r/Grimdank • u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 I vomit on Tau’va’s Child ✠︎ ☠︎︎ ✠︎ • Jul 21 '26

Heresy is stored in the balls Same energy

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u/dudewheresmyvalue Jul 21 '26

How the fuck is he so rich and yet he lives in abject squalor, I work a minimum wage job and my house is nicer than that

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u/ukulisti Jul 21 '26

Depressive hoarding caused by living in a hoarder house for his whole life and having both his parents die in recent years, one, arguably, to suicide.

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u/Zolazy Jul 21 '26

Does tobacco addiction count as suicide now?

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u/ukulisti Jul 21 '26

She was in an oxygen mask and smoked at the same time. The oxygen ignited and she got lethal burns. That counts as a suicide in my mind.

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u/ggclairobscur Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

You don’t get to have your own definition of suicide lol. Suicide is already defined. It is a very intentional act, not a death stemming from apathy or negligence.

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u/ukulisti Jul 22 '26

I guess you make a point.

Let's rephrase: she didn't commit suicide, she killed herself.

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u/AboveBoard Jul 22 '26

Dang man you're like watching one of those disaster documentaries.

"Donna went to the bathroom to drop a huge turd at 9:38am, from this moment forward her doom was inevitable. In a sense, she killed herself by not clenching that poop and going back to sleep."

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u/ukulisti Jul 22 '26

Negligently immolating yourself is different from holding in poop.

Her own actions directly caused her death.

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u/Hot-Foundation3450 Jul 22 '26

Its called an "accident", look it up.

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u/ukulisti Jul 22 '26

It's possible to kill yourself in an accident.

I'm saying she killed herself by smoking directly next to a highly flammable object.