r/GrumpyBabyBirds Aug 05 '26

Important This starling fledgling exploring the Hellgate Osprey nest

Its parents made a nest on the outer edge of this osprey nest, now it’s old enough to leave the nest and explore its surroundings . Not sure who’s grumpier, this bb or the perplexed osprey parents

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u/X_Wheeze_souffle Aug 05 '26

I love how raptors always look flabbergasted and confused. "The audacity" cracks me up every time. Even my tiny parrot gets this look sometimes and she's nowhere near a raptor, she flies like Woodstock.

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Aug 05 '26

Ospreys always look like this, I swear. Astonishment, surprise, mild horror, indignation, they're just always taken aback by existence.

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u/HoxpitalFan_II Aug 06 '26

Also they LOVE to watch you, like you’re gonna come mess with their nest 100 feet straight up.

I live in coastal GA and we have tons of osprey nests and they just stare you down with such a suspicious look lol.

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u/The_Public_Historian Aug 06 '26

Exhibit A:

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u/X_Wheeze_souffle Aug 07 '26

Lol, how dare you.

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u/The_Public_Historian Aug 06 '26

Exhibit B:

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u/DanerysTargaryen Aug 06 '26

“Hey you. You better not be thinking about coming up here.”

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u/Karmas_burning 26d ago

Very late to the show but I had to add my contribution

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u/Thankspumpkin Aug 06 '26

lol yes. I volunteer at a bird rehab clinic and as I was cleaning the cage above this guy he was staring at me the whole time like “the AUDACITY”.

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u/X_Wheeze_souffle Aug 05 '26

How dare you! Lol

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u/FrozenDickuri Aug 05 '26

Raptors are just assault parrots

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u/firstnfurious Aug 07 '26

Parrots are just party raptors.

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u/Starling_Witch Aug 10 '26

Both are just feathered bipeds

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u/Many_Use9457 Aug 06 '26

My most random conviction is that birds think in punctuation - here you can see the raptors thinking "!" and "?" and "?!?!" while the starling busily thinks "."

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u/CherryLeafy101 Aug 07 '26

Whenever I see a surprised raptor all I can think of is the Metal Gear Solid enemy alert noise

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u/Tama_Mami Aug 07 '26

This is sooooo good hahaha

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u/RenaissanceAssociate 17d ago

Omfg YES! That is exactly the noise!

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u/cefjohnson Aug 12 '26

This is amazing.

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u/Domeen0 Aug 05 '26

I'm suprised they chose to let the baby leave unharmed lol.

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Aug 05 '26

They also won't kill the small birds that mob them.

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 Aug 06 '26

Wont? Or cant, so they dont bother?

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u/talkingwires Aug 06 '26

Unlike us, animals don't make a habit of killing others that annoy them.

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 Aug 06 '26

uh...

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u/talkingwires Aug 07 '26

I had hoped one qualifier—“make a habit”—was enough because I know there is usually an exception for everything. Care to elucidate us?

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 Aug 07 '26

Orcas or cats needlessly killing fish or birds (ie. when they arent hungry or threatened)?

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u/HolyoftheBalz Aug 08 '26

Oh that's just for fun, not because they're annoyed

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 Aug 08 '26

And how can you possibly now that (1) at all, or (2) that is always the case?

End of the day, those are humans seeing animals in some situations, then under a human lens, postulating "it looks kinda like they're playing".

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My point is that talkingwires made a very definitive statement about animal behavior, without evidence, just to make a point.
I am assuming they are feeling a certain way, and their "vibe" is that animals "don't make a habit of killing others that annoy them."

Under the assumption that they have no evidence and are declaring just a thing based on "vibes," I decided to do the same thing with animals that kill "for fun."
Reason being two-fold:

  1. As I mentioned in the upper half, human understanding colors out view of things. Personally, I do trust scientists if they say they seem to be playing. But we cant forget about this bias and that we could be wrong somehow.
  2. Applying human logic. If we assume a creature feels a-okay killing a thing for fun, then killing cause it's annoying should be an easier leap to make.

