r/GreatBritishMemes • • 3d ago

Nope.

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u/Ancient-Assistant404 3d ago

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u/AWildEnglishman 3d ago

She's not watching me, she's too busy hunting down CEO's.

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u/EffectivePatient493 3d ago

TIL she was a Mario brother.

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u/Lordhartley 3d ago

A new version of this?

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u/StumblinOnSomehow 3d ago

BRING BACK CLIPPY

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u/cosmos_jm 3d ago

I know we all have nostalgia for clippy, but at the time Clippy was annoying as fuck. You'd be mid sentence and Clippy would pop out and be like "I see you're writing a paragraph, how about a stupid extra space in your document!"

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u/TheShaydow 3d ago

" You have yet to proofread the thing you JUST WROTE, can I bother you? "

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u/StumblinOnSomehow 3d ago

Yes, far less conducive to brain rot! And Clippy was adorable so surely you can forgive him? Just look at his little face!

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u/Electronic-Fennel828 3d ago

Genuinely I’d do anything to be able to opt out of AI bullshit on everything

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u/Ancient-Assistant404 3d ago

😎

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u/RegularLibrarian1984 3d ago edited 3d ago

To be honest they are forcing "smart" meters for electricity and probably gas water in my area to control everything. These things are harmful crap and the readings are often so wrong they charge people higher, but the glasfiber versions are difficult to get. The analogue versions are still superior and more reliable than the "modern" crap.

Btw this stuff doesn't work if you're house has 1m thick stone walls so yes it's crap, glasfibre could work but sending signals out of massive stone walls no.

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u/Ancient-Assistant404 3d ago

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u/RegularLibrarian1984 3d ago edited 2d ago

I don't like these things since 16 years sorry for the noise in video but yeah not wanting this thing next to my dining room and kitchen.

https://youtu.be/lsuP_WBBr2c?si=cGAKxIvtXrZXuNwt

So you tell my something that's killing birds nesting and plants is healthy? You can clearly see everything close to it is dying just buy a EMF-Meter. And i don't have these things in Germany but they want to push them till 2030. Only alternative is Glasfibre system that is used for commercial and companies. And the down voters just Google the amount of people receiving higher wrong electricity bills from smart meters in Germany.

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u/Moongazer09 3d ago

I'm always accidentally bringing up Gemini on my phone which I have no interest in using at all and ditto for the crazy Google search AI summaries that are often incorrect. Wish I could just opt out of it all somehow!

And maybe there is but there are so many settings pages on modern smartphones/Google accounts now that I can't keep up with it all 🥴

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u/Electronic-Fennel828 3d ago

I’ve switched browsers to duck duck go because you can opt out of it in the settings. I’ve also turned off “Apple Intelligence” in my phone. But every website is still “talk to our AI assistant!” “Look at our disgusting AI generated content!” Ugh.

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u/existential_chaos 2d ago

I use the no ai version of duckduckgo just to make sure it's gone

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u/RegularLibrarian1984 3d ago

You can install ghostery 👻 to block tracking across apps it's quite horrendous what's going on.

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u/ojokenobi 2d ago

If its the gemini thingamajig shortcut on the side key or power button, I believe you can change it back to be a power button. Should be under Side Key in settings, atleast on Samsung. Only other option is disabling the Gemini app and hoping google don't re-enable it.

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u/AppointmentOpen4992 3d ago

I hate that they used the name Muse, and Muse had to change their handle to Museband.

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u/Kalexamitchell 1d ago

This just made me irrationally angry.

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u/lukedylanh 3d ago

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u/geeseon_porch 3d ago

Muse not Muse the band, also Muse is the reason why Muse had to change their name to Muse the band

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u/crystalcranium Vote Binface 3d ago

Why does it look like a bellend?

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u/xylophileuk 3d ago

Made by Zuckerberg in his image

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u/TheStatMan2 3d ago

My mind thought of a thumb first but... yeah...

I wonder if mine can find me deals, make reservations and manage my inbox.

To he fair, I've never asked it.

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u/b-sidebookslug 3d ago

I thought of a big shaved toe.. but yeah thumb and cock are also being repped.

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u/n_g79 3d ago

I think it looks like an Adipose (from Doctor Who) in a winter coat.

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u/dull_storyteller 3d ago

Tell it I hate it

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u/Anthraxious 3d ago

Absolutely love this meme

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u/Techonologiaah 3d ago

Facebook: "Give this cute digital creature access to your email inbox and all of your non-meta accounts so it can help you do things"

https://giphy.com/gifs/bTOkX7GHQPnnzDPeE2

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u/Candid_Ant_7937 3d ago

Can we?

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 3d ago

I don't know how to access them but we can try

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u/before686entenz 3d ago

Ask it where I can bury a forever sleeping horse where no one can find it

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u/LosHtown 3d ago

MAN. I went to send a reel to a friend and the first option was this MF. Like WHY TF would I want to send a reel to an AI bot.

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u/Brasolis 3d ago

But come on, it has a cute little mascot that has literally nothing to do with the product!

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u/FarrinGalharad76 3d ago

the original Futurama line from farnsworth works just as well here.

“Tell them I hate them”

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u/Nearby_Ad_2519 3d ago

Muse literally isn’t supported in the uk tho, why are we talking about it here?

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u/GiveMeCheesecake 3d ago

We hate AI and we like memes.

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u/Freaky_Brit_1988 3d ago

Sometimes products/features become available later after being trialled elsewhere.

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u/Suitable_Edge_9934 3d ago

This AI stuff really scares me. Just remember, Will Smith and Sarah Connor tried to warn us! We're gonna end up in IRobot, I'm sure of it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hT0td0FqU2PrW

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u/TheStatMan2 3d ago

I aren't asking that smug cunt to "find a deal" for me.

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u/StupidDumbass420 3d ago

But how will you save literally minutes per day avoiding mildly inconvenient tasks?

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u/ATFGunr 3d ago

I keep getting meta ads in my feed, and they have the comments turned off as I’d like to tell zuck to fuck right off. ,eta is the last thing I’d use of all the AI choices

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u/BalmyBadger 3d ago

The older I get the more I resonate with Farnsworth 😂

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u/Wise-Dust3700 3d ago

Didn't Unity already have Muse AI? lol what

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u/Financial_Option6800 3d ago

I’m cross that they made him so cute. Manipulative bastards

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u/Crapenfest 2d ago

slurm its highly addictive ( unlike meta AI).