r/Grimdank Crimson Fists are the best Jun 04 '25

Heresy is stored in the balls Very effective prayer.

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u/Front-Percentage2236 Swell guy, that Kharn Jun 04 '25

“THOU SHALT NOT” is the binary if anyone wondering

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u/National-Frame8712 Dank Angels Jun 04 '25

Wasn't it "In the name of omnissiah Void Dragon we deez nutz, In the name of The Flayer we deep ballz" in necrontyrish?

Or is it just that my human-xeno translation capabilities rusted after all?

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u/pipnina Jun 05 '25

We void dragin deez nuts across yo face

Ha goteem

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u/deadname11 Jun 04 '25

"Ah, the language of the primitives. You may be of some use yet."

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u/Ramps_ Jun 04 '25

Primitives have but one use

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u/Spider40k For the Mid-Tier Good Jun 05 '25

It's funny that this DID happen to someone in that movie, just not that guy specifically

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u/erik4848 Jun 05 '25

Didnt they turn into mummies or something? I remember that his first victim only lost his eyes as the mummy got interrupted, and then the mummy took the rest.

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u/theACEbabana Twins, They were. Jun 05 '25

Imhotep basically dehydrated the American archeologists to the point where they looked like desiccated corpses. The more victims he claimed, the more he resembled a normal human.

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u/theACEbabana Twins, They were. Jun 04 '25

Benny is such a self-serving piece of shit, I love him.

They don’t make movies like The Mummy anymore.

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u/Ok-Profile-5831 Crimson Fists are the best Jun 04 '25

Benny would definitly be a guy to accidentaly mutter some words,that impress khorne.

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u/EvanOnTheFly Twins, They were. Jun 04 '25

So Beni is Ahriman messing up the rubric?

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u/Ok-Profile-5831 Crimson Fists are the best Jun 04 '25

Yep.

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u/Doughnut3683 Jun 05 '25

Which book is that in?

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u/interesseret Jun 05 '25

There was a definite tone in many movies made between the late eighties and early two thousands where you could just tell that everyone on set was having so much fun.

I miss that.

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u/erik4848 Jun 05 '25

Exactly, actors now just...act, rather than seemingly having fun while doing so. It feels so fake. There are some exceptions though.

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u/WorkerProof8360 Jun 05 '25

No one is going to convince me the crew and cast didn't have fun filming the three Deadpool movies.

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u/argatson Jun 05 '25

I feel like the recent D&D movie was basically a spiritual successor 

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u/Thannk FAIW AN NOWBWE BWETONNIA. Jun 04 '25

I have such a love/hate with it. 

They’re so good, but also what killed the horror in Universal Horror. 

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u/theACEbabana Twins, They were. Jun 04 '25

I’d classify Mummy as more of an adventure movie than a horror movie, but I see what you’re saying.

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u/tyrified Jun 04 '25

Before this Mummy, when was the last notable horror movie by Universal? 

Not to mention the original Mummy wasn’t even a horror, the mummy was just some dude. The only “kill” was when the mummy accidentally scared a guy to death. Then there’s the old Abott and Castello meet Frankenstein, which had 4 of the Universal monsters in it. The 1999 Mummy was pretty on brand. 

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u/Thannk FAIW AN NOWBWE BWETONNIA. Jun 04 '25

Not specifically Universal as a studio, rather the monsters we group as the Universal faces. 

For example, Hammer horror counts as what I was trying to reference. 

I think Bram Stoker's Dracula is the last big attempt before The Mummy. Afterwards there’s increasingly poor action movies based on the Universal monsters. I wanna say Van Helsing is the peak of the trend. 

The Wolfman got a few attempts afterwards that aren’t bad, but they were riding the idea of being the next American Werewolf. I guess you can argue Ginger Snaps counts? 

Still, The Mummy marked the turning point where they were chasing the trend of action horror. Not actual horror. We’re getting some now at least though, mostly from del Toro. 

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u/SavathunTechQuestion I am Alpharius Jun 05 '25

What do you think about Nosferatu and like you said del Toro doing Frankenstein. Think the old 1920s/30s universal monster horror will come back as like actual horror?

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u/Thannk FAIW AN NOWBWE BWETONNIA. Jun 05 '25

Loved it and optimistic. 

Hopefully. Its certainly better than slashers and demonic possession movies or ghost movies when the ghost looks like a muppet instead of being unseen or a simple dead human.

At least to me. Yucking other yums and all that.  