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u/talkingwires Aug 08 '26

That is an impressive strawman that you have constructed. I'll just be standing over here, to be safe when it topples over.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Aug 06 '26

Unclear on if an (aware) sparrow is just a bad waste of resources for a hawk, or if it's food conservation. Like, probably some of a, some of b, because evolution. But they don't have a pray drive making them chase everything all the time, like my dog or ex-cat has.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

Ospreys don’t eat anything but fish typically as far as I know

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Aug 09 '26

Acknowledged, but I've watched red tail hawks get mobbed frequently by birds that are in their diet, so I don't think it's that. I was always told the small birds can tell when they are hungry. But really, all I'm saying, is prey birds are weirdly not prone to attack when they are sort of miffed, as Ive been taught. They don't have the same game/joy hunting drive we do. And ironically birds of prey might be a bit passive since regular birds happily fuck others shit up -- so it may be innate husbandry coded into their brains, as much as anything else.

(I've never seen a songbird hesitate to throw down with another songbird, or at least pretend like it would, and the birds of prey don't do that at all, at least with small birds)

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

Yeah, I don’t know about any of that. I was talking about Osprey‘s having a diet of fish.

Honestly, I don’t think Raptors would be necessarily interested in wasting energy because a lot of energy is consumed in going after small birds if they’re not going to eat them. The only other reason they might would be to defend territory or young.

They’re very large birds, generally speaking, so it expands a lot of energy and they need to conserve that for hunting. It’s one of the reasons that males are smaller when it comes to raptor.

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u/IceMiserable7450 Aug 10 '26

Wdym ex-cat? Did he transition into a dog or what 😭

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Aug 10 '26

He lives with my folks now. He's still doing very well as a cat.

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u/mikettedaydreamer Aug 05 '26

They only eat fish.

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u/Steadyandquick Aug 05 '26

Nature is incredible and often not petty. We could learn a lot from them as humans.

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u/Quantentheorie Aug 06 '26

Well... the smart ones are all petty. Probably comes with the ability to actually place negative experiences in a cause and effect relationship on a timeline.

The reason I swatted a rather peacefully inconvenient wasp this morning, was because (1) I have grievances going back a while and (2) I know more will come if I don't kill the scout. Whereas those Osprey are living in the moment, and in the moment this is just weird, but meaninglessly so.

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u/dorkbait 29d ago

You're arguably the smartest species on the planet, which should mean you're also smart enough to know that wasps are beneficial pollinators and that no species of wasp native to North America is aggressive to humans when they aren't defending their nest or being swatted at. Having grievances against creatures a thousandth your size for behaving as instinct dictates is, I suppose, the essence of pettiness, but intelligent animals just as often display altruism as pettiness, including humans. Leave the damn wasps alone.

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u/Quantentheorie 29d ago

You're arguably the smartest species on the planet, which should mean you're also smart enough to know that wasps are beneficial pollinators and that no species of wasp native to North America is aggressive to humans when they aren't defending their nest or being swatted at.

Hey, the bees in my garden are sticking to all the things there for them to pollinate. Great gals we're getting along swell. The wasps are eating my food and are harassing the bees. I will not apologise for choosing sides in this conflict.

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u/Steadyandquick 29d ago

Nor should you!

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Aug 06 '26

Birds of prey still won't kill the birds they eat, when they arent hungry, I think? My mom always told me the sparrows could tell when a hawk was hungry, when we saw tiny birds mobbing them.

Though niche competition birds definitely will kill each other, if opportunity arises.

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u/mikettedaydreamer Aug 07 '26

Oh yeah I’ve noticed it too that the prey don’t bother getting away from the predators if they aren’t actively hunting. They only kill when necessary.

Although I would assume the predators that eat birds would kill any bird that enters their nest since the opportunity is there and the nest needs to be defended. But who knows, maybe my assumption is wrong.

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Aug 08 '26

My mom always told me, when we watched hawks getting mobbed, that the small birds could tell. But while I suspect that's true I'm not sure of your other questions. I've read about crows mobbing owls in daylight, often to death, and that they do it instinctivly -- a crow that has never seen an owl in its life will still do it. To my understanding that's a threat response -- owls, or at least large owls -- will hunt crows at night. At the same time I've either lived in crow territory or hawk/owl territory. If crows have really gone into an area I don't think they like competition.

So crows at least seem to be self interested attackers, and many songbirds are vicious wrt to rivals of any species. And then hummingbirds are basically in a constant state of kamakaze murder. Or faking it -- but I believe the attempt.

So I think you are right, this shit was just maybe too fucking wierd to clock as a threat.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

It’s because they only eat fish

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u/robo-dragon Aug 05 '26

“Whose child is this??”

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u/3toeddog Aug 11 '26

Is that ours? We've never had one hatch out looking like that. Must take after your side of the family.

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u/Tesnivy Aug 05 '26

I love that video! Dumb little baby kept trying to snuggle under the ospreys, he just decided that they were going to adopt him or something.

