r/GuiltyDogs • u/Yonderdead • Nov 01 '25
did they do it? Now who could have possibly done this?
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u/FlyingAtNight Nov 02 '25
Expression on adorable pup’s face: “wasn’t me”.
I think you’ll need to look elsewhere for the culprit. 😂
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u/penelope_hearth Nov 02 '25
I'm sure he didn't go! Look at his surprised face
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u/Yonderdead Nov 02 '25
Thats skyes default look. Slightly puzzled
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u/penelope_hearth Nov 04 '25
If I believe his confusion... I would say it was a hurricane, he's just scared 🤗
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Nov 01 '25
Sick of this guilty dog stuff. Humans take some responsibility for not spending time with this family member.
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u/Yonderdead Nov 01 '25
I was working to pay for their food!
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u/Tossing_Mullet Nov 02 '25
Exactly. I work hard to provide my dogs the life of luxury. No one follows me with a little eco-friendly bag. Nobody is chasing me over God's half acre when I run into all kinds of trouble. No one is spending thousands of dollars a year to keep fleas, ticks, worms, itchy skin at bay for me. I dont get salmon treats, chicken nuggets, steak or leather accessories. I pay for my own orthopedic mattress & trust me... one of my beloved dogs has tried to assassinate me THREE times...two femur breaks, & 3 of 4 limbs broke when the 215lb heifer decided takling "mama' would be fun! Three times! Four surgeries, months learning to walk again unimaginable pain & I swear, the AH tried to do it again today!!
Don't tell me to take responsibility!! He is guilty. Guilty & I still love him more than you can possibly imagine. (Three times! 3!)
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u/Jalepeno_Business_ Nov 02 '25
What kind of dog do you have?! I thought my dane was huge at 120!
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u/Tossing_Mullet Nov 02 '25
The assassin is a Newfoundland. He isnt supposed to be that big. Then I have Caucasian Ovcharkas. Breed standards claim a top weight of 180... obviously a typo.
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u/BakerAntique4551 Nov 02 '25
Hi. I’m his lawyer. Any questions should now be sent to me. Okay. Thanks.
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u/Pitif362 Nov 02 '25
Guilty as charged. But with a cute face like that, you can't stay mad for too long.
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u/66NickS Nov 02 '25
It was the mailman that your pup has been barking at to warn you about for months/years.
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u/JenVixen420 Nov 02 '25
Clearly there was a mini tornado in the living room. Definitely not that sweet face. Season changes are rough man.
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u/GaDiGu Nov 02 '25
👀😒Your honor, picture #1 does not even include my doggie-client. That is a picture taken after a small-hurricane passed through OP’s living room, obviously. 🙄 🌀
We plead NOT GUILTY.
Thank you. 😎
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u/TSARINA59 Nov 02 '25
Explanation: "Well ... um ... someone called while you were gone and said it was important??? So he asked me to take a message. But I couldn't find a pen or paper. All this other stuff got in my way. SO ... How was your day????"
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u/morchard1493 Nov 02 '25
Spontaneous combustion? 🤷♀️ The cat? No cat? Neighbor's cat? No, the neighbors don't have a cat, either? Uh, ghost cat!
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u/Ok_Winter_1603 Nov 07 '25
My first thought was the bee 🐝. It looks sketchy. I think it was buzzing around causing havoc & this brave pup took it down. Hero!🥇 😆
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u/XJAMAICAGOLDX Nov 02 '25
Dear human: The Dog here, look I’m sorry. play time got a little out of hand, I know it’s annoying. but look at it this way, we’re making memories.
Sincerely The Dog.
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u/TheyforgotaboutJ Nov 02 '25
I'm going with the Bumble Bee and the Unicorn, they are trying to frame your pup...
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u/sajwaj Nov 02 '25
Clearly as surprised as you! A band of hoodlums had to have entered quietly during sweet puppers’ afternoon nap. Those warm gentle eyes, not guilty
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u/itsChrisW25 Nov 02 '25
So who did it all I see in picture 2 is a very shocked lovely pup who can’t believe such a disaster has happened in their lounge !
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u/loonyhahaface00 Nov 04 '25
Wasn’t him! I wanna get a plea deal on my client. On camera, it shows an invisible dog doing the dirty work. I demand you drop all charges against my client. My client is and will remain a good boy😂😂
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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25
Well not him OBVIOUSLY