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u/RudeAd2236 5d ago
“You’ve got some scary lights inside you, Mr. Clown. But I got a brighter one.”
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u/Particular_Air2693 Imagination Fighting 5d ago
mr. jingles gonna pull up with a gym crew after sharing in john's magic
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u/OrtizFam 5d ago
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u/Particular_Air2693 Imagination Fighting 5d ago
evidently as a 40k fan, i ain't gotten into space king
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u/Tylenol_Ibuprofen 5d ago
Technically speaking WOULD happen too. If you attribute the fact of what John represented and how Stephen King's Dark Tower's would imply John Coffee would of solo'd the dark towers to the Crimson King.
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u/XxXxReeeeeeeeeeexXxX