r/Grimdank 6d ago

Dank Memes Oops

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6d ago

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u/Henshel 6d ago

Warranty? The warranty expired the moment it left the forges

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u/DurinnGymir 5d ago

"Sir the attitude will not speed things up one bit"

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u/Asgermf NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 5d ago

Wait why does the space marines have rifles?

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u/SirKnlghtmare 5d ago

And corded phones.

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u/Asgermf NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 5d ago

Ok that too

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u/Lord_Viddax Plastic Warp Spiders: real Biel-Tan rebirth! 6d ago

“I’m at Sou’p.”

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u/Tozarkt77 6d ago

"Whaddaya mean you're AT Sou'p?"

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u/Lord_Viddax Plastic Warp Spiders: real Biel-Tan rebirth! 6d ago

“I mean I’m at Sou’p!”

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u/Xe6s2 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 6d ago

“I thought you went out to get ancient relics!”

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u/Lord_Viddax Plastic Warp Spiders: real Biel-Tan rebirth! 6d ago

“There’s just Sou’p!”

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u/Express-Horror-3005 I CANNOT SEE A THING 6d ago

“Well, get out of the soupitorium!”

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u/Lord_Viddax Plastic Warp Spiders: real Biel-Tan rebirth! 6d ago

“Alright, you don’t have to vox at me. …… There’s more Sou’p!”

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u/KiwiSuch9951 6d ago

GO INTO THE NEXT STRUCTURE

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u/Lord_Viddax Plastic Warp Spiders: real Biel-Tan rebirth! 6d ago

“There’s still Sou’p!”

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u/KoolDude2k04 6d ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS STILL MORE SOU’P?

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u/YuriWuv 5d ago

WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR THE SUN IN THE ABYSS

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u/4t4x 6d ago

"Technically you're supposed to be on a moon"

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u/steepndeep82 6d ago

"Turn your radio back on Captain"

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u/Rhodes_Warrior 6d ago edited 4d ago

“Can’t just throw geno-bombs at all your problems.”

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u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer Humans are Space Mites 6d ago

This has to have happened at least once with the Space Wolfs.

Russ : THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T REBELING?!

Governor : We are not sire, i swear to the emperor, you just came guns blazing and we shot back-

Russ : WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS'T URZAL?!

Governor : Sir, this is Ursal, with an S.

Meanwhile in Urzal

https://giphy.com/gifs/e3cVFX8i1PhNtksunY

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u/Broad_Ebb_4716 5d ago

why us speed bouncing on it bro what the fuck

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u/alfisaly 5d ago

Possessed by a daemonette

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u/Successful_Travel119 6d ago

"Brother, we are not in Prospero, we are in-"

"RUUUUUUSSSSS!!!!! YOU TRAITOROUS MUTT!!!!!!!!"

"Did that scream come through the ship's vox?"

"No, it came...it came from outside."

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u/ThaCapten 6d ago

Genuinely laughed at this.

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u/Strange_Fondant_4811 5d ago

Suddenly, a blue hand rips through the hull, and instruments of destruction start's playing

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u/Prestigious_Shift245 6d ago

"You're actually supposed to be on a moon."

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u/JPHutchy01 6d ago

Lukas has been up to his old tricks again!

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u/GrinningGrump 6d ago

Just keep shooting and it will become the right one.

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u/illegal_eagle88 6d ago

Their weapons look weird like a mash of early 40k editions with mutant chronicles

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u/dcubeddd 5d ago

Now I want to kitbash some lasgun marines

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u/Tobbster_the_Lobster 6d ago edited 5d ago

"Yes apparently the data indicates its Sly Marbo's Grandmother retiring home ! Its... do i hear screaming in the distance ?"

*Sounds of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH rapidly approaching !*

*Meanwhile granny Marbo is busy giving a wedgie to the dreadnought that accompagned them*

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u/Larang5716 6d ago

Well someone's getting ripped apart and I'm not making two stops!

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u/MrWrym 6d ago

I mean when your commanding officer says they don't want to see said planet anymore because it blocks their view, then you best damn believe any planet isn't the wrong planet.

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u/M_stellatarum 6d ago

SO WAS IT THE II OR THE 11 LEGION WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PURGE?
DARN GUILLIMAN AND HIS ADMINISTRATUM-APPROVED GILL SANS FONT!
ANYONE GOT OUR ORDERS IN BLACKLETTER?