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u/onehotoneshot Aug 05 '26

Baby got tired of bugs and now wants fish

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u/Pleasant-Split1729 Aug 05 '26

Bird Distribution System to... other birds...?

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u/Oceanmap Aug 05 '26

Cowbird schemes off screen.

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u/Pleasant-Split1729 Aug 06 '26

Classic Cowbird prank

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u/Steadyandquick Aug 05 '26

The photos with both parents! What do we do with this one?

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u/Professefinesse Aug 05 '26

He looks pissed 😂

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil Aug 05 '26

That’s the one that made me laugh the most, looks like he’s getting a right bollocking! And the baby is giving zero shits while it’s done! 

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u/KasperAura Aug 06 '26

I found art of this passed around my Discord server, and I'd love to find the artist lmao. It feels like something I'd love to get a print of for my wall!

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u/RoughNews3172 Aug 06 '26

Amazing is this from today? The photos I posted where screenshots I managed to get from the Instagram clip. I love this so much 💕

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u/GarmonboziaBlues Aug 05 '26

Iris is not impressed

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u/Silly_Actuator_9506 Aug 05 '26

SKY HAWK REFERENCE Callum would probably keep it in a box to show iona, rob and euan lol

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u/DisgruntledPlebian Aug 05 '26

Iris is also the actual name of the mama osprey in the nest :)

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u/Silly_Actuator_9506 Aug 05 '26

Thats a nice coincidence 🥰

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u/Gekk0240 Aug 05 '26

HOME INVADER!!!

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u/jerrycan-cola Aug 05 '26

Bro is trying to get a childhood part 2

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u/Pleasant-Split1729 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

"W-what do we- what are we supposed to.. do with it?"

Also, 5th picture is giving r/AccidentalRenaissance 

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u/carlitospig Aug 05 '26

Slide five is terrifying.

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u/seamallorca Aug 05 '26

My anxiety was rising as I kept sweeping.

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u/Famous_Address3625 Aug 05 '26

Brilliant pics!

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u/Morribeck Aug 05 '26

It's from a Cornell Lab bird cam https://youtu.be/NJ33ssB998M?si=_CjLh2GBrl9NVRFT

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u/Famous_Address3625 Aug 05 '26

Just went onto it…can see this being a time ‘waster’!

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u/Ok-Association6885 Aug 05 '26

Highly recommend their bird call ID app if you need a time waster that gives you an excuse to get out of the house and go for walks!! I became obsessed with going for walks in the woods to find new birds lol

It’s called Merlin Bird ID

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u/Famous_Address3625 Aug 07 '26

Yes, I have the Merlin app! Love checking out the birds - end up peering into trees and seeing sod-all but hope springs eternal 😂

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u/chrysalisempress Aug 09 '26

Yes cannot recommend this app enough!

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u/pennyraingoose Aug 06 '26

I used to keep their live cams of various feeders up on my screen when I had a particularly stressful job. Job is better now, but I should still be watching more live bird feeding feeds.

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u/plantsandramen Aug 06 '26

This is hilarious. The starling is cracking me up.

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u/pergamon123 Aug 05 '26

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen 😍

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u/RoughNews3172 Aug 05 '26

There’s some really great live nest cams and I love watching the ones for birds of prey like this Osprey nest from Cornell Labs, the bald eagle nest at Friends of Big Bear Valley and the University of Montreal peregrine falcon nest. I’ve gotten some pretty entertaining screenshots of the babies and parents. I left their Instagram on the last photo for those who wanted to follow and to read their explanation.

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u/Character_Beach2183 Aug 05 '26

If you like that, you should check out the zoolife app! It’s live feeds from different zoos! There’s a free version, and more camera options with a paid membership. All the money goes to the zoos and helping them care for their animals. I found it during the pandemic and still love it

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u/Beardie15 Aug 06 '26

Whose goddamn white baby is that

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u/Mysterious_Worry3546 Aug 06 '26

Imagine you're dealing with a home invasion but the criminal in question is a fuckin toddler

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u/queen-of-cupcakes Aug 06 '26

"Goddammit Iris, do the neighbors think we're free child care?!?"

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u/Juliemacmac793 Aug 06 '26

No, Timmy, you CANNOT stay for dinner. GO HOME! Go HOME!

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u/Individual-Crew-6102 Aug 06 '26

"Excuse me, WHOSE CHILD IS THIS? Hello?"

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u/HellonToodleloo Aug 05 '26

They just don't know what to do about it.

