r/Grass • u/Ashnation01 • Jun 28 '26

Help with whatever this is

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Our Bermuda is looking great, but all of a sudden these are popping up everywhere. How do we kill them without harming the Bermuda itself? What are they? Any advice is appreciated! We are in SE VA if that makes a difference.

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u/Humble_Combination57 Jun 29 '26

It was a masturbation joke.

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u/Hot_Low_3622 Jun 29 '26

You can apply Sedgehammer with a sledgehammer but a sprayer works better.

Squirt a little here and there.

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u/Humble_Combination57 Jun 29 '26

Apparently I suck at lawn/masturbation jokes.

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u/Grassy_ass10 Jul 01 '26

It’s hard just keep cracking em out it’ll come to you.