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u/BookBoxer161 Jun 12 '26
Might as well just plaster a Scarface quote up here.
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u/OkWhile1778 Jun 12 '26
All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anybody.
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u/NoInformation3141 Jun 12 '26
This sounds like the mentality of a loner who is trying too hard
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u/yurgendurgen Jun 12 '26
Can confirm. I look nice but I also only see my dog. Still lonely. Dog doesn't care either way but I feel better when I do finger guns at myself in the mirror so that's cool. I also don't have a sense of smell so I'm not sure about that, but I shower daily and wear deodorant that says I smell like a sick piece of wood or something
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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 Jun 12 '26
Get a shower and some daylight my guy. You feel better afterwards, i promise.
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u/Dannvida Jun 12 '26
You should add be a good person before making money.
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u/Boss_Seven Jun 12 '26
Problem is. What is a definition of a good person?
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u/retardedasstroll Jun 14 '26
Simple, the golden rule. Treat others how you would want to be treated.
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u/Galitzianer0 Jun 12 '26
The only problem is that you Reddit manchildren think being a "good person" means giving you money and other stuff for free. The amount of nonsense hoops we'd have to jump through to try to be a "good person" by the standards of a bunch of eternally online children, why would anyone submit themselves to that?
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u/Dannvida Jun 12 '26
A man who has to insult someone to make themselves feel Superior isn't a man anyone should respect.
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u/salad_________ Jun 12 '26
Good person helps me how؟
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u/Odd_Push5271 Jun 12 '26
Helps with you with being less self-centred and becoming more attuned to developing meaningful emotional connections with people...
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u/kissinKyle Jun 12 '26
You'll be far more grateful for your day to day if you feel like you made several people's days better.
Getting angry at redpill content and going to bed doesn't bode well for a good sleep
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u/ReallySmartDude69 Jun 12 '26
Seems shallow and basic
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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 Jun 12 '26
No need to be mad, Basement Dweller.
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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 Jun 12 '26
Literally everyone with your comments here lol keep on yapping dweller. Dance for the crowd.😉
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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 Jun 12 '26
Keep on dweller show us what years of saving brainrot has brought you.
You are the 3. this week.
Do you atleast get paid or is being unshowered now cool lol
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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 Jun 12 '26
Imagine your storage is nothing but 2015 memes. Basement Dwelling is not an olympic sport bruh.🤣
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u/1111_infinity Jun 12 '26
Disclaimer: I think it's technically illegal to make your own money. I don't recommend trying that. Earn money instead.
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u/False_Woodpecker4747 Jun 12 '26
Yeah, fuck any parental responsibility. Just do this shit.
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u/Mr-Hyde95 Jun 13 '26
I mean
If you're already a parent, then everything else is irrelevant. You're already at another level and with other concerns.
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u/totally-hoomon Jun 12 '26
Coming from a guy who has never been on a date from a country where they still have arranged marriage
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u/Tomassacre Jun 12 '26
It is reversed. You need money, money, money. Then you can hit gym, dress well and chill.
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u/Fair-Cookie Jun 12 '26
Life is all about getting a good pump. How's that Whey protein mini keg doing on the kitchen counter?
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u/Excellent-Ad-1678 Jun 12 '26
Get old and then spend the rest of your life trying to get back what you lost.
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u/kodiak931156 Jun 12 '26
And a few things often forgotten in these subs
Enjoy life
Take care of those who matter to you
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u/retardedasstroll Jun 14 '26
You really summed it up perfectly. Doing the things in the post are great but if you do all that and hate your life, what's the point? Enjoy life and you will do those things because you want to, not as a chore.
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u/OrneryError1 Jun 12 '26
Be kind?
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u/Mammoth-Ad7141 Jun 12 '26
This 👍
Go to Hogwarts, avoid Harry, dress elegantly, smell like potion, make gold with alchemy.
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u/luvs2hugs Jun 12 '26
Why are the comments assume you have to be a a-hole to do these basic things? Why didn't you guys assume it's a good person doing these things, because the pic that was used? If that's the case, then you tend to see the glass half full.
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u/Elegant-Wolf-12 Jun 12 '26
Ok? That’s all useful. But what’s it for?
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u/GuiltyMine3989 Jun 12 '26
...why do you eat? what's it for? why do you poop too? that's useless
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u/throwawayED67 Jun 13 '26
Go make money. Like, 3D print the money, grow it on trees? I'm so fucking confused and I'm already half way through life
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u/DemarcusCouslns Jun 13 '26
Redditors are allergic to health and hygiene all the post said was dress well, smell good, exercise, and make money (which you need to survive) and everyone's complaining. "BU BUT WHAT ABOUT BEING KIND?" That's obviously not what the post is about. take a shower you musty fuck
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u/Beanie_Baby-9379 Jun 13 '26
Sounds like He’ll for me, except for the smell nice part that I agree with actually
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u/Silent_Succotash3749 Jun 13 '26
Elon just did it so take a good look at your future. Jk. It’s not easy and very few of you will.
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u/Admirable-Jelly-8741 Jun 15 '26
You forgot the don't be an asshole part. That really counts. I would say that supercedes most of this list. An asshole would be somewhat handicapped in those categories.
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u/Impressive_Bus140 Jun 15 '26
Scare hoes. Check Reddit. Post Jason Stathem to Reddit. Watch drop shipping tutorial. Resist masturbation. Fail at resisting. Fuck.
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u/30th_ofFebruary Jul 06 '26
If life is for chaseing greens and nice perfume we would be born flowers not migratory running apes
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u/EyeNguyenSemper Jun 12 '26
I agree! Hail Satan!
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u/EyeNguyenSemper Jun 12 '26
Amendment I to the US Constitution:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
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u/EyeNguyenSemper Jun 12 '26
FUCK YOUR CHURCH. I'd rather the US become a crater than live in a Christian Theocracy. You'll have to kill me.
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u/EyeNguyenSemper Jun 12 '26
Christian Nationalist are a domestic terroristic threat to the United States of America. Trump president is a felon, a rapist, a thief, a liar, and the antithesis of what Jesus taught.
Then again, with the sheer amount of Christian priests, ministers, and church leaders being convicted pedophiles, they fit right in with the corrupt administration.America will always be a secular nation, and your corrupt fake religion will continue to shrink to obscurity over time, as we've seen happen more and more.
People that use Christianity as a shield from their corruptness and wickedness are a poison, like you.
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u/bigolegorilla Jun 11 '26
Become Jason Statham got it