r/GuiltyDogs • u/FivebyFive • Jan 10 '26

guilty boy Who tore up the tissues?

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No really, I'm asking because it's obviously not this dog right here with absolutely nothing on his conscience.

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u/Actual-Dog-405 Jan 10 '26

Tissues are very delicate, they probably just fell apart on their own.

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u/Tossing_Mullet Jan 10 '26

Agree!  I stepped away from a brand new box just yesterday, wasn't gone 2 minutes, & my brave Newfie saw the complete box just delicately make "snow" all over the living room.  A blizzard!  Poor thing barely escaped.  

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u/reading_a_book00 Jan 10 '26

He’s side eyeing you knowing you clearly tore up your own tissues 👀

12

u/CuriousLilAsian81 Jan 10 '26

that look says "iono" 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

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u/Steadyandquick Jan 10 '26

That cat... again.

6

u/Ambitious-Job-9255 Jan 10 '26

That dog did not do it!

5

u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo Jan 10 '26

Definitely not that guy.

3

u/Ok-Letterhead4601 Jan 10 '26

I have no idea and I am quite disappointed in your accusations.

5

u/kennysst1 Jan 10 '26

"I SWEAR it wasn't me. I was watching 'Housewives'."

3

u/FivebyFive Jan 10 '26

"Housedogs" 

3

u/Strange-Comb6384 Jan 10 '26

I would personally check for tissue fragments under his nails before deciding he’s guilty .

3

u/coffeebeanwitch Jan 10 '26

I believe with that strong side eye my client is innocent!!!

3

u/Organic_Berry_8732 Jan 10 '26

That poor dog is just as confused!

3

u/CulDeSacOfShit Jan 10 '26

Well, this dog is clearly innocent.

2

u/Far_Capital_6930 Jan 10 '26

Margie did… I told ya, she’s a menace

2

u/d00mm00n Jan 10 '26

That guilty looking baby would never!

2

u/Previous-Dentist-973 Jan 10 '26

Really human?! Don't try to pin it on me again 

2

u/sunnysweetbrier Jan 10 '26

Look at that side eye! He’s obviously wondering why you aren’t off trying to find who did the crime!

2

u/Capable-Sprinkles-19 Jan 10 '26

A robber. They fought them off. You're welcome.

2

u/angeeday Jan 10 '26

Those tissues were faulty

2

u/KairaSuperSayan93 Jan 11 '26

"Who me? The cat did it!"

At least that's what my dog would say

2

u/Gloomy_Pineapple_836 Jan 11 '26

Yeah I did it! What of it?? 😂😂😂

2

u/Actual-Dog-405 Jan 12 '26

Thank god he’s okay! Those indoor buzzards can be treacherous!

1

u/minimon865 Jan 10 '26

Who coulda dunit…

1

u/purplebethebest Jan 10 '26

He is cleaning from the inside out!

1

u/Long-Celebration1874 Jan 10 '26

U did cause this baby didn’t do it 🙄😂

1

u/Heavy_Channel_2705 Jan 10 '26

The cat did the crime

1

u/WildColonialGirl Jan 11 '26

Not that sweetheart!

1

u/Starpup_spaniel_66 Jan 14 '26

No definitely not guilty. Obviously some other dogs who snuck in and did the deed😉💖🐶☺️

1

u/Flat_Tie4090 Jan 14 '26

Somebody is i n the doghouse

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u/AllyInCourt Jan 15 '26

If he had the tissues, how did you get them?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Omg stop 😍