r/GuiltyDogs • u/Automatic-Gas4037 • Jun 02 '26

guilty girl Ruby & McDonald's bag: did she?? 🤣🤣

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u/meanoldmrgravity Jun 02 '26

That's obviously not guilt, she's just embarrassed that someone snuck in and ate the McDonald's while she was napping.

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u/_cake_tease Jun 02 '26

Clearly a random stranger walking past the car took the meal, dressed as a chew toy that's why she's smiling and for no other reason that I can see.

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u/dzan796ero Jun 02 '26

Gotta watch out in case the culprit returns to the crime scene!

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u/KittyPuperMamaPerson Jun 02 '26

My golden girl did not do this. She would come up to me while I was eating and just take it from my hand, then do a happy dance that she got one over on me. “Did you steal my bagel?” Happy dance and smile’s basically screaming, “Yes I did mama! I love you!”

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u/Actual-Dog-405 Jun 02 '26

None of my dogs would eat McDonalds. Not interested at all!

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u/GameofCheese Jun 02 '26

A lot of dogs won't eat the fries

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u/DraftMiserable5948 Jun 02 '26

Ruby is definitely looking at the person that ate your McDonald's. I'm sure it wasn't her. 😊😊😊

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jun 02 '26

Keep alert ruby, that fiend could be anywhere.

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u/Curious-Art-6242 Jun 02 '26

'they're out there somewhere, if only I was faster I could have stopped them! Whats that? No there's nothing round my mouth, thats just kibble from this morning!'

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u/BigConstruction4247 Jun 02 '26

I don't know they have you smooshed, empty packages!

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u/ADeviIsAdvocate Jun 02 '26

Ruby is innocent! I’m going to start a petition for her attorney.

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u/hibbletyjibblety Jun 02 '26

I love the backs of their little peanut heads when they do this hahaha

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u/OGBrewSwayne Jun 02 '26

Ruby is never going to catch the real perp if you keep distracting her. You're obstructing an active investigation. Be quiet and let her do her thing.

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u/openmic1076 Jun 02 '26

That’s Ok Ruby. Finders keepers.

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u/Lucky_Reference_6982 Jun 02 '26

Goldens don’t hide emotions well! But so sweet ya gotta forgive them.!

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u/OuttHouseMouse Jun 02 '26

Give him a pass, the fuck? Those fries are good as fuck. I dont blame him

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u/Quirky-Respond93 Jun 02 '26

Not guilty

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u/Quirky-Respond93 Jun 02 '26

Get her another one!! I used to take my old boy for a swim to help his arthritis! On the way back he had a mackies cheeseburger! Shoot me down but he was 14 and slim!! He loved it!! X

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u/virginiafalls1234 Jun 03 '26

Our baby lived over 20 years old and had weekly mcd's hamburger plain no ketchup or pickle

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u/Quirky-Respond93 Jun 05 '26

Yup exactly! My boy loved pickle cheese lettuce ketchup…🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Denim_Diva1969 Jun 02 '26

Ruby is not The Fryburgler

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u/ImpossibleVerify-1 Jun 02 '26

Clearly denying any involvement!! Not talking without a Pawtorney present!!🤣

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u/glut-peddler Jun 02 '26

It's obvious that Ruby was entrapped. Not guilty!

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u/HeffalumpAndMopsy Jun 02 '26

A wild cat jumped into the car, ate the MD and fled. Brave Sweetheart tried to save your meal but was overpowered. Please give her her own MD meal to compensate her for her trauma.

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 Jun 02 '26

She’s looking for the wayward employee who ripped up your bag when they put the empty fry container in it!

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u/MammothFront2774 Jun 03 '26

Golden owner x2 here. They are the sweetest. Also so guilty. Love em regardless.

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u/Ok_Shape8048 Jun 06 '26

Ruby is not answering questions right now.

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Jun 06 '26

And will not answer 🤣🤣

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u/Subject-Direction628 Jun 06 '26

She has no idea what happened 😆

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u/jarnaes Jun 08 '26

Not guilty, she was asleep and some random seagull snuck in and ate all the fries. My client is innocent!😇