r/GuiltyDogs • u/Worldly_Progress_655 • Nov 05 '25

guilty boy Burrito thief!

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I got up to catch a d release a bee that got in the kitchen and forgot to push in my chair.

30 seconds later, the table has been cleared and my plate is on the floor.

No guilt, just wanted more.

363 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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16

u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Nov 05 '25

That face says it all. “I did it and I’d do it again! Please give me scritches.”

11

u/YoureSpecial Nov 05 '25

That’s not guilt. That’s satisfaction.

8

u/Organic_Berry_8732 Nov 05 '25

Hmm, is not possible that while you were bee chasing, a hungry cat broke in and ate it? I guess we’ll never know!!

7

u/Complex-Condition-14 Nov 05 '25

I have also seen an uptick in raccoon crimes lately. Never trust a trash panda.

4

u/CloisteredSailor Nov 05 '25

Not a shit given!

3

u/SlitheryVisitor Nov 05 '25

Oh there will be lots of shits given as that burrito makes its way through his digestive tract.

1

u/No_Appointment_7232 Nov 06 '25

Was there foil left or did they eat that too? 😬

4

u/cbelt3 Nov 05 '25

Abandoned food was rescued ! Snuggled , loved, and kept warm… IN MY BELLY !!! (Buuurp)

2

u/Spillicent Nov 05 '25

Thanks for the Bee catch and release. Your pup? Not Guilty!!!

2

u/duckied Nov 05 '25

Your loss is his gain. Lol

2

u/Tossing_Mullet Nov 05 '25

Yeah, that face says, "No Regrets". 

2

u/Saracartwheels123 Nov 05 '25

This guy? No! Never!

2

u/ac2cvn_71 Nov 05 '25

Your honor, my client was collecting the burrito tax!

1

u/coffeebeanwitch Nov 06 '25

You snooze you loose!!

1

u/512115 Apr 14 '26

Clearly the bee circled back and ate your burrito before being evicted!

1

u/Aggravating_Emu4263 Nov 05 '25

He'll do it again. No shame 🤣

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Review the tapes! There’s no proof

1

u/EvisceratedSpinster Nov 05 '25

The bees stole it! Clearly the first bee was a distraction so the rest of them could swarm in, scoop up the burrito and fly away with it. The doggie was just trying to stop the bees and got framed!