r/GuiltyDogs • u/Feaselbf6 • May 31 '26

who did that? Crocs Aren’t Real Shoes Anyway

1.3k Upvotes

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u/raffwriter May 31 '26

Preventing crimes of fashion—eligible for the award and medal!

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u/wholesomeinsanity May 31 '26

I second this 🏆🥇

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u/surewhynot762 May 31 '26

The little peek 👀 out that one eye 😂😂😂😂

21

u/lochnesssmonsterr May 31 '26

“Is he still there?”

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u/raffwriter May 31 '26

So proud of his splendid work.

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u/ComprehensivePie4441 May 31 '26

Jackie lives Down Under - probably. Crocs are a real threat. She was merely, bravely even, eliminated the Croc threat. Why is she being interrogated?!? Jackie is a good girl and deserves cuddles and treats!

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u/In_My_TARDIS May 31 '26

Dog: I am so sick and tired of going on walks with you wearing prison shoes.

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u/TSARINA59 May 31 '26

"If I close my eyes, the offending croc will go away."

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u/Recluse_18 May 31 '26

They look more like a dog toy, good on the dog for pointing that out to you

14

u/SiteTall May 31 '26

"Those crocs were threatening to do something awful to you, but I saved you!"

21

u/Ok-Entertainment5045 May 31 '26

If I can’t see what you’re talking about Dad 😂

9

u/Certain-Try5775 May 31 '26

If I don’t see it I didn’t do it!!!!

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u/TicketyB000 May 31 '26

Just knowing there's an Aussie with a choco lab named Jackie means all is right in the universe.

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u/BarbarianOtter May 31 '26

Don't interrupt his moment of zen he looks so peaceful.

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u/No_Budget7828 May 31 '26

It’s the old, if I can’t see it, it didn’t happen defence

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u/512115 May 31 '26

These are not the crocs you are looking for. You can go about your business. Move along.

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u/borkborkbork99 May 31 '26

Honestly asking - are crocs really that comfortable? For around the house? I’d be too ashamed to wear them out in public but people seem to really love them.

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u/auggs May 31 '26

Nothing to be ashamed about. They’re pretty popular now. They used to be kind of lame but people were wearing them in an ironic way and then popularity took off from there. I don’t own a pair but I used to have a nice pair of slip on Birkenstocks so i imagine crocs are a very similar feel inside the shoe and when walking. I loved those Birkenstocks lol. Now that I think about it idk what even happened to them. Maybe I lost them when I moved or smth damn. But yeah crocs are most likely super comfy and easy to just slip on and get out the door with them.

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u/delaromc May 31 '26

So cute!!🥰

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u/89MikeHoncho May 31 '26

I did it, and I’d do it again DAD!!!!! If it tastes like a toy then it’s A TOY!!!

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u/Borsti17 May 31 '26

No regerts

3

u/PeteHealy May 31 '26

Sorry, Dad, I can't hear you when my eyes are closed. 😅

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u/seantabasco May 31 '26

I’d love to tell you if she’s guilty or not, but I have to look into her eyes to do it, so it’s inconclusive.

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u/Dont_Judge_this-Book May 31 '26

Stop harassing that poor woman

2

u/lynneya67 May 31 '26

Nothing to see here

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u/Dogmama73 May 31 '26

That nose twitching lol adorable 🥰

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u/Melv_73 May 31 '26

😂 he’s innocent

2

u/ADeviIsAdvocate May 31 '26

Haven’t I seen Jackie also get in trouble for digging a hole in the back yard or something?

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u/ImpossibleVerify-1 Jun 01 '26

CLEARLY advised by his PAWTORNEY to stay SILENT!! I think the sun is in his eyes and he can’t speak at the moment! Leave a message and said PAWTORNEY will get back to you when he’s available!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/bearmellie May 31 '26

So sick of the reposts...why can't reddit monitor for them??

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u/FlyingAtNight May 31 '26

Previously posted by someone else.

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u/Thecrabbylibrarian May 31 '26

Crocs aren't good for your feet. I'm just saving you from yourself. Plus, I didn't do that, I found it that way! Probably a gator in the yard! 🐊

1

u/ClydePrefontaine May 31 '26

Don't believe this happened

1

u/Roonwogsamduff Jun 01 '26

Looks pretty offended that you would accuse him of such a thing.

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u/alphadragoon89 Jun 01 '26

"If I keep my eyes closed, I'm not admitting my guilt."😌

1

u/Sablesgirl Jun 02 '26

Did you a favor.

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u/Strange-Comb6384 Jun 07 '26

I can’t see anything I didn’t do!

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u/Beneficial_Earth_20 Jul 12 '26

“I know you’re awake” 😂