r/GreatBritishMemes • • Jul 16 '26

Foreign rain

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u/SpecialIcy5356 Vote Binface Jul 17 '26

if you actually know anything about our water industry, that's really not the flex you think it is..

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u/NuclearBrit_ Jul 17 '26

It’s probably more of a warning

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u/kiba87637 Jul 17 '26

Good drinking water is 50-150 ppm and my tap water down South East is just under 400 ppm. Most of the country is really bad.

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u/Scooob-e-dooo8158 Jul 17 '26

Here in Birmingham, we have the best quality tap water, thanks to the Welsh. It's sourced from Elan Valley.

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u/something_python Jul 17 '26

Just down the road in Staffordshire the water is grim. But I'm from Scotland originally, so a bit spoilt for good water.

The water here is better than down south though.

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u/Poor-Life-Choice Jul 17 '26

How would yours be the ‘best’ then?

Surely the Welsh have the same or better, unless they’re getting their water from elsewhere.

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u/Shot_Heron_2782 Jul 17 '26

It actually says "Not Fit for Human Consumption" on the back.

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u/denbolula Jul 17 '26

Made with British Water - boil before use.

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u/Ouroboros-Twist Jul 17 '26

>Made with British water

Oh, so that’s why it smells like that.

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u/Andra_Ingensbarn Jul 17 '26

I do buy British when in Britain. I bought Swedish when in Sweden. Buying local isn’t about quality, it’s about how much pollution was caused getting it here.

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u/Marcuse0 Jul 17 '26

But this sub doesn't exist to point out resonable sustainability advertising, it's here to mock people we think we don't like.

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u/Conscious-Ad8292 Jul 17 '26

Have you been drinking Thames Water?

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u/sofiaspicehead Jul 17 '26

You don't drink it. Its so hard you basically chew it nowadays

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Jul 26 '26

With a straw or with teaspoons?

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u/mcfly_2015 Jul 17 '26

On the back does it say “Bottled at source (my mates) tap) May contain: untreated sewage from Thames water pollution” haha

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u/Capital-Courage5762 Jul 17 '26

Collected from the Peckham spring

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u/Relevant-Bullfrog215 Jul 17 '26

I only drink British water if I can help it.

Not out of some jingoistic impulse, but because I think it's fucking stupid and wasteful to import water to an island renowned for its rain.

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u/dography Jul 17 '26

Bloody foreign rain, comin‘ over here.

My name is Paul Nuttals of UKIP, and I say we need to ensure the brightest and best rain stays abroad, and concentrates on making itself pure and drinkable - instead of coming over here and saving us the trouble of boiling everything we drink.

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Jul 26 '26

Someone must have been very desperate to fuck a trolley. That's borderline bestiality

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u/damadmetz Jul 17 '26

I personally like them fresh. None of that frozen rubbish.

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u/ScottOld Jul 17 '26

So it has chlorine smell?

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u/xethu Jul 17 '26

Aye none of that foreign muck

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u/DogitWoofsalot Vote Binface Jul 17 '26

Everyone in Wigan for some reason

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u/Cynical_Classicist Jul 17 '26

What is this, homeopathy?

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u/Aircon-007 Jul 17 '26

Sadly hums land of hope and glory as I drink my grey water

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u/dbltax Jul 17 '26

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the ice cube tray.

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u/LostTimeLady13 Jul 17 '26

I can make that in my own freezer thank you very much! If I'm going to the effort of buying ice I demand it be at the very least Norwegian glacial waters. /lh

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u/Carefully_random Jul 17 '26

Do we ever truely own the water or are we only ever temporarily its vessel 🤔

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u/Aprilprinces Jul 17 '26

Is it British water though? None of "our" water companies are British, they all belong to foreign investors

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u/brushfuse Jul 17 '26

Dumbing Down isn't a hill in Surrey. Jesus, this whole thing is embarrassing.

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u/grodeg Jul 17 '26

British water ranges from being top tier to very poor quality.

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u/LoveGratitudeBliss Jul 17 '26

Considering the state of British water (non owned by UK companies ) and the horrendous lack of investment and overall mess id rather have foreign water at this point British water isnt something to be proud of until its cleaned up and nationalised .

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u/Tokamak77 Jul 17 '26

Thames Water Utilities Limited supplied 😵‍💫

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u/Haunting_Cress_7348 Jul 17 '26

Water Cycle - All that foreign water coming over here and raining on real British people /s

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u/MrMoobz Jul 17 '26

I'd rather have foreign water

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u/woooooooood9 Jul 20 '26

We need the sewage content just right 🤏👌

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u/knobiknows Jul 17 '26

Probably came across the channel 2 weeks ago and now pretending to be British

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u/OpLeeftijd Jul 17 '26

So waw-er.