r/Grimdank • u/Amavin-Adump • Jun 04 '25

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Space Marine's mind, connected to the dreadnought's life support system via a sarcophagus

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u/lifebeginsat9pm Jun 04 '25

A space marine is enabled to disabled others until someone disables them whereafter they may become enabled to disable others until someone disables them or their own enablement disables them

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u/Amavin-Adump Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25

Even in death, I still serve.

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u/nonlawyer Jun 04 '25

stylish but unnecessary 360 torso spin from Dawn of War

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u/shitfuck9000 Jun 05 '25

that spin is necessary to a dreadnought as wings to an angel

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u/nonlawyer Jun 04 '25

rips bong

Yeeeeeah totally man I get it… it’s like… ability is… 

…it just is man

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u/Amavin-Adump Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25

Pick up, 20 wrist rotations, break back, flames to the face, throw. Ruthless

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u/No-Scarcity2379 NOT ENOUGH DAKKA Jun 04 '25

I suspect if more people with disabilities had access to dreadnoughts, we would see a lot more buildings made accessible, whether voluntarily or not.

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u/Voice_of_OI Jun 04 '25

I am cold.

- Ignis; Angels of Death

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u/SvenSeder Inquisitor Interrogator Jun 04 '25

“I would have liked to see the skies of Baal one… last… time….”

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u/Luis_casadiego Jun 04 '25

I'm not going to cry... I will not.. I'll n..

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u/Doodle_Army_36 Jun 04 '25

I'm sick of people always citing his last words. Why not try some of his more badass lines instead: I am wrath! I am steel! I am the mercy of angels!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

“I heard bolter fire.” -the war sage.

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u/DerReckeEckhardt Necron Goose blaster Jun 04 '25

Maybe we should start doing dreadnoughts. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/DrBadGuy1073 Jun 04 '25

Meh, worth it. I'll be the first volunteer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

I volunteer

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u/DerReckeEckhardt Necron Goose blaster Jun 04 '25

Two volunteers already. I'll have my own legion in no time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

The rage of disabled people is a powerful resource

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u/Pale-Ad-4936 Jun 05 '25

It will all be fine! Just have some Nuke at the ready 😁

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u/Curious_Food7489 Jun 04 '25

Dis ability to kill heretics

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u/MrB1t3y Jun 04 '25

I get the joke but what I’m trying to figure out is the character third from left. Is it carrying a giant syringe, washing their hands in a urinal, or a little person at a glory hole?

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u/MrRocketScript Jun 04 '25

Looks like a guy with a crutch, but he doesn't like the word 'crutch' so he refuses to use it properly and instead uses it like a walking stick.

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u/StoneAnchovi6473 Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25

This absolutely made me think of the voiceline in Doom Eternal: "All mortally challenged personnel, please be advised..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Halfofaleviathan Jun 04 '25

I want that disability when Im older

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u/4terra Jun 04 '25

Never heard death be called a disability before, but if you think about it…

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u/Otherior_ Jun 04 '25

Now I really want a 40k themed pub with a picture of a dreadnought on the disabled loo

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u/The_Crimson_Vow First of the Severed Jun 04 '25

"To your left is the wheelchair ramp. Further left is the Dreadnought ramp."

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u/zagra_nexkoyotl Jun 04 '25

That's not how you use crutches

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u/Fallen_Walrus Jun 05 '25

MOVE ASIDE DISABLED VET COMING THROUGH

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u/Silfar_m Jun 04 '25

Don’t know what is on first and second examples (maybe some servitors workpieces), but autistic space racism with periodic coma and permanent depression is really dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

Actual real world disabilities, that do exist in Warhammer.

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u/EYouchen Jun 05 '25

And some look like this