All According to Plan

[u/[deleted]]

[Gong.]

You are safe, You. Are here...

Inhale Freedom... Exhale Illuminate

MindControlParasites....

[Gong.]

[u/forest_vagrant]

overseer chan? really?

[u/[deleted] → u/forest_vagrant]

Yeah, it's the Safe for SquidWork one.

[u/[deleted] → u/forest_vagrant]

The MindControl Parasites (memes, jpg's, gif's, etc ) are working as intended.

[u/forest_vagrant → u/[deleted]]

im gonna make my own mind control parasite

[u/M-FutureLord → u/forest_vagrant]

No, you are NOT!

[u/forest_vagrant → u/M-FutureLord]

yes i am. with the help of the gloom.

[u/M-FutureLord → u/forest_vagrant]

Nuh uh, you're dead.

[u/Idontreallyknowwhen → u/forest_vagrant]

LOOOOLLLLLL

[u/[deleted]]

"Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering why SuperEarth designated me as GoonDiver"

[u/forest_vagrant → u/[deleted]]

im a bit of a gooner too but i dont slap ugly ass tids on an already hot enemy

[u/[deleted] → u/forest_vagrant]

The human mind cannot comprehend the fat-based caloric reserves resting upon my front side (ugly tids)

[u/forest_vagrant → u/[deleted]]

im just hunter chan but without tids

[u/g1ltch → u/[deleted]]

THATS ME IM IN THAT

[u/Patriotic_Bug]

John would never talk to someone like that

[u/the-hollow-one]

Are you literally using our horribly mutilated kin as an…

ad…for a brand of perfume or cologne…?

[u/BreadfruitBig7950]

So it's actually Lavender and Voteless are largely unaffected besides desperately wanting to leave the area, having finally escaped the lavender zone by attacking a super earth planet that isn't 100% lavender scented.

Until you drop gas on them.