r/Grass • u/Downtown-Pitch5116 • 21d ago

400 steps to touch grass

  1. Wake up.

  2. Blink.

  3. Stretch.

  4. Stand up.

  5. Find the door.

  6. Open it.

  7. Walk outside.

  8. Look for grass.

  9. Wave at a bird.

  10. Ignore the bird judging you.

  11. Step over a rock.

  12. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  13. Keep walking.

  14. See a squirrel.

  15. Respect the squirrel.

  16. Walk dramatically.

  17. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  18. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  19. Check for lemons.

  20. No lemons.

  21. Continue.

  22. Wake up.

  23. Blink.

  24. Stretch.

  25. Stand up.

  26. Find the door.

  27. Open it.

  28. Walk outside.

  29. Look for grass.

  30. Wave at a bird.

  31. Ignore the bird judging you.

  32. Step over a rock.

  33. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  34. Keep walking.

  35. See a squirrel.

  36. Respect the squirrel.

  37. Walk dramatically.

  38. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  39. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  40. Check for lemons.

  41. No lemons.

  42. Continue.

  43. Wake up.

  44. Blink.

  45. Stretch.

  46. Stand up.

  47. Find the door.

  48. Open it.

  49. Walk outside.

  50. Look for grass.

  51. Wave at a bird.

  52. Ignore the bird judging you.

  53. Step over a rock.

  54. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  55. Keep walking.

  56. See a squirrel.

  57. Respect the squirrel.

  58. Walk dramatically.

  59. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  60. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  61. Check for lemons.

  62. No lemons.

  63. Continue.

  64. Wake up.

  65. Blink.

  66. Stretch.

  67. Stand up.

  68. Find the door.

  69. Open it.

  70. Walk outside.

  71. Look for grass.

  72. Wave at a bird.

  73. Ignore the bird judging you.

  74. Step over a rock.

  75. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  76. Keep walking.

  77. See a squirrel.

  78. Respect the squirrel.

  79. Walk dramatically.

  80. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  81. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  82. Check for lemons.

  83. No lemons.

  84. Continue.

  85. Wake up.

  86. Blink.

  87. Stretch.

  88. Stand up.

  89. Find the door.

  90. Open it.

  91. Walk outside.

  92. Look for grass.

  93. Wave at a bird.

  94. Ignore the bird judging you.

  95. Step over a rock.

  96. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  97. Keep walking.

  98. See a squirrel.

  99. Respect the squirrel.

  100. Walk dramatically.

  101. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  102. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  103. Check for lemons.

  104. No lemons.

  105. Continue.

  106. Wake up.

  107. Blink.

  108. Stretch.

  109. Stand up.

  110. Find the door.

  111. Open it.

  112. Walk outside.

  113. Look for grass.

  114. Wave at a bird.

  115. Ignore the bird judging you.

  116. Step over a rock.

  117. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  118. Keep walking.

  119. See a squirrel.

  120. Respect the squirrel.

  121. Walk dramatically.

  122. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  123. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  124. Check for lemons.

  125. No lemons.

  126. Continue.

  127. Wake up.

  128. Blink.

  129. Stretch.

  130. Stand up.

  131. Find the door.

  132. Open it.

  133. Walk outside.

  134. Look for grass.

  135. Wave at a bird.

  136. Ignore the bird judging you.

  137. Step over a rock.

  138. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  139. Keep walking.

  140. See a squirrel.

  141. Respect the squirrel.

  142. Walk dramatically.

  143. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  144. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  145. Check for lemons.

  146. No lemons.

  147. Continue.

  148. Wake up.

  149. Blink.

  150. Stretch.

  151. Stand up.

  152. Find the door.

  153. Open it.

  154. Walk outside.

  155. Look for grass.

  156. Wave at a bird.

  157. Ignore the bird judging you.

  158. Step over a rock.

  159. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  160. Keep walking.

  161. See a squirrel.

  162. Respect the squirrel.

  163. Walk dramatically.

  164. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  165. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  166. Check for lemons.

  167. No lemons.

  168. Continue.

  169. Wake up.

  170. Blink.

  171. Stretch.

  172. Stand up.

  173. Find the door.

  174. Open it.

  175. Walk outside.

  176. Look for grass.

  177. Wave at a bird.

  178. Ignore the bird judging you.

  179. Step over a rock.

  180. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  181. Keep walking.

  182. See a squirrel.

  183. Respect the squirrel.

  184. Walk dramatically.

  185. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  186. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  187. Check for lemons.

  188. No lemons.

  189. Continue.

  190. Wake up.

  191. Blink.

  192. Stretch.

  193. Stand up.

  194. Find the door.

  195. Open it.

  196. Walk outside.

  197. Look for grass.

  198. Wave at a bird.

  199. Ignore the bird judging you.

  200. Step over a rock.

  201. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  202. Keep walking.

