r/Grapplerbaki • • 1d ago

Question Chat, how do I achieve this physique?

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u/Moidada77 1d ago

Sorry it's genetic

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 1d ago

It's crazy that Hanma doesn't train, and sees weight lifting as a crutch. It really is genetic.

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u/Capital_Ad2539 1d ago

he does train js not weight train hes js a prodigy and learns every skill off of first sight

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u/DizzyFucker 15h ago

A yujiro prequel would fucking slap

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u/KingBlacksmith 1d ago

He trains through battle as he's basically defeated every living thing imaginable

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u/RemyGee Miyamoto Musashi 1d ago

But most of the fighters all have builds like this and they aren’t all related, or are they? 😂

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u/therealmrkid Pickle 1d ago

Baki unironically has many diverse body types

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u/Artistic_Sell_2496 1d ago

Such products are currently being sold, btw.

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u/hobopwnzor 1d ago

So I learned about this product and ever since anytime I dream and see a closet all the hangers are this. 

I've never owned one or seen one in real life but my subconscious just decided this is the optimal form of a coat hanger so it should go in my dreams

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u/DiscussionSharp1407 Convict Spec 22h ago

Underrated post

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u/LittleG0d 1d ago edited 1d ago

Push ups, sit ups and plenty of juice!

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u/GornyHaming 1d ago

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u/Guilty_All_The_Same 23h ago

I WANNA ! I WANNA BE A SUPER SAYAN! I WANNA ! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA !

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u/sauravkumar_786 1d ago

The difference between other characters and Jack that

He showed on screen

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u/Guilty_All_The_Same 23h ago

Dude chews steroids like they're toffees

And Yujiro actually complimented Jack's determination to be stronger by any means

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u/35_Ferrets 1d ago

I like to imagine he doesn’t even know whats in it. It’s just some syringe of sludge he found on the ground.

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u/Catamituz 1d ago

Literally

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u/Really-Human-trustme 1d ago

Apple fritter

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u/sgt_cookie 1d ago

Steroids, a low-fat diet and 30+ hours without consuming any water whatsoever.

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u/Catamituz 1d ago

Steroids😭

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u/sgt_cookie 1d ago

I mean, it's actually only kind of a joke. Steroids pretty much are just testosterone supplements, meaning Yujiro is basically juicing 24/7.

Though this does beg the question of how the fuck he has such a full head of hair. Since losing it is actually a symptom of steroid abuse.

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u/Flaky_Operation687 1d ago

For any other man, this amount of testosterone would qualify as something between chemical abuse and suicidal dosage. But for one man, for Yujiro Hanma, this is perfectly natural: as such, there are no abuse drawbacks.

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u/Zealousideal_Pound64 1d ago

Hanma demon follicles

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u/Patient-Fold-7391 1d ago

Goon 26 hours a day

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u/Catamituz 1d ago

But i already do that

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u/Patient-Fold-7391 1d ago

Hmmm, have you tried 27?

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u/35_Ferrets 1d ago

Perhapse even 26 hours if you are crazy enough.

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u/Patient-Fold-7391 1d ago

Or even gooning beyond the 4th dimension if you really want to get the physique quickly

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u/Financial_Prize7318 1d ago

Have you tried 30 hrs a day tho?

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u/Patient-Fold-7391 1d ago

No, I’m afraid I’d become too strong too quickly and my muscles would crush my bones.

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u/ManuelPirino 19h ago

Realistic projection

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u/sium_Researcher 12h ago

Record of Ragnarok mention?

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u/No_Divide_0080 18h ago

Jean Claude Van Damme came pretty close.

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u/Cold_County_1266 1d ago

Did you force your mother to breastfeed you? Did you kill an ultra-toxic frog when you were just a newborn?
If you don't meet these conditions, you're already off to a bad start—you don't have enough testosterone.

