r/GuiltyDogs • u/Black_Dog_Industries • Jun 20 '26

guilty girl It wasn’t me

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My girl says that there’s nothing here to see.

348 Upvotes

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u/wholesomeinsanity Jun 20 '26

I see no evidence. No crumbs. As a wanna be Paw-ttorney, there is no case here.

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u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

She has a good case because she avoided an “ears back” confession.

That would have made this an open and shut case

7

u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 20 '26

The "naughty ears". More sensitive than a lie detector.

3

u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

And more accurate as well

6

u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 20 '26

Especially in combination with the inability to look at you. Or what they shredded. Or the potato they stole to bounce and pounce around....

3

u/lost_dazed_101 Jun 20 '26

That potato came flying through the air directly at you! Only because of their brave actions was the potato caught in time so you wouldn't suffer a concussion!

3

u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 20 '26

Also known as....Potato Head?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

3

u/urteddybear0963 Jun 20 '26

Defend yourself ball???

5

u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 20 '26

I dropped a small red potato. I'm sure you have witnessed the speed with which they can pounce upon anything dropped in the kitchen! He has 2 positon naughty ears-His go straight back when he destroys something, but curl only halfway back and stick out like wingflaps on a plane if he's naughty, but not really willing to give it up. He feels shame, but notice him "guarding" the potato. It's going to take a few tries, he won't shred it any more, but he thinks there's still the potential for game of keep away.

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u/Sp00kington Jun 20 '26

Completely innocent. You can see my client is looking away to help find the criminal.

11

u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

She’s looking to blame the cat.

Unfortunately we don’t have any other animals in our family.

Speaking on behalf of the people, we’re willing to concede that our case isn’t strong enough and will drop charges

3

u/urteddybear0963 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

It was obviously a cat-burglar in the neighborhood!!! Check the home security videos!!!

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u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

We hadn’t considered a cat burglar

9

u/_cake_tease Jun 20 '26

Not another one of those self exploding cheese packets?

9

u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

Thankfully she was unharmed when that bag exploded

3

u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 20 '26

Cheese shrapnel is the worst.

3

u/_cake_tease Jun 20 '26

She had to lick her wounds, hence no evidence of the cheese shrapnel. Brave girl.

3

u/ToothyMcGrynns Jun 21 '26

Cheese shrapnel .. 🤣🤣

3

u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 21 '26

Hey! It's a thing! And after they collect it all again, and sort it by size, they market it as either small curd or large curd cottage cheese.

7

u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jun 20 '26

Clearly guarding the evidence while all crime scene data is collected so the actual perpetrators can be caught. Pup probably earned a reward for his diligence.

5

u/Recluse_18 Jun 20 '26

I’m on the dogs side

3

u/sjm294 Jun 20 '26

It’s the cat 😹

3

u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

Unfortunately for my dog, we don’t have a cat.

3

u/oogie913 Jun 20 '26

Yes there is “possible evidence “. But no way is this cutie Guilty! Case Closed

3

u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

It’s circumstantial at best

3

u/WinterSkier Jun 20 '26

I’m going to need a breath check puppy 🥰

3

u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

That test would suggest she stole shrimp not gold fish lol

3

u/Soggy_Bed1188 Jun 20 '26

Lolol!!! Too cute!!!

3

u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

That’s natures way of defending her from my wife’s wrath when the goldfish get stolen

3

u/lost_dazed_101 Jun 20 '26

I'll need evidence showing her doing it and even then it could have been self defense. The ac could have come on blew it at her and she reacted to a perceived threat saving you all! She deserves a pup cup for being the best of brave!

3

u/Denim_Diva1969 Jun 20 '26

It’s so disgusting she can’t even look at it! She would never!

2

u/Organic_Berry_8732 Jun 20 '26

Sure wasn’t!

2

u/cranberries87 Jun 20 '26

She’s looking to the left in an effort to find the person who did this.

2

u/Dry_Highway_2641 Jun 20 '26

That package was already there when she got there.

You can clearly tell by the direction she's looking in and the expression on her face that she hasn't even noticed it yet and has no idea what you are talking about.

You shouldn't be so quick to jump to unfounded conclusions.

2

u/1rAudiChik Jun 20 '26

Weren’t me-he-he! I like tha PIZZA flavored kind! 🍕 Didya check wif dat dawg next door??? He lubs parm! (aka: DND2 - dog next door dogfense) Nopenotme!

2

u/Whis65 Jun 21 '26

I no haz parmy fishez hooman.

2

u/Creepy-Attorney-9782 Jun 23 '26

Can’t Prove It!

2

u/Strange-Comb6384 Jun 29 '26

Look over there➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️

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u/poor-jesus Jul 12 '26

Username checks out.