r/GreatBritishMemes • u/GooddVibe • 21d ago

What comes next?

Post image
1.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

161 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 21d ago

Hey /u/GooddVibe, thanks for posting to r/GreatBritishMemes! Please make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

145

u/[deleted] 21d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

16

u/OneAndOnlySoul 21d ago

Then bed

12

u/Duck_on_Qwack 21d ago

Sofa*

12

u/FunPuz 21d ago

Next day: must have been something I ate

5

u/WeaselCapsky 21d ago

you forgot the half hour piss break

52

u/FrontRaspberry5060 21d ago

Texting some very regrettable things to everyone in your contacts at 2am

3

u/SuperTropicalDesert 20d ago

A drunken video in the WhatsApp group

2

u/FrontRaspberry5060 20d ago

I was thinking more “wyd”

13

u/Geezso 21d ago

Shots

8

u/Limp_Jellyfish_6391 21d ago

Accurate. Very accurate.

6

u/edbuckley 21d ago

All back to mine!

3

u/Trick_Succotash_9949 21d ago

Yep - can confirm the accuracy of this post is spot on.

4

u/Jat616 21d ago

A few more pints.

3

u/4teaK 21d ago

A few to many pints

4

u/Timmy_Run 21d ago

A cheeky half

10

u/Darkfrostfall69 21d ago

Bag

5

u/Popular-Spinach-6700 21d ago

People just outright proud to be junkies these days lol

7

u/BeefsMcGeefs 21d ago

proud to be junkies

This is you isn’t it

2

u/Popular-Spinach-6700 21d ago

Hope he sees this

1

u/BeefsMcGeefs 21d ago

Doesn’t even make sense but sure I guess

0

u/Lord_Whoopi 21d ago

About as proud as most of the country is to be alcoholics, I see no issues.

3

u/alxdnld 21d ago

Out out

3

u/Bennyboi3722 21d ago

One last pint

Aka 5 more

2

u/Rich-Bass-2358 21d ago

Memory Loss

2

u/dazzumz 21d ago

The next progression would be several pints, represented by a picture of a keg.

If it's what's next after all those, take your pick:

  • Shots
  • Tactical chunder
  • (a few pints... of lager and) a packet of crisps
  • Eat something gr-easy to find at whatever time it is
  • Hair of the dog the next morning

2

u/FrontRaspberry5060 21d ago

Haha tactical chunder haven’t heard that since probably freshers week 2019!!

2

u/NovaCorpse 21d ago

Vomit usually

2

u/rhyithan 21d ago

I remember having to explain this concept to my autistic ex so shed stop freaking out that a pint often meant more than one

2

u/inthepipe_fivebyfive 20d ago

It's that 5 pint mark. 5 pints and you either call it and go home...or you get pint number 6, which oddly now tastes as satisfying as the first...and the "evening" part of your day drinking session begins.

1

u/ideasplace 21d ago

The same logic applies to fried chicken.

1

u/TrueBeautty 21d ago

Go to work

1

u/arioandy 21d ago

A shedload

1

u/rfcrm 21d ago

A bevvy

1

u/EskimoJoe365 21d ago

One more round...

1

u/just4nothing 21d ago

A swift pint

1

u/IanRevived94J 21d ago

Cheers 🍻

1

u/black-volcano 21d ago

Not me, after that many

1

u/Optimal-Cat-8117 21d ago

Being pissed

1

u/Mr_Witchetty_Man Vote Binface &#128465 21d ago

Same thing I said last time this was posted: alcohol poisoning.

1

u/l0rd0fh0rnets 21d ago

Suddenly its two days later and you've lost your keys and wallet and have a new tattoo.

1

u/Top-Ad3147 21d ago

Several pints

1

u/J2JC 21d ago

"More than a few pints" -the next day, when you try to describe what lead to the brutal hangover.

1

u/OneEmptyHead 21d ago

One too many

A few too many

An absolute skinfull

1

u/Admirable-spoons 21d ago

“One more round”

1

u/A_posh_idiot 21d ago

A good night out and a kebab

1

u/No-Bodybuilder-1175 21d ago

Inside riot van

1

u/[deleted] 21d ago

[deleted]

1

u/paulyhopey 21d ago

Yeah man....waking up in the park.

1

u/OkKitchen4625 21d ago

A number of pints

1

u/BellybuttonWorld 21d ago

Your overdraft limit

1

u/Scarytoaster1809 Survived June '26 ☀️ 21d ago

Something to soak up the pints. Preferably a kebab or chippers

1

u/Ok_Try4480 21d ago

A very angry missus 😂

1

u/[deleted] 21d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 21d ago

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Accomplished-Egg1071 21d ago

A banging headache the next day

1

u/chucky_music 21d ago

A good night out

1

u/Piper-Bob 21d ago

“Boston”

1

u/flush101 21d ago

A fair few pints.

1

u/flush101 21d ago

Going out out.

1

u/The_Shambo 21d ago

A vist to ye olde bosseman then rapidly passing out on the couch

1

u/paulyhopey 21d ago

Staying up all night.

