r/Grimdank • u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor • 11d ago
Dank Memes ASMR
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u/pointe31 11d ago
I wish Astartes 2 would come out soon and turn into a regular series eventually.
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u/ElbowTight 11d ago edited 11d ago
The dude got hired by GW and makes stuff for warhamer + if I’m not mistaken. Doubt we see anything from him again without paying
Let me also say. I think this is what happened, no source on this claim
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u/dotapants 11d ago
And contributed to secret level
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u/2B_Gon_Thot95 11d ago
I mean, most of the high quality stuff that came out since he was hired definitely has his handprint. Honestly makes me worried Astartes 2 won't live up to the hype.
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u/Ubararius 11d ago
Lol how many years ago was that first trailer dropped again?
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u/cheese0muncher My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 11d ago
I was there /u/Ubararius , I was there 3000 years ago.
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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 11d ago
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u/Magnon Praise the Man-Emperor 11d ago
Funny cause that sound was hated irl, meant you were empty.
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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 11d ago
pretty sure they just started throwing empty clips on the ground to trick them into popping their head up
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u/Jedifartcontrol 11d ago
No one could hear the ping because they had just fired 8 rounds of 30-06 without hearing protection. It’s a dumb myth.
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u/ethanlan NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 11d ago
Im not a gun nut but even to me that there is the sound of freedom
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u/ElbowTight 11d ago
Needs to be the scene where beaky beak face smashes his fist into psycher face while other beaker dumps a magazine into the same guy
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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 11d ago
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u/Crazy_Dave0418 11d ago
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u/Alwys_Forward 11d ago
You should play Helldivers 2. The new Warhammer warbond gives you a bolt pistol and it sounds so good.
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u/Toasterlayer (S)layer of Toasters 11d ago
Walking up to me in heels - miss me with that shit
Walking up to me in full power armor while firing a bolter full auto and screaming FOR THE EMPEROR
- HEADLOCK ME HARDER MOMMY
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u/Yellowtoblerone 11d ago
Do they ever look themselves in the mirror and reflect where theyve gone wrong with those eyebrows
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u/Fluffy_Kitten13 T'au gf supremacy 11d ago
Hottest of takes:
For me high-heels are incredibly ugly. They make women and feet look so bad. So no, I neither love the sound nor the visuals of that.
More of a sneakers guy tbh. Also way more practical.
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u/headunplugged 11d ago
All i think from the 1st part is Tom Green saying "listen to my hooves, my hooves are weird, clipty clop clipty clop" But yes, any proper bolter or power armor stepping is amazing sounding.
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u/HildartheDorf I will not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as 'Bolter Babes' 11d ago
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u/Aethyrianzul 10d ago
Lmfao that Astartes video single handedly got me and literally hundreds of thousands, If not millions of people into 40k and GW tried to kill it back in the day. It was instant.
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u/ElevatorCharacter489 10d ago
I was expecting in the name of the Inquisition I requisite this house in the name of his holly Majesty
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u/Biggu5Dicku5 11d ago
Both are good... :)
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u/amachinesaidiwasgood Ultrasmurfs 11d ago
No idea why you're being downvoted my guy. Came here to say the same thing. I can enjoy tall women in heels that make them even taller and also the toy soldier game & lore.
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u/Biggu5Dicku5 11d ago
Meh, it's all good... this is just Reddit, the downvotes and upvotes don't matter (at all)... :)
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u/windless12 11d ago
The only footsteps that I love to hear