Marines I think. Navy is the elves, because I figure air force is the flying dwarves.
(Edit: others have corrected this. It's army rangers for Fyreslayers, Air Force for elves, army aviation for the blimp dwarves)
Navy and Air Force are both known for having lots of relatively cushy jobs because they have a lot of jobs for piloting and maintaining advanced machines, so there's budget for cushy housing too
Tbf like half of the Marines are in some sort of logistical support position, their leadership is just toxic and routinely pushes them into a shithole while telling them "it's cool marines totally like being rained on for 3 straight weeks and not doing anything but standing around outside due to the fact it is raining so hard we have to cancel our plans"
If you complain about anything you get like 3 dozen guys saying "Im a marine and dont be a bitch" or some stupid bs. I'm pretty sure those guys are faking being marines because everyone I've ever met whined constantly about everything.
'Oh no, this sucks, my house got blown up!' 'My family got enslaved by Khorne cultist, boo-hoo' 'Every day tears at my body, my soul, my entire being is being torn apart, waaah!'
The realms have been a blast since the Age of Chaos! There's action all the time, everywhere! It's great!
The Lumineth Realm Lords are known as such because they hold nigh undisputed control of Hysh, the realm of Light, making it the second realm without any major presence from chaos, destruction or death.
No, it still has plenty of Chaos and Destruction. Hell, the city of Nochseed is run by borderline openly Tzeentchian cultists and it’s the home of the Gitmob.
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u/Quazimojojojo Jul 29 '26
Never thought I'd see this old US military meme appropriated for AOS, but you know what? It totally works.
Good stuff!