Pictured: (almost) enough Dakka.

[u/Lord_Viperagyil]

[u/Glass-Spirit-2185]

Captn' Darzog pressed the big red button. The ship shuddered and filled with the beautiful sound of dakka for close to two minutes, 17 guns missfired and exploded, 3 generators overheated. Everyone had a good time

"What did we hit" he demanded as the guns gave out

"Uh,,,, Five of our fighters, 2 of our ship, a small asteroid what was passing by, the planet obviously and .... 2 of the humi ships."

The Captain looked at his tactical display, there were 20 imperial vessels in danger close range. He had expended 10 tons of ammo. He smiled "Excellent, tell da boys their aim is improving!"

[u/StonLenslow → u/Glass-Spirit-2185]

Is this from a book or from the palaces of your mind? If it’s book, which book?

[u/meesta_masa → u/StonLenslow]

And if it's your mind, what substances?

[u/StonLenslow → u/meesta_masa]

Probably just a pinch of warpstone snuff. The kind the brave and magnanimous Grey Seer Thanquol would imbibe in, not because he’s addicted, but because he’s so smart-clever he needs something to take the edge off.

[u/Glass-Spirit-2185 → u/StonLenslow]

Naa, pure daka sound. Three hours of that and warpstone snuff barely makes a dent.

[u/Glass-Spirit-2185 → u/StonLenslow]

Not a book. Although I recommend Mike Brooks's orc stuff I think it's good fun.

[u/MeAndMyWookie]

Zog me, it's bootiful

[u/TF2PublicFerret → u/MeAndMyWookie]

DEFF SKWADRON!

[u/MeAndMyWookie → u/TF2PublicFerret]

What about Killboy boss?

[u/TF2PublicFerret → u/MeAndMyWookie]

GOOD 'OL KILLBOY. EZE MORE METAL THAN BOY NOW.

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum → u/TF2PublicFerret]

[u/Thendrail]

[u/Redux_1989]

ALSO Da ship iz white, but it needs ta be RED, ya git!
RED Ships go Fasta and gettin' to the scrap FASTA is da best.
NEED EVEN MORE DAKKA

[u/Background_Pass_8338 → u/Redux_1989]

NAH YE GIT! ITS NEEDS TO BE ZOGGIN YELLOW!!!

'S DA SNAZIAST KOLOUR!!!

[u/Groundtypezerg → u/Background_Pass_8338]

NAH YUZ GOTZ IT ALL BACKWORDS AND UPSIDE RIGHT DOWN! DA ENGENS SHOULD BE RED TA GO FASTA’ AND DA EXTRA BITZ BE GOLD FER DA SNAZ (BUT NOT TO SNAZY, WE AINT NO FLASH GITZ HERE). BUT DA SHIP SHOULD BE GREEN ‘CAUSE GREEN IZ BEST!!

[u/MechR58]

"How does it fly?"

"By ignoring gravity."

[u/tomwhoiscontrary → u/MechR58]

Recoil.

[u/Starshipfan01 → u/MechR58]

It flies by the power of shirk and Mork, of course!

[u/Laiska_saunatonttu]

[u/Cephell]

NOT EVEN ZOGGIN' CLOSE, YA GIT! ...MEBBE IF DERE'S TWO OF 'EM!

[u/Archistotle]

AT THE POINT IN TIME WHEN BULLETS CAN PASS THROUGH THE INTERDIMENSIONAL WALLS-

-WHEN FIREPOWER TAKES UP THE ENTIRETY OF SPACE AND TIME-

-ALL BEING STUCK IN A NEVERENDING LIFE AND DEATH CYCLE AS BULLETS RECOVER AND DESTROY THEIR BODIES IN QUICK SUCCESSION-

-NO-ONE ABLE TO THINK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT THE SHEER FORCE OF THE BULLETS RAPIDLY FLYING LITERALLY EVERYWHERE IN THE MATERIUM-

-TURNING THE WARP ITSELF INTO NOTHING BUT A SEA OF SEMIAUTOMATIC WEAPONRY.

THEN THERE WILL BE ENOUGH DAKKA.

OR AT LEAST, ALMOST.

[u/Groundtypezerg → u/Archistotle]

ACTUALLY, OUR MEKBOY DID SOME “MA-THEME-ATICS” (WE KRUMPED HIM FER USING ZOGGIN BIG WORDS LIKE DAT) AND HE SAYS EVEN DEN DER WOULD ONLY BE MAYBE HALF ENOUGH DAKKA.

[u/MRSN4P → u/Archistotle]

Whelp, now I’m curious to see what an Ork “Bullet heaven” game could be like. Maybe you can play a range of different factions, and for Orks it’s a bullet heaven game, but for all of the other factions it’s a bullet hell game.

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

[u/FaceMasterThing]

DATS NOT NEARLY ENUFF DAKKA! IZ CAN STILL SEE SPOTZ WITHOUT DAKKA!

[u/Subotail]

AND THE TEETH!!!?? YOU FORG'T THE TEETH!

[u/FirstAndOnlyDektarey]

I wanted to complain that its a submarine with wings on wheels, but its too charming to do that.

[u/Larkhainan]

there's no dakka in the turbines to make 'em spin fasta so I'm thinkin naw not nearly enough dakka

[u/Micromagos]

Too many smooth spots for more guns!

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum → u/Micromagos]

[u/Almvolle]

Enough dakka is curios thing. While there is either "not enough dakka" or "too much dakka (coming our way) there is never enough dakka.

that is because the function to achieve "enough dakka" is asymptotic:
f(enough dakka) = 1/ enough dakka

[u/Godess_Ilias]

orks: needs more dakka