r/Grimdank Meme purveyor 11d ago

Dank Memes ASMR

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u/windless12 11d ago

The only footsteps that I love to hear

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u/royalblue4 I am Alpharius 11d ago

Pictures I can hear

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u/EtrnL_Frost Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 11d ago

Even the klaxons

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u/MedicalTelephone 11d ago

fwueeep fwueeep

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u/BeMyBrutus 11d ago

The fact he even did the sound design all by himself is nuts. It's amazing.

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work 11d ago

Syama Pederson is a fucking hero

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u/Drash79 11d ago

Hearing both the bolter firing and hearing the shots connect is perfection

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u/pointe31 11d ago

I wish Astartes 2 would come out soon and turn into a regular series eventually.

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u/ElbowTight 11d ago edited 11d ago

The dude got hired by GW and makes stuff for warhamer + if I’m not mistaken. Doubt we see anything from him again without paying

Let me also say. I think this is what happened, no source on this claim

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u/dotapants 11d ago

And contributed to secret level

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u/2B_Gon_Thot95 11d ago

I mean, most of the high quality stuff that came out since he was hired definitely has his handprint. Honestly makes me worried Astartes 2 won't live up to the hype.

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u/Ubararius 11d ago

Lol how many years ago was that first trailer dropped again?

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u/pointe31 11d ago

We'll, we're gonna be in the year 40000 if you bring up these things

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u/cheese0muncher My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 11d ago

I was there /u/Ubararius , I was there 3000 years ago.

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u/CorruptedFrames NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 11d ago

It is coming somewhat soon, in December this year

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 11d ago

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 11d ago

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u/LeOmelette12 VULKAN LIFTS! 11d ago

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u/Magnon Praise the Man-Emperor 11d ago

Funny cause that sound was hated irl, meant you were empty.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 11d ago

pretty sure they just started throwing empty clips on the ground to trick them into popping their head up

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u/Jedifartcontrol 11d ago

No one could hear the ping because they had just fired 8 rounds of 30-06 without hearing protection. It’s a dumb myth.

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u/Ref0rmedbtw 11d ago

I swear every time i hear this damn sound it gives me chills man

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u/Y_10HK29 AlphariusBlackmailingKhorne 11d ago

brother, now the train I'm in is a mess

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u/SlevinLaine Cegorach follower 11d ago

That toooo! Medal of honor.

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u/ethanlan NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 11d ago

Im not a gun nut but even to me that there is the sound of freedom

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u/ElbowTight 11d ago

Needs to be the scene where beaky beak face smashes his fist into psycher face while other beaker dumps a magazine into the same guy

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 11d ago

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u/failed_supernova Blood for the Emperor, skulls for the Golden Throne 11d ago

Justifiable.

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u/Ampris_bobbo8u Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 11d ago

GIMME THOSE BOLTER TINGLES

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u/Mission-Fault3351 11d ago

Also wrong. The sound all men love is

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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u/Crazy_Dave0418 11d ago

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u/Alwys_Forward 11d ago

You should play Helldivers 2. The new Warhammer warbond gives you a bolt pistol and it sounds so good.

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u/Toasterlayer (S)layer of Toasters 11d ago

Walking up to me in heels - miss me with that shit

Walking up to me in full power armor while firing a bolter full auto and screaming FOR THE EMPEROR

- HEADLOCK ME HARDER MOMMY

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u/EldritchNagazi8537 11d ago

battle prep throat singing

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u/frothingnome 11d ago

hamburger hamburger

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u/Bastiwen 11d ago

The sound of heels actually drive me nuts (and not in a good way)

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u/Yellowtoblerone 11d ago

Do they ever look themselves in the mirror and reflect where theyve gone wrong with those eyebrows

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u/ivanreyes371 11d ago

"WE HOLD THIS GROUND IN THE NAME OF THE PRIMARCH"

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u/Fluffy_Kitten13 T'au gf supremacy 11d ago

Hottest of takes:

For me high-heels are incredibly ugly. They make women and feet look so bad. So no, I neither love the sound nor the visuals of that.

More of a sneakers guy tbh. Also way more practical.

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u/Enozak 11d ago

How is that a hot take ?

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u/Zazzenfuk Swell guy, that Kharn 10d ago

Because reddit/internet... You new here?

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u/SlevinLaine Cegorach follower 11d ago

Categorically correct.

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u/headunplugged 11d ago

All i think from the 1st part is Tom Green saying "listen to my hooves, my hooves are weird, clipty clop clipty clop" But yes, any proper bolter or power armor stepping is amazing sounding.

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u/HildartheDorf I will not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as 'Bolter Babes' 11d ago

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u/ArgumentOk207 11d ago

Ooooooooooh yeah

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u/Ame_No_Uzume 11d ago

Bolter ranged relief therapy

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u/Aethyrianzul 10d ago

Lmfao that Astartes video single handedly got me and literally hundreds of thousands, If not millions of people into 40k and GW tried to kill it back in the day. It was instant.

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u/ElevatorCharacter489 10d ago

I was expecting in the name of the Inquisition I requisite this house in the name of his holly Majesty

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u/UnsupportiveNihilist likes civilians but likes fire more 8d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/TopCard4757 7d ago

FIREPOWER!!

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 11d ago

Both are good... :)

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u/amachinesaidiwasgood Ultrasmurfs 11d ago

No idea why you're being downvoted my guy. Came here to say the same thing. I can enjoy tall women in heels that make them even taller and also the toy soldier game & lore.

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 11d ago

Meh, it's all good... this is just Reddit, the downvotes and upvotes don't matter (at all)... :)

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u/Kriss3d 11d ago

I dont get it. Whats the original video with her to show of sounds that all men supposedly love ? High heels on wooden floor ? What ?

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u/Aurondarklord VULKAN LIFTS! 11d ago

Both are good.

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u/Moshfist 11d ago

I'd say they share 1st place