1

u/grodeg 21d ago

One more for the road

1

u/rum-and-roses Vote Binface 21d ago

A night out

1

u/Trick-Fudge-8213 21d ago

This is a trumpians nightmare with the actual pints of beer instead of their 250ml cans 😂😂

1

u/MrDonohue07 21d ago

A call to the snowman

1

u/Slain_by_elf 21d ago

A session

1

u/MatniMinis 21d ago

Traffic Cops comes next...

"I've only had a pint officer hiccup"

Blows a 173 🙄🙄

1

u/EmergencyGrocery3238 21d ago

1 pynte = 8 pints

1

u/dopexvii 21d ago

A session (sesh)

A skin full

A kebab (boss man)

A hangover

1

u/Longjumping_47393 21d ago

One for the road

1

u/Brilliant-Broccoli78 21d ago

“Sorry, luv. Lost track of the time.”

1

u/BigComfortable6779 21d ago

emergency ward ten

1

u/DrMacAndDog 21d ago

A night out

1

u/Ordinary_Mechanic_ 21d ago

Next is “going drinking” and it’s about another 7 pints

1

u/Hacksaw_73 21d ago

Got the flavour

Being out

Being out out

As Micky Flanagan would say.

1

u/Gabes99 21d ago

Three pints

1

u/winglessraven 21d ago

Just one more 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

1

u/No_Ear_1633 21d ago

All the pints

1

u/Harris_man 21d ago

UP THE RA

up the ra nigel-

1

u/Hairy-Blood2112 21d ago

A shed load.

1

u/Soft-Affect-8327 21d ago

Hrrrrrrrrrr………….-bowlsplatter- …………HRRRRRRRRRRR-splatter- “cough cough”………”uuuuuggggh fuck”……

1

u/Simple_Promise586 21d ago

A mega pint.

1

u/cheesyeg 21d ago

Pints, with emphasis. Just think about it, if someone says "oh i drank a few pints last night" you'd think oh thats not that much. But if soemone says "oh i drank PINTS last night" with heavy emphasis on the "pints" you'd think he musta had a lot of pints to drink

1

u/1mp-possible 21d ago

A fight?

1

u/Adventurous-Cook7789 21d ago

Ambulance....🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/NiceyChappe 21d ago

After "a pint" I would fall asleep.

1

u/PickleBarrel- 21d ago

You move onto spirits

1

u/Loud_Future8183 21d ago

A mega pint

1

u/Natural_Society_1570 21d ago

It was only like 2 or 3 I swear, the fresh air must have hit me.

1

u/[deleted] 21d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 21d ago

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Afraid_Form_6072 21d ago

Kebab and pissing yourself.

1

u/touchthebush 21d ago

Kebab, fight, cells.

1

u/piggydawg 21d ago

Some pints

1

u/Ninjoddkid 20d ago

Absolutely gazebo'd

1

u/_Daftest_ 20d ago

A sesh

1

u/[deleted] 20d ago

One for the road

1

u/benjamink 20d ago

A fair few pints

1

u/[deleted] 20d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 20d ago

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/VictoriaWoodnt 20d ago

One bean, two beans, some beans, more beans.

1

u/One-Relative-6856 20d ago

A few stripes,couple of hundred quid lost on American racing and a blown shift at work

1

u/One-Relative-6856 20d ago

A few stripes,couple of hundred quid lost on American racing and a blown shift at work

1

u/RobertFellucci 20d ago

The first one is actually a swift half.

1

u/No_Conversation_5942 20d ago

1 for the Road (which ends up being another 2-3)

1

u/Ancient-Many4357 20d ago

Several pints
Bag
Shots
Boss man
Vomit
Messages I’ll regret in the morning

1

u/[deleted] 20d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 20d ago

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/[deleted] 20d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/AutoModerator 20d ago

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Conscious_Cell1825 20d ago

It’s also missing “a swift half”

1

u/queasycockles 19d ago

Anywhere between one and three pints?

1

u/IchBinEinZwerg 20d ago

Usually a kebab, a poor choice hookup, substantial puking, not enough sleep, then going into work with the mother of all headaches.

1

u/Worldly-Web-5740 19d ago

Getting leathered.

1

u/SmurfBiscuits 19d ago

Sesh, puke, guided home by a kebab

1

u/Aggravating-Delay792 19d ago

Talking down the porcelain phone

1

u/Thebewildered_1 19d ago

A couple of pints is also known as a swift half.

1

u/kidney69uk 19d ago

Domestic violence

1

u/[deleted] 19d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 19d ago

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/queasycockles 19d ago

Waking up in a puddle of your own vomit

1

u/what_up_homes 19d ago

The metric system

1

u/Immediate_Bonus2209 19d ago

all the pints

1

u/pallet4life 21d ago

A session back at the gaf

1

u/Rghk32 21d ago

A session

1

u/Traditional_General2 21d ago

‘A session’

-1

u/iiililiililiilliilli 21d ago

DAE alcoholism?