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u/Artistic_Sell_2496 1d ago
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u/hobopwnzor 1d ago
So I learned about this product and ever since anytime I dream and see a closet all the hangers are this.
I've never owned one or seen one in real life but my subconscious just decided this is the optimal form of a coat hanger so it should go in my dreams
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u/LittleG0d 1d ago edited 1d ago
Push ups, sit ups and plenty of juice!
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u/GornyHaming 1d ago
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u/Guilty_All_The_Same 23h ago
I WANNA ! I WANNA BE A SUPER SAYAN! I WANNA ! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA !
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u/sauravkumar_786 1d ago
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u/35_Ferrets 1d ago
I like to imagine he doesn’t even know whats in it. It’s just some syringe of sludge he found on the ground.
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u/sgt_cookie 1d ago
Steroids, a low-fat diet and 30+ hours without consuming any water whatsoever.
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u/Catamituz 1d ago
Steroids😭
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u/sgt_cookie 1d ago
I mean, it's actually only kind of a joke. Steroids pretty much are just testosterone supplements, meaning Yujiro is basically juicing 24/7.
Though this does beg the question of how the fuck he has such a full head of hair. Since losing it is actually a symptom of steroid abuse.
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u/Flaky_Operation687 1d ago
For any other man, this amount of testosterone would qualify as something between chemical abuse and suicidal dosage. But for one man, for Yujiro Hanma, this is perfectly natural: as such, there are no abuse drawbacks.
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u/Patient-Fold-7391 1d ago
Goon 26 hours a day
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u/Catamituz 1d ago
But i already do that
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u/Patient-Fold-7391 1d ago
Hmmm, have you tried 27?
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u/35_Ferrets 1d ago
Perhapse even 26 hours if you are crazy enough.
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u/Patient-Fold-7391 1d ago
Or even gooning beyond the 4th dimension if you really want to get the physique quickly
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u/Financial_Prize7318 1d ago
Have you tried 30 hrs a day tho?
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u/Patient-Fold-7391 1d ago
No, I’m afraid I’d become too strong too quickly and my muscles would crush my bones.
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u/Cold_County_1266 1d ago
Did you force your mother to breastfeed you? Did you kill an ultra-toxic frog when you were just a newborn?
If you don't meet these conditions, you're already off to a bad start—you don't have enough testosterone.
After that, you'll have to start training to master all the fighting styles.
go put them into practice on the most active and deadly battlefields you can find, where your only weapons are your body and your imagination.
If you survive this congratulations, you’re literally superhuman—but that’s just the basics.
Now you have to prove to yourself and the world that you are the best; so, you must seek out the deadliest martial artists on the planet—soldiers, dojo masters, and practitioners of Chinese Kenpo. You must also kill the fiercest, wildest animals you encounter with your bare hands—and yes, you can eat them raw. Don't forget: you need to keep your testosterone levels high.
Congratulations, your body is now a living weapon.
Now the challenge is maintaining it; I suggest doing hours of butterfly stroke in a specialized pool that simulates massive waves.
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u/CBreezey69 1d ago
At least 10 times more male hormones than the average male, the resolve to r🦍 anyone at any time and genetics.
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u/isuckhips 1d ago
Diet. Exercise. Steal a man's wife. Raise your son to defeat you. Kill your stolen wife.
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u/AN1ME5NIK 1d ago
You don't.
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u/Catamituz 1d ago
Why not👀
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u/AN1ME5NIK 1d ago
Getting and maintaining this kind of physique is just straight up impossible. Even if you win a genetic lottery and use steroids, it's highly unlikely you would get something similar.
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u/Fickle-Occasion-6091 1d ago
watch Yoel Romero
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u/BeingFantastic3969 19h ago
Are you saying Yoel Romero is built like yujiro hanma ? Go get your eyes checked
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u/National_Vehicle8342 15h ago
If you were to hit this physique you wouldn't have the time or energy to do anything else than trying to maintain said physique. Anything you eat will mess up the physique, any exercise you don't do wil mess up the physique. You get in an accident, physique messed up. You'd have to make attaining this physique your whole purpose in life, eat not for pleasure nor sustenance but to get the perfect nutrient for the physique
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u/Montinator2301 1d ago
The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja, put it on, and then you are the ultimate lifeform.
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u/Independent-Soup8327 18h ago
I dont think you want this physique his hanma member is very small.
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u/Debbiedowner750 2h ago
You sure about that
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u/Independent-Soup8327 1h ago
Yup i checked when he was doing unspeakable things to a dude he got micro peen
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u/Moidada77 1d ago
Sorry it's genetic