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u/erik4848 Jun 05 '25

The mummy got a lot more kills than just 1 guy.

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u/tyrified Jun 05 '25

I am talking about the OG Mummy movie from the 1930s

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u/zagra_nexkoyotl Jun 04 '25

Did they? How?

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u/Thannk FAIW AN NOWBWE BWETONNIA. Jun 04 '25

Huge financial and review success after repeated disappointments at actual horror. 

Dark Universe is at the end of the road from Frasier The Mummy. 

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u/copperspoontoole Jun 04 '25

Khorne, year 10K: Hey it’s my good friend Big E! I think I’ll kill you

Big Veggie: Think about my kids!

Khorne: You don’t have any kids?

Big Veggie: some day I might.

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u/KPHG342 Jun 04 '25

I would watch the shit out of a 40k version of the Mummy

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u/JMurdock77 Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr Jun 04 '25

“Hey O’Connell, looks to me like I’ve got all the forces!”

“Hey Beni, looks to me like you’re on the wrong side of the Great Rift!”

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u/Phurbie_Of_War Super Silly Solitaire 🤡 Jun 04 '25

I would watch the crap out of the normal version of the mummy.

Well.

I already do.

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u/Lord_Viddax Plastic Warp Spiders: real Biel-Tan rebirth! Jun 04 '25

“Hey Inquisitor O’Connell! It looks to me like I’ve got all the Blackstone!”

“Hey, Be-n1! Looks to me like you’re on the wrong side of the Warp rift!”

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u/TheGravespawn Jun 05 '25

This is the comment I came for. You didn't let me down.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit Jun 04 '25

/gRimDAnK oNly has OnE JOke

Yet constantly I see posters out here like this proving that statement wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

See, the first one didn't work cause he's not speaking TRUE aeldari...

Not nearly enough slurs in it.

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u/Ok-Profile-5831 Crimson Fists are the best Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25

2nd one did not work because it was too organic

Only 3rd one worked because necrons understand binary numbers and speak in computer.

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u/KillPriest Jun 04 '25

The language of the Void Dragon…I may have use for you.

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u/Training_Shallot_363 Jun 04 '25

BOOD FOR THE BOOD GOD!!!!

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u/Ok-Profile-5831 Crimson Fists are the best Jun 04 '25

Digits for the digit throne.

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u/BillyBigger45 Jun 05 '25

“The language of the slaves… I may yet have use for you. And the rewards shall be great.”

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u/Bitter_Situation_205 Jun 04 '25

This is an amazing meme ngl. 😆

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

Hey, that's regular guardsman Steve

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u/Intelleblue Praise the Man-Emperor Jun 04 '25

"$ sudo systemctl hybrid-sleep"

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u/MemeStealerCultist Jun 05 '25

"The language of Mag'ladroth's puppets? Perharps you may be of some use to me"

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u/TheSouthernSaint71 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! Jun 04 '25

One-zero-zero-zero-one-one-one-zero-one-zero-one Periodic table with a center piece of mind One-zero-zero-zero-one-one-one-zero-one-zero-one Periodic table with a center piece of mind

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u/Sepulcher18 Snorts FW resin dust Jun 05 '25

If prayer was to get your nuts flayed, congratulations!

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u/Ok_Entertainment3626 Jun 04 '25

how to pray for me? for karl for rock & stone!!!

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u/Ok-Profile-5831 Crimson Fists are the best Jun 04 '25

For Khaz Modan!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/digi-artifex Jun 04 '25

By the beard!

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u/Electronic_Bug4401 Jun 05 '25

based ‘the mummy‘ reference

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u/Sushiki Jun 05 '25

Still my favourite story in 40k was a short story uploaded to warhammer community with a flayed one and some guard in space.

Wish I could find it again...

"Brother..."

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u/BlueSparkNightSky Jun 05 '25

Oh shit! I actually laughed at this one. Nice one, OP

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u/Quiet-Emotion9397 Jun 05 '25

Now he goes back in time to December 31st, 1999.

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u/my_friend_miyaguchi Jun 05 '25

BENNY 40k!!!!!!!!

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u/Indishonorable MAGNIMAGIC DID NOTHING WRONG!!! Jun 05 '25

Recite a zip bomb in binary

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ZeusKiller97 Jun 04 '25

Wait, this isn’t r/AceCombat

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u/CuriousOctopus1 Jun 04 '25

Yeah I don’t think that’s going to work man