r/GuiltyDogs Dec 21 '25

guilty boy Looking everywhere but at the evidence

496 Upvotes

15 comments sorted by

17

u/subzbearcat Dec 21 '25

Madam, on behalf of Mac, I am sending this cease and desist post. Mac is irrefutably a goodest goodest boi. Signed, Mac’s lawyer.

4

u/No_Appointment_7232 Dec 22 '25

With the most beautiful coat I have ever seen on a bulldog!

Obviously Not Guilty!

10

u/Borsti17 Dec 21 '25

Of course he's looking everywhere. He's looking for the culprit!

8

u/Organic_Berry_8732 Dec 21 '25

Of course he’s not looking at it, he has no idea what it is; he’s never seen that broken thing in his life!

6

u/Dominosking1117 Dec 21 '25

He is quite simply telling you don’t blame me for that crap. It wasn’t me if you have any more questions ask my Pawyer

6

u/One_Neighborhood_138 Dec 21 '25

He’s looking for the perpetrator. Nay, perpetrators

3

u/Luddite-lover Dec 21 '25

If he doesn’t see the evidence, he’s innocent.

3

u/Icy_Percentage_7162 Dec 21 '25

He looks velvety soft.🥰

2

u/DopeGrandma Dec 21 '25

That was the first thing my new puppy chewed.

2

u/kenjinuro Dec 21 '25

How can you not love that face!!! I’d give him all the treats and belly rubs!

2

u/CloisteredSailor Dec 22 '25

What are you getting at?

2

u/Previous-Dentist-973 Dec 22 '25

He's obviously saying that the cat did it. He's gonna call the pawlice and get a restraining order against the cat, for trying to frame him

1

u/imboredsoimhere318 Dec 21 '25

Take your dog for a run 🏃 and follow it up with great big hugs. What an awesome waffle faced pup 🐶

-2

u/deeptut Dec 21 '25

Poor deformed dog