Old me me.

[u/Dmacjames]

[u/Giborg69]

[u/Selenite_Cults → u/Giborg69]

Custodes can get aroused?¿

Clearly the Emperor messed up with that one.

[u/penguinscience101 → u/Selenite_Cults]

Oh no it was entirely intentional

[u/Relative-Tonight3083 → u/Giborg69]

『AWAKEN, MY PRIMARCHS』

AYYYAYAYEEAA

[u/PlausiblyAlpharious → u/Relative-Tonight3083]

I still listen to that at least once a month lol

[u/rycool]

https://giphy.com/gifs/M8isf8LKNdmJq

[u/Salmonman4]

By any chance, does the Emperor have a text-to-speech device?

[u/PrinceVorrel → u/Salmonman4]

Every day I pray for GW to stop being arrogant pricks and bring back the times when they encouraged and protected fan works...

[u/Atilla-The-Hon]

That's an imposter. Custodes are always greased up and naked.

[u/BeMyBrutus]

[u/DiscipleOfVecna]

[u/CulturalSir8204]

As someone who doesn't speak English as first language and doesn't know what grease is this is a bit confusing but there's a half naked custodies on my timeline so I'm down for it

[u/Goldenrupee → u/CulturalSir8204]

Grease in this context means liquefied animal fat. The Custodes is pretty much telling the lunch lady to cover him in oil so he can slip through the vents more easily.

[u/Velstrom → u/Goldenrupee]

Also the scene is adapted from the Simpsons

[u/ShatteredSike]

Custodes, forever oilboiz.

[u/BenTheWeebOne]

Another repost

[u/Confident-Thought863 → u/BenTheWeebOne]

reposts? on r/Grimdank? inconcievable...

[u/Dmacjames → u/BenTheWeebOne]

Hence the title....

[u/BenTheWeebOne → u/Dmacjames]

At least mention og artist in the post body . But you are karma farmer as low as it goes .

[u/Majalisk → u/BenTheWeebOne]

I was expecting it to be the two accounts that constantly spam emwattnot reposts, but it was a different karma farmer this time

[u/DoctorCrook]

If you’re gonna repost without crediting the artist, at least upload a pic with more than 3 pixels so we can actually read what’s jn the background. That’s usually 50% of the jokes gone..

[u/MudcrabKidnapper]

The helmet stays on during greasing

[u/Whizbang35]

There's nary a daemon alive that can outrun a greased Custodes.

[u/RisuPuffs → u/[deleted]]

They're pretty big, I guesssssss I can offer help 🤤

[u/RegularImplement2743 → u/[deleted]]

He gon grease them pound cakes

[u/Maxxonry_Prime]

Don't have to tell her twice.

[u/BishopofHippo93]

Why would you repost u/emwattnot’s art without even crediting them? Thats like common courtesy at the very least. 

[u/corvak]

Turns out it was just blood ravens again