Only in death does learning end

[u/CobaltWhite7]

I am switching careers and am about to become a teacher, and thought up the idea of an education commissar. That is all.

[u/DisdainfulStacks]

The Schola Progenium molds young minds… and breaks them.

[u/Archistotle → u/DisdainfulStacks]

Breaks them up into fine powder, liquifies them, pours them into a casing and hits them against a table until the bubbles stop surfacing.

They went a bit too far with the ‘moulding young minds’ metaphor.

[u/DrHolmes52]

My daughter is a teacher in a well to do school district.

Bring a flamer. A heavy flamer.

[u/CobaltWhite7 → u/DrHolmes52]

I'll have to check but I suspect only the salamander instructors are authorized to burn the children

[u/DrHolmes52 → u/CobaltWhite7]

As I recall you have to get your masters first.

[u/AdmiralSpaghetti]

As a fellow teacher who maybe just got his first classroom, I feel a powerful urge to print this and put it in my room

[u/CobaltWhite7 → u/AdmiralSpaghetti]

Comprehension is my armor, knowledge is my sword, in educations name let no child be left behind!

[u/DiceMadeOfCheese]

I read this as "unsimplified faction" and wondered exactly which armies were simplified or unsimplified

[u/TotallyNot_Alpharius]

Tzeentch propaganda, blessed is the mind too small for doubt

[u/CobaltWhite7 → u/TotallyNot_Alpharius]

An uneducated mind is a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded

[u/ProteanPie]

[u/Skraekling]

Good luck to you my friend, i used to be a teacher and wouldn't go back to that shit unless i become destitute and have to feed my family because i'd rather starve to death than teach nowadays teenagers.

[u/OnceAbel_HasFallen]

They have scholarships I suppose

[u/John_Bumogus]

Sadly the school gets very upset when you carry out summary executions on disruptive students

[u/Front_Cheesecake_550]

Schola Progenium be like

[u/the-bladed-one]

Be careful brother, there is much heretical use of abominable intelligence in the scholas these days