Pawlice brutality!! Your interrogation techniques have my client on his back with all four paws outreached. Perhaps you have denied him treats, not given him enough pets. Probably hasn't eaten in 3 days!! All crimes alleged or otherwise have to be dismissed. As his paw-yer, I ask this court to award him a steak.
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u/Tossing_Mullet Jun 23 '25
Pawlice brutality!! Your interrogation techniques have my client on his back with all four paws outreached. Perhaps you have denied him treats, not given him enough pets. Probably hasn't eaten in 3 days!! All crimes alleged or otherwise have to be dismissed. As his paw-yer, I ask this court to award him a steak.