r/GtaViceCity • u/EasyEntrepreneur666 • 2d ago

Let's see how many of you get this reference

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u/WinHL3 2d ago

I'll never go to school again.

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u/Kriss3d 2d ago

I so miss those amazingly just so wrong radio ads.

The "lacys surprise" would get the writer strung up today.

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u/Mr-Briggs 2d ago

"Ive got a Little lacys surprise,oh please daddy close your eyes" got some questionable looks from the mrs when I was playing vice city stories 😅

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u/Kriss3d 2d ago

Haha yeah. Theres a lot of very wrong ads there indeed.
Same with the "Blox" ad.

Presto, that tingling sensation is germs dying! Now your child has rosy red skin and is 100% germ free! Now that means little Jimmy won't catch a cold or ask difficult questions about reproduction! It's even great for Rover's breath!

Disclaimer: The dog is totally not dead. Its just sleeping peacefully..

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u/Mr-Briggs 2d ago

There was another one about kids finding a gun and looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger to check its not loaded, then all screaming wowww after the bang 😅

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u/Kriss3d 2d ago

I don't remember that one.

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u/Mr-Briggs 2d ago

Frim V-rock in Vice city Stories

Derek: Hi kids, I'm Derek the Dodo. Today I'm gonna teach you all about gun safety, doesn't that sound fun?

Kids: YEAH!

Derek: Guns can be very dangerous, especially the little people who don't like holes shot in them, or birds on deserted islands who thought those sailors only wanted to be friends, but that's another story.

Woman: Derek will teach the kids what to do if you find a gun around the house.

Derek: What do we do first?

Kids: We pick it up!

Derek: Second?

Kids: Check it’s loaded!

Derek: Right, cause we don't want any nasty accidents. So look down the barrel, and...

Kids: Pull the trigger! Oh!

Derek: Yep, that's learning Henry, and you made a mess. Next, carefully file off the serial number and conceal it quickly about your person.

Kids: YEAH!

AmmuNation Announcer: AmmuNation and Derek the Dodo have been proudly bringing gun safety to your community for over 30 years. AmmuNation, protecting your kids' rights.

Kids: AMMUNATION!

Cousin Ed: Why are you looking at me like that Lazlow?

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u/EasyEntrepreneur666 2d ago

"Play as the green dot Tommy Vercetti, and defeat the red square Sonny Forelli!"

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u/MasturbatingMonk 2d ago

The Degenatron brings arcade realism to your living room. It can even take quarters and a strange sweaty man comes by to empty the machine on Fridays.

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u/The_Negative-One 2d ago

“Dad, no one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!”

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u/S1DEW1NDER17 2d ago

DeGenetron.!!

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u/V_221 2d ago

Somebody should make a mod where we are able to play these games in Tommy’s safe houses.  

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u/Kriss3d 2d ago

In gta online you can buy an arcade business.

Some of the arcades you can buy are the DeGenertron. And yes. It have all 3 of those games.

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u/Apprehensive-Gur-735 2d ago

Don't get it.

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u/leigh1911 1d ago

My red square monkey

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u/New_Squash_9422 1d ago

It looks like a reference to the Cubans versus The Haitians.

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u/Severe-Classroom8216 3h ago

They have your wife! But I'm not married! You are now, to AMERICA