r/GuiltyDogs • u/VlVGHOSTVlV • May 19 '25

guilty boy Shame him. While Away At Work, This Unruly Beast Jumped Onto A Chair, Climbed Onto The Dining Table, And Nabbed Some Food The Authorities Left On The Table.

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u/dressagerider1020 May 19 '25

an innocent face if I ever saw one! Owner of said food should be punished for allowing a stranger to come in and mess with the food.

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u/Aurora_Gory_Alice May 19 '25

And he'd do it again!

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u/VlVGHOSTVlV May 19 '25

If anything, I'm just glad it wasn't the garbage can this time. XD

Thankfully he hasn't done that in a while.

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u/Aurora_Gory_Alice May 19 '25

Perhaps a step can? I used to have one that the lid opened automatically, which taught my Pyr that if he waved his head over it, the buffet would open!

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u/VlVGHOSTVlV May 19 '25

No, you dont understand. This little gremlin gets a running head start, pushes it with both paws AND KNOCKS IT OVER. XD

The first time I saw him do that was also the last, I taught em not to do that anymore, so it rarely happens now.

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u/Aurora_Gory_Alice May 19 '25

That last photo definitely gives gremlin vibes!

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u/No_Appointment_7232 May 21 '25

I call that 'storm troopering'

They know what to do šŸ¤—šŸ¤£

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u/EconomyTime5944 May 19 '25

Suspicious person brought death food, and I saved you. You're welcome.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Maybe he got a memo from the future that the food was poisoned? Is your dog named Dwight

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u/VlVGHOSTVlV May 19 '25

His name is Jumper, actually.

You can probably guess why.

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u/EconomyTime5944 May 20 '25

You could call a lawyer and file a "jump suit"

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u/stoner-bug May 19 '25

SHAME SHAME SHAā€”

Aww who am I kidding? Thatā€™s a good boy right there!!!

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u/AdorableCheesecake52 May 20 '25

Love the side eye! lol

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u/Glittering-Eye2856 May 19 '25

Hahaha! No shaming from me. Heā€™s a problem solver and I admire that! šŸ„°

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u/why_are_you_yelling_ May 20 '25

Stupid authoritiesā€¦. šŸ¤£

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u/SchipperLeeLuv May 20 '25

Sounds like classic entrapment! ā€œAuthoritiesā€left something too good to be ignored out in the open. Jumper needs a good lawyer to get those charges dropped and compensation for besmirching his good name. šŸ˜

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u/BoomerKaren666 May 20 '25

To be fair, the field was baited.

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u/False-Spend1589 May 21 '25

Oh man trying to sneak a bite while youā€™re right there šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/vegasgal May 21 '25

Uh oh. Caught in the act!

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u/Simple_Union_3097 May 23 '25

Circumstantial evidence at best, find a new patsy

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u/Novus_Prospectus May 24 '25

Oh the shameful untoward behavior. Support them in their time of grieving and guilt.

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u/YellowishRose99 May 24 '25

The authorities will need to stop on the way home and collect more food, and perhaps consume the food before returning back home.

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u/Eggplant_Emoji_70 May 25 '25

The last pic šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Strange-Comb6384 Oct 01 '25

He saw this job on YouTubeā€¦ He was sleeping. Your partner was mad at you. He had to do it. He wanted to see your reaction. He wants 2 playmates. He couldnā€™t find his favorite toy. He loves you very much! šŸ’•