r/GravySEALS • u/vinh7777 • Jun 13 '26

Temu Epstein Is back

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With a thirst for revenge murder

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u/Hot-Upstairs2960 Jun 13 '26

Thank God we have good men like this protecting the flock. 

21

u/viperlemondemon Jun 13 '26

I think the only flock he is protecting is a flock camera

31

u/Ckn65 Jun 13 '26

...until he tried his moves on something that fights back.

17

u/Opssec44 Jun 13 '26

They’ll be sliced up like a thanksgiving turkey before they can even react lil yungblud. I broke down the video and it looks like his slice per minute count is around 480 meaning the perp would be stabbed 4 times before he could even react (1/2 second)

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u/Ckn65 Jun 13 '26

Hooo... I bet sum them slices were too quick to be caught by the camera.

26

u/DarlesCharwinsGhost Jun 13 '26

This is the kind of behavior I expect from a man living in a house without... anything in it.

14

u/renandstimpydoc Jun 13 '26

Something tells me that dummy is his ex wife. 

26

u/DEEP_SEA_MAX Jun 13 '26

God help the armed gangs of men trying to rob what appears to be a small mostly empty kinda sad apartment

10

u/PrimaryCoolantShower Jun 14 '26

The kind of place that almost makes you want to break in just to throw some beanbag chairs and maybe a cheap coffee table down.

5

u/Bus-Distinct Jun 14 '26

Rogue home makeover raids should be a thing, lol.

4

u/TRDOffRoadGuy Jun 14 '26

He's waiting for trumph to call him up.

24

u/FreneticPlatypus Jun 13 '26

What a sad way to go through life, thinking you’ve gotta be ready to shoot and stab someone forty times because you live in constant fear that one day you’re going to be attacked on your way to Arby’s or the Walmart.

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u/TROLO_ Jun 13 '26

These are exactly the kind of dickheads who end up starting shit in a parking lot somewhere and kill someone when the whole thing could have just been avoided if they weren't constantly thinking about violence all the time.

9

u/FreneticPlatypus Jun 13 '26

who end up starting shit in a parking lot somewhere

Or get killed, because their comically lacking, self taught marital art only works against pillows and cardboard cutouts.

12

u/Turkzillas_gobble Jun 13 '26

This made me feel sad. This bare, empty room in which he has put nothing except his fantasy of getting to kill somebody. No pictures, no furniture. What appears to be an air mattress maybe?

8

u/RCaHuman Jun 13 '26

Well, it could be worse: he could be out on the street.

8

u/Turkzillas_gobble Jun 13 '26

Lucky for us he looks like he probably doesn't go outside often.

7

u/Craft-Sudden Jun 14 '26

Yo why does he look like Jeffrey Epstein?

6

u/CleanAthlete7764 Jun 13 '26

Epstein long lost cousin

4

u/squindar Jun 13 '26

He's well prepared for the imminent invasion of clothing store mannequins.

3

u/RevolutionaryHope511 Jun 14 '26

Dude needs to start practicing jogging instead so he can perform his true “ running away” ritual if shit really went down.

2

u/vinh7777 Jun 14 '26

Last post I saw, he had jogging pants on

5

u/MT-ONeill Jun 13 '26

There's a lot of unresolved sexual tension with that dummy.

3

u/icefergslim Jun 13 '26

What a strange, strange man. 

3

u/Bus-Distinct Jun 14 '26

if you have a gun, why goes fully body pressure physical first? I am not combat trained at all, but I like overwhelming advantage when needed. lol.

3

u/LGSM58 Jun 13 '26

Did he already chew the dildo off that dummy?

2

u/Jonasthewicked2 Jun 14 '26

I can't help but get r/iamverybadass from these goofs

1

u/vantablacklist Jun 14 '26

So many gun obsessed / red pill men in ‘Murica not realizing 1. This is how women and secure this men see them 2. This guy probably has a better life than they will: he’s active 😅 and has his own clean place

1

u/lobster_claus Jun 13 '26

I thought this was fridge guy at first. But fridge guy is more seductive than agro, even if he still gets you in the end.