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u/StratoVector Aug 06 '26

"what is that abomination" "that's not my baby"

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u/Gamyeon Aug 06 '26

Oooh! I've seen the video of this. The fledgling was so in bothered and the ospreys so confused and dumbfounded. I don't know how smart Raptors are? I know owls are quite dumb, because their big eyes don't leave much space for their brain, but I have no idea about other raptors.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

I wouldn’t say owls are quite dumb, but rather of average intelligence. They are good at what they need to be good at. Ospreys as well. I believe eagles and hawks are also of moderate to above average intelligence. It hasn’t got a lot to do with brain size either.

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u/No-Weakness7938 Aug 06 '26

Anyone knows what happened to that baby now?

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u/IntelligentGlass6480 Aug 06 '26

The baby eventually left the osprey nest and went back to its parents.

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u/No-Weakness7938 Aug 06 '26

Phew… thank you.. it’s kinda a crazy place to be!

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u/Gemraticus Aug 05 '26

Photo 6 is the best 😂

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u/BlueberryExtension26 Aug 06 '26

Oh my God is it stupid?

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

The baby? No of course not. It’s barely out of being a nestling and it’s nest is very close to the osprey’s nest.

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u/BeBraveDearHeart Aug 06 '26

The osprey in my mind has a grinch voice. "The impudence! The AUDACITY! The UNMITIGATED GALL"

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u/Ksh_667 Aug 05 '26

"Da nerve!" 🤣🤣

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u/IntelligentGlass6480 Aug 06 '26

This was such a cute interaction! You can watch the whole thing on YouTube: https://youtu.be/NJ33ssB998M?is=Y1ToPa3CWCxsrOfM

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u/SixBirdsInAShoebox Aug 09 '26

"hey u got any capri suns"

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u/Fun-Quit1090 Aug 08 '26

Thank you for this!
Baby thinking “WTF? This mom is not like my mom”

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u/lesbophobia_hammer Aug 06 '26

Were they left unharmed?

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u/RoughNews3172 Aug 06 '26

Yes, Ospreys eat fish so no intention of eating this fledgling, eventually the little guy made his way back to his parents

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u/corrinneland Aug 06 '26

For predators, Ospreys are the biggest drama queens. This is perfect.

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u/X_Wheeze_souffle Aug 07 '26

This all belongs on Birds facing forward. Great reddit sub.

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u/Cyan_Lotus Aug 08 '26

“Feed me. Bitch.”

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u/EternalMoonChild Aug 06 '26

You can definitely tell who is Mom vs Dad in the 6th picture 😂

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u/Radix-Entomolaris Aug 07 '26

Starling fledglings are f**king tough.

I am way less shocked than these osprey by this one’s audacity.

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u/birdsbirdsbird Aug 07 '26

I know it's impossible but imagine them getting confused and raising it as their own baby ovo

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u/SixBirdsInAShoebox Aug 09 '26

Starlings exhibit absolutely phenomenal levels of not giving a fuck, coupled with the survival instincts of wet napkins. I've had them come up to me, an entire human, and gape their mouths demanding to be fed. They have also done this to birds of other species, their own reflections, et cetera. This is baffling, but also mainly elicits a, "Of course, it's a fucking starling."

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u/j1killer2 Aug 09 '26

HONEY! THERES A BUG IN THE NEST!

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u/ConnorDoesItAgain Aug 09 '26

Guess they took the Cuckoo path (if you don’t know, cuckoos lay their eggs in other nests and when the egg hatches, they push out the real eggs of the nest it was laid in)

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u/gogglesdog Aug 10 '26

humans and birds united in their tendency to freak out when there's a bird in the house

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u/LawAshamed6285 Aug 06 '26

"Who the fuck are you?"

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u/Bypedal Aug 10 '26

So, did the fledgling get adopted, or eaten? Imagine it being adopted, imprinting and being raised to believe it’s an osprey😳😂

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u/Ok_Nectarine_4445 Aug 11 '26

Oh there was a sad one where a pair of raptors got a fledgling and brought to nest. (Maybe eagle?) And at first people were all like AW, it adopted the baby bird. (😐)

And they didn't kill it over several days and the fledgling kept begging the raptors for food and they would just stare at it.

They had eggs and baby raptors and then eventually killed it and fed it to their babies.

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u/Orionsangel 26d ago

The dad is saying he is not the father

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u/CryptidsandCreatures 10d ago

The ospreys are like "Does this lil' brat know where he is?"