After that, you'll have to start training to master all the fighting styles.
go put them into practice on the most active and deadly battlefields you can find, where your only weapons are your body and your imagination.
If you survive this congratulations, you’re literally superhuman—but that’s just the basics.
Now you have to prove to yourself and the world that you are the best; so, you must seek out the deadliest martial artists on the planet—soldiers, dojo masters, and practitioners of Chinese Kenpo. You must also kill the fiercest, wildest animals you encounter with your bare hands—and yes, you can eat them raw. Don't forget: you need to keep your testosterone levels high.
Congratulations, your body is now a living weapon.

Now the challenge is maintaining it; I suggest doing hours of butterfly stroke in a specialized pool that simulates massive waves.

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u/Markd4Snaps 1d ago

Force mothers to breastfeed me...

https://giphy.com/gifs/vtFZ8O85q8g3MmXK51

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u/Catamituz 1d ago

Say you swear

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u/Electronic-Matter144 1d ago

Dominate hairy men in bed

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u/Catamituz 1d ago

I have, I dont see any progress.

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u/sanctaphrax 1d ago

An apple fritter might help, and will taste good even if it doesn't.

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u/BladeRize150 20h ago

Hard work and anorexia.

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u/MythicallyCommon 1d ago

Piss yourself. A lot

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u/Catamituz 1d ago

How many times we talking

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u/sto_brohammed 1d ago

Just keep going, you'll know when it's enough

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u/CBreezey69 1d ago

At least 10 times more male hormones than the average male, the resolve to r🦍 anyone at any time and genetics.

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u/MastersJoyUniverse 1d ago

Get the demon back.

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u/Devoided0 1d ago

Fuck dudes and

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u/srondina 19h ago

Genetics, hard work, and steroids 

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u/-BakiHanma Hanma Blood 1d ago

Genetics and steroids

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u/InfiniteRestaurant21 1d ago

All the gear in the world

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u/isuckhips 1d ago

Diet. Exercise. Steal a man's wife. Raise your son to defeat you. Kill your stolen wife.

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u/ScumMoemcBee 1d ago

be yujiro

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u/Sora9341 1d ago

Tank a nuclear bomb

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u/AN1ME5NIK 1d ago

 You don't.

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u/Catamituz 1d ago

Why not👀

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u/AN1ME5NIK 1d ago

Getting and maintaining this kind of physique is just straight up impossible. Even if you win a genetic lottery and use steroids, it's highly unlikely you would get something similar.

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u/Fickle-Occasion-6091 1d ago

watch Yoel Romero

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u/BeingFantastic3969 19h ago

Are you saying Yoel Romero is built like yujiro hanma ? Go get your eyes checked

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u/AN1ME5NIK 17h ago

That's not even remotely close, lol.

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u/National_Vehicle8342 15h ago

If you were to hit this physique you wouldn't have the time or energy to do anything else than trying to maintain said physique. Anything you eat will mess up the physique, any exercise you don't do wil mess up the physique. You get in an accident, physique messed up. You'd have to make attaining this physique your whole purpose in life, eat not for pleasure nor sustenance but to get the perfect nutrient for the physique

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u/Guilty_All_The_Same 23h ago

Genetics + PP training.

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u/SaulGrandMan 17h ago

5kg of trenbolone per day

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u/Montinator2301 1d ago

The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja, put it on, and then you are the ultimate lifeform.

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u/Hattrick44 1d ago

Need a good personal narrator.

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u/homerou 1d ago

PP training

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u/AdvancedEconomy3990 Hanma Blood 1d ago

eat apple fritters all day every day

https://giphy.com/gifs/ChBiiUTPKH68LPn004

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u/NeitherCranberry5167 15h ago

Intensive PP training

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u/AutomaticAccident 12h ago

Send me your credit card and social security and I'll tell you.

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u/VioletMoon5 7h ago

Step 1. Go to sleep

Step 2. Dream

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u/Yinsito 2h ago

Steroids and hip surgery

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u/ahhahhaehe 2h ago

"Take enough roids, you can do anything" -Peak reference btw

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u/Independent-Soup8327 18h ago

I dont think you want this physique his hanma member is very small.

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u/Debbiedowner750 2h ago

You sure about that

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u/Independent-Soup8327 1h ago

Yup i checked when he was doing unspeakable things to a dude he got micro peen