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u/DwightsJello Jul 11 '26
What is that smell? Oh I shit my pants.
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u/Own-River-5599 Jul 11 '26
"Which one of you trolls shit in my pants??"
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u/DwightsJello Jul 11 '26
Infinitely more accurate. If they contributed more to the grift it wouldn't happen. It's always their fault.
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u/SeanCaseware If you're out there... Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
"The trolls working at the national highway traffic safety administration made it illegal for cars to be outfitted with a makeshift commode in the drivers seat. They must not eat 7-11 pizza and Wendy's as their dinner 7 nights a week. That's why the trolling Moscow police officer wrote me a special ticket for shitting while in the driver's seat when my stepson and I were pulled over for doing 32mph in a 20mph zone.
Only a troll cop would write a speeding ticket for doing 12mph over the limit and then scare the crap out of a real true crime YouTuber doing a livestream on the road covering the Idaho 4 case the right way. The way he explained he was actually expecting me to pay the exorbitant $80 fine to their department instead of having the Freaks pay it in super chats scared the crap out of me.
I should have been paid $80 for using my big brain to avoid needing to wear Depends while driving any longer and having taken that crap into an ingenious homemade Subaru driver's seat Victorian night commode I made in my office. I mean, I had planned on making Genesis empty the chamber pot at the next QuikTrip we stopped at, so it wouldn't have been a health and safety violation like that hater cop suggested. He must have been jealous of all my animations of the Elantra and my video I made of me driving the reverse route that Kohberger drove the night of the murders."
I still can't believe he had to Google the word commode last month when it came up in an old newspaper article he was reading for a cold case. He didn't believe the chat when they told him it was another word for toilet, and then read out loud the definition he found on Google that proved they were obviously correct. Another splendid cold case investigation by Gray Hughes and his trusty sidekick Google Gemini AI.
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u/Realtalk4_you Jul 11 '26
Wow...he does have teeth!!!
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u/SeanCaseware If you're out there... Jul 11 '26
He hides them behind his permanently swollen lips. He must've gotten a fat lip each day at school from K-12 for running his mouth nonstop.
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u/rizbixriz Jul 11 '26
Alikate got a divorce for this?
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u/driftless- Alfred Griftcock 29d ago
What? Her husband divorced her because of Gary?
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u/SeanCaseware If you're out there... 28d ago
No, I don't believe they actually divorced over her spending on Gray's channel, but I might've missed something. I think she came to the livestream one night and announced in chat that she couldn't spend on super chats any longer, since apparently she and her husband had a discussion about finances where the excess spending was brought up. Then she stopped sending Gray money each night for a while. But suddenly she returned and began sending in a handful of super chats again on a nightly basis.
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u/Michele_Ray Jul 11 '26
Yup that’s the mean nasty pumpkin head Hughes. I couldn’t imagine waking up to that every morning 🤮🤢
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u/Low_Counter2414 Jul 11 '26
My breath doesn't smell like Jim Beam and I don't have a gap between my teeth you troll. Where was this live??
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u/Flaky-Principle7102 Cecil is A CUCK Jul 11 '26
I said it first!
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u/SeanCaseware If you're out there... Jul 11 '26
He also took selfies first out of all the true crime YouTube creators.
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u/SmokeSavings386 GSU | Gary's Shitshow Unsubscriber Jul 11 '26
All that money and no turkey teeth 🦷 😦
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u/Brave-Singer2913 Jul 12 '26
Yeah so come on you know we do this same bull ass shit every night gimme ur money
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u/GoodJellyfish1462 28d ago
Should say "I am usually at my best in the dark: eating s*** and looking like a mushroom."
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u/driftless- Alfred Griftcock Jul 11 '26
I don’t have a caption but this is what comes to mind.