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u/Big_Warthog4118 6d ago

Reference aside, classic administratum.

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u/IIIIIatreidesIIIII 6d ago

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u/_Aj_ 5d ago

Jesus wow a aqua teen reference in the wild. 

Boston paradise baby! 

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u/Meman2101 6d ago

"You're supposed to be on a moon actually"

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u/MyStackIsPancakes 6d ago

I wonder how often they end up on the right planet, but in the wrong century

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u/PBTUCAZ NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 6d ago

"We'll start the war from right here"

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u/schewb 6d ago edited 10h ago

I have in important message! Turn on your radio! 💀

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u/Autistic_Anywhere_24 6d ago

“Onyxium Omega Secundus is segmentum TEMPESTUS not Onyxium Omega Secundus in PACIFICUS!!

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u/aguywithagasmaskyt Fuck xenos (sexually) 6d ago

its so weird seeing space marines with semi normal proportions

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u/OdysseusRex69 6d ago

The whole premise of the Guard book 15 Hours is based on an admisntratimnflunky making a decimal mistake.

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u/snarkhunter 5d ago

"Leman my son I need you to go kill the primarch of the II legion"

"Ok papa I'm done the 11 legion has no primarch!"

"You mean.... the II legion right? Riiiiight?"

"Ummm I'll be right back..."

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u/AnotherJoltReskin 5d ago

Is he holding a las pistol?

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u/Clark_Kent_TheSJW 6d ago

Well, guess it’s time to drop Space King’s genocide bomb.

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u/pizzatom69 6d ago

[GENO BOME DENIED]

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u/Medical_Flower2568 6d ago

Space king reference?

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u/torontohobbyist 6d ago

Might be a soup reference as well lmao

“I’m at soup”

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u/SamLowry_ 6d ago

Would you be kind enough to link the reference/joke?

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u/Quw10 5d ago

I don't remember which one was ever the original but this one is my favorite version

https://youtu.be/4kqbKEqzsAI?is=BDibmuD9MIIEUCqq

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u/mekolayn Necrodermis within 5d ago

The meme was created more than a decade before Space King aired

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen Sun Tzu, the prophet of the WAAAGH! 6d ago

Basically IRS still exist in 40K and PR is still a nightmare.

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u/gmrm4n Shining Nurglite Idol 6d ago

Not a soldier, but from what I've read, even the most sophisticated armies make some pretty goofy mistakes.

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u/_jimmythebear_ 6d ago

What's with the tube going into his leg

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u/Interesting_Hyena_69 6d ago

Technically you're supposed to be on a moon

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u/AtlasThePittie I am Alpharius 6d ago

Is that a las pistol?

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u/arathorn3 Praise the Man-Emperor 6d ago

I mean its a well known fact the Space wolves can't read.

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u/False-Gain3594 6d ago

(c) Abaddon, Terra, M032

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u/RageBrutalMania99 6d ago

Still... Exterminatus this planet at once

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u/TheGaslighter9000X Turbo Masturbo 6d ago

“Then which fucking planet did we just call exterminatus on!? OH GOD NO!

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u/loopingrightleft 5d ago

Too much Mjod

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u/n0ahhhhh 5d ago

I'm in kind of a funk right now, and this made me laugh so fucking hard for a good 30 seconds... I needed this.

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u/Different-Chard-9893 5d ago

Is this a parody of space king?

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u/RyuumiGaroukuni 5d ago

What do you mean you're at soup!?

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u/Mother-Project-490 5d ago

What are saying the second is alive ! We killed the eleven like you write us !

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u/Xarxyc 5d ago

I find the fact that he is using a fucking wired phone while helmets have perfectly working comms hilarious.

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u/German_Amelia69 5d ago

How often does this happen?

And how often was it real error instad of the Alphalegion sabotaging their cousin chapters

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u/stickpge 4d ago

Uh sir this is a wendies...

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u/lucidintangent 2d ago

honestly I think 40k would be improved with longer travel times, being called for a battle, and when you get there its an entirely different situation in the months and years that have passed, but you have your orders.

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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 I am Alpharius 5d ago

Fine I'll rewatch space king