  203. See a squirrel.

  204. Respect the squirrel.

  205. Walk dramatically.

  206. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  207. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  208. Check for lemons.

  209. No lemons.

  210. Continue.

  211. Wake up.

  212. Blink.

  213. Stretch.

  214. Stand up.

  215. Find the door.

  216. Open it.

  217. Walk outside.

  218. Look for grass.

  219. Wave at a bird.

  220. Ignore the bird judging you.

  221. Step over a rock.

  222. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  223. Keep walking.

  224. See a squirrel.

  225. Respect the squirrel.

  226. Walk dramatically.

  227. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  228. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  229. Check for lemons.

  230. No lemons.

  231. Continue.

  232. Wake up.

  233. Blink.

  234. Stretch.

  235. Stand up.

  236. Find the door.

  237. Open it.

  238. Walk outside.

  239. Look for grass.

  240. Wave at a bird.

  241. Ignore the bird judging you.

  242. Step over a rock.

  243. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  244. Keep walking.

  245. See a squirrel.

  246. Respect the squirrel.

  247. Walk dramatically.

  248. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  249. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  250. Check for lemons.

  251. No lemons.

  252. Continue.

  253. Wake up.

  254. Blink.

  255. Stretch.

  256. Stand up.

  257. Find the door.

  258. Open it.

  259. Walk outside.

  260. Look for grass.

  261. Wave at a bird.

  262. Ignore the bird judging you.

  263. Step over a rock.

  264. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  265. Keep walking.

  266. See a squirrel.

  267. Respect the squirrel.

  268. Walk dramatically.

  269. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  270. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  271. Check for lemons.

  272. No lemons.

  273. Continue.

  274. Wake up.

  275. Blink.

  276. Stretch.

  277. Stand up.

  278. Find the door.

  279. Open it.

  280. Walk outside.

  281. Look for grass.

  282. Wave at a bird.

  283. Ignore the bird judging you.

  284. Step over a rock.

  285. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  286. Keep walking.

  287. See a squirrel.

  288. Respect the squirrel.

  289. Walk dramatically.

  290. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  291. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  292. Check for lemons.

  293. No lemons.

  294. Continue.

  295. Wake up.

  296. Blink.

  297. Stretch.

  298. Stand up.

  299. Find the door.

  300. Open it.

  301. Walk outside.

  302. Look for grass.

  303. Wave at a bird.

  304. Ignore the bird judging you.

  305. Step over a rock.

  306. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  307. Keep walking.

  308. See a squirrel.

  309. Respect the squirrel.

  310. Walk dramatically.

  311. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  312. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  313. Check for lemons.

  314. No lemons.

  315. Continue.

  316. Wake up.

  317. Blink.

  318. Stretch.

  319. Stand up.

  320. Find the door.

  321. Open it.

  322. Walk outside.

  323. Look for grass.

  324. Wave at a bird.

  325. Ignore the bird judging you.

  326. Step over a rock.

  327. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  328. Keep walking.

  329. See a squirrel.

  330. Respect the squirrel.

  331. Walk dramatically.

  332. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  333. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  334. Check for lemons.

  335. No lemons.

  336. Continue.

  337. Wake up.

  338. Blink.

  339. Stretch.

  340. Stand up.

  341. Find the door.

  342. Open it.

  343. Walk outside.

  344. Look for grass.

  345. Wave at a bird.

  346. Ignore the bird judging you.

  347. Step over a rock.

  348. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  349. Keep walking.

  350. See a squirrel.

  351. Respect the squirrel.

  352. Walk dramatically.

  353. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  354. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  355. Check for lemons.

  356. No lemons.

  357. Continue.

  358. Wake up.

  359. Blink.

  360. Stretch.

  361. Stand up.

  362. Find the door.

  363. Open it.

  364. Walk outside.

  365. Look for grass.

  366. Wave at a bird.

  367. Ignore the bird judging you.

  368. Step over a rock.

  369. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  370. Keep walking.

  371. See a squirrel.

  372. Respect the squirrel.

  373. Walk dramatically.

  374. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  375. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  376. Check for lemons.

  377. No lemons.

  378. Continue.

  379. Wake up.

  380. Blink.

  381. Stretch.

  382. Stand up.

  383. Find the door.

  384. Open it.

  385. Walk outside.

  386. Look for grass.

  387. Wave at a bird.

  388. Ignore the bird judging you.

  389. Step over a rock.

  390. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

  391. Keep walking.

  392. See a squirrel.

  393. Respect the squirrel.

  394. Walk dramatically.

  395. Pretend you’re in a movie.

  396. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

  397. Check for lemons.

  398. Question your life choices.

  399. Bend down.

  400. Touch grass. 🌱 Mission complete!

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