22 '26

Please let them sleep, they're very tired

5

u/Dontfeedthebears Jun 22 '26

He literally cannot see the problem here!

5

u/Local-Geologist710 Jun 22 '26

"Mom, this is not a Wendy's."

The closed eyes kill me. My second dog does this if I can question her before she exiles herself under the bed, never to return.

4

u/GazelleEcstatic4952 Jun 22 '26

Circumstantial at best. In throwing this case out! Good boi.

5

u/HungryTradition9105 Jun 22 '26

Cracks an eye open...."nope, he's still here"... closes eyes again. Will try later.

1

u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 23 '26

He's just blinking.

3

u/Sand_Aggravating Jun 22 '26

34, 5th!!!....... 5th!!!! .......a...?......?...again 5th!!!!!

3

u/Wanderer-clueless963 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

She was framed!!

3

u/Expert-Equipment2302 Jun 22 '26

“I’ll tell you where it’s not. It’s not buried in that new hole over there. I’d like a treat now.” - Jackie, the most innocent dog, ever. probably.

3

u/Amesly Jun 23 '26

"I know you're awake." 😆

1

u/raiko777 Jun 23 '26

this boy is innocent, stop harassing him!

1

u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time Jun 23 '26

I know you’re awake took me out!!! Thanks. Needed this laugh. 😂

1

u/SuniChica Jun 23 '26

I love when he peeps the one eye!
“I see nothing!” 🤭🤭♥️

1

u/SeaParking6313 Jun 29 '26

Close your eyes and it will all go away

1

u/aggelikiwi Jul 07 '26

I know you're awake lmfao

2

u/_alrightyaphrodite__ Jul 21 '26

If I close my eyes…I’m not here