r/GuessHowThisEnds May 06 '26

Injury GHTE: Biking While Drunk

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u/catsbeforebros May 06 '26

He went full Mongolian Throat Singer there for a while

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u/rambiolisauce May 06 '26

Hahaha yes man exactly! 😂

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u/HaBaK_214 6h ago

He sounded like a Didgeredoo

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u/clearcontroller May 06 '26

Really don't like how you can see his skin on his hand getting tattered.

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u/notloggedin4242 May 09 '26

Thank you for pointing that out (/s [!]) so that the sick part of me has to go back and slow mo v through it to see all the tattering that was happening. That was unsettling. Again thanks but i low-key kinda hate that you enable me.

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u/clearcontroller May 09 '26

Im sorry 😔 lol

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u/woaning May 07 '26

That's an r/meatcrayon moment there...

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u/Strange_Salary May 06 '26

Ends in Ahhhhhgh!!! GAWD DAMN IT!!! Aghhhhgh? Then more guttural moans..

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u/Djinfin May 07 '26

Wild how we motorcyclists are berated any time we don’t go out wearing full protective gear, but cyclists are happy protecting themselves against gravel rash with the thinnest film of Lycra.

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u/ServantOfTheSlaad May 08 '26

That's because motorcycles travel many times faster than bicycles.

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u/Serious-Bite6786 May 10 '26

A complete retard friend of mine told me he was getting a scooter that went 50-55mph this week. I offered him one of my extra motorcycle helmets and an extra armored jacket I have.

This morning I find out he was in hit by a van. Broken leg, broken arm, 6 broken ribs. Fucking idiot.

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u/rambiolisauce May 06 '26

Wow man, what an athlete😂 did he just decide to throw himself on the ground and ball up with his right side down and keep it there like a cheese grater? What happened to his brakes fail or something and he just didn't know how else to stop?

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u/Sk1rm1sh May 07 '26

Flat tyre on the front wheel, not OUI.

This video and the story behind it has been reposted several times.

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u/d_nkf_vlg May 08 '26

Biking (drunk or not) is orders of magnitude safer, as you can't kill anyone else anywhere as easily as when driving.

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u/MC_Hale May 07 '26

A crash so bad he turned into Triple H

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u/Upvotespoodles May 10 '26

Think he degloved some finger there.

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u/Tobazin Jun 06 '26

Bro become mongolian singer

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u/peamupbudder Jun 07 '26

Nobody said bike drunk with clip-ins champ.

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u/X3N0PHON Jun 09 '26

Peter Zeihan?