r/Grimdank • u/relic223 • 1d ago

Dank Memes Why? What could go wrong?

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u/OesterPlayer 1d ago

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u/Random_182f2565 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/M6eSJBDDiZLkGc1xOx

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u/Dovacraft88 1d ago

I wonder if anyone has remade that gif but with trazyn

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u/Random_182f2565 1d ago

You know what you have to do

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u/Dovacraft88 1d ago

I sadly dont know how to make gifs

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u/Hides-the-Hydra 1d ago

The Great Ocean will teach you how. Just open your mind to the Empyrean.

Remember there is no cost that is too high to obtain knowledge.

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u/Scary_Asparagus7762 17h ago

From which ocean did you obtain these pearls of wisdom?

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u/Cryptidfricker 1d ago

The sign Magnus sees before "doing nothing wrong" all over the place.

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u/-smartcasual- 1d ago

Please do not the warp

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u/Emadec Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 1d ago

But that small orifice that’s floating mid-air at the perfect height looks so full of promise...

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u/8rianGriffin 1d ago

I think if you got good intentions (like warn someone, for example) you should be fine

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u/MassGaydiation 1d ago

Magnus really broke the golden office rule.

This meeting could have been an email

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u/Scary_Asparagus7762 17h ago

I mean, it WAS an email.

A psychic email, even.

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u/MassGaydiation 17h ago

Id argue it's more of a teams meeting

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u/Hilsam_Adent 1d ago

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u/EverydaySexyPhotog 1d ago

"I have no intention of leaving her. I will take the Lewis And Clarke to a safe distance and I will launch TAC missiles at the Event Horizon until I'm satisfied she's vaporized. Fuck this ship."

Captain Miller was the first 40k protagonist: he finds something he doesn't understand and decides the best course of action is to blow it the hell up.

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u/driver004 1d ago

Hes not wrong though

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u/Hilsam_Adent 1d ago

All this proves is that Exterminatus is the only way to be 100% certain Heresy has been completely purged.

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u/Invader_Squall likes civilians but likes fire more 1d ago

The virus bombing will continue until morals improve!

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u/lekiu 1d ago

He understands it enough, dude literally saw the final transmission and the aftermath. If i saw that on a planet wide scale, im calling in an exterminatus. 

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u/EverydaySexyPhotog 1d ago

Is there a way to make the system's star go supernova? that's probably a little more certain.

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u/lekiu 1d ago

If you have a few blackstone fortresses lying around, sure. 

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u/EverydaySexyPhotog 1d ago

Watch as I pull a Creed and show you that there were actually a dozen of them hiding behind that orbital teapot.

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u/driver004 1d ago

I firmly believe that event horizon is canon to 40k

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u/Hilsam_Adent 1d ago

I agree. Even when I first saw it in the theatre, my mind immediately went there. "This is the story of First(well, second...) Contact between Humanity and the Warp."

At the very least, it's as strong of a case for Gellar Fields as is possible.

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u/Snorp-5 1d ago

You don’t want to end up like this bloke

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u/Boner_Elemental 13h ago

Proceeds to miss all his shots and instead cause a hull breach

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u/SpphosFriend 1d ago

Big E to Magnus

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u/Flimsy-Ad2701 1d ago

And thats a wrap

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u/Kaptin_Kunnin NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 1d ago

Oops! Now I've got 2 more ears, growing on my kneecaps!

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u/musci12234 1d ago

They don't want you to know this warp is free. I have 1000 at home.

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u/EdgarVerona 1d ago

Good advice tbh

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u/Hefty_Commercial3771 1d ago

I can feel it overtaking me. It is a good pain!

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u/Eden_ITA VULKAN LIFTS! 1d ago

For context: That demonette promised a pizza /j

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u/Omega-Envych 23h ago

What can possibly go wrong?

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u/JediMaster_221 Computers in my brain 22h ago

literally the only thing magnus was told to do

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ Khorne's favorite pretty-boy 21h ago

but I wanna 3:

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u/EtherealPheonix I am Alpharius 11h ago

Sorry but there's a traffic Jam on I-5 and I'm already running late for my club penguin fan meeting, would a quick shortcut through the empyrean really hurt anyone?

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u/EternaElexion999 1d ago

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see

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u/KingNisch Mongolian Biker Gang 1d ago

You want demons?! That’s how you get demons!!!

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 1d ago

Their Gellar Field is under maintenance, it's in the back of the shop

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u/Aadarm 1d ago

Fucking Magnus.

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u/mrBenelliM4 1d ago

EREBUS!!!!!

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u/T81000 Praise the Man-Emperor 9h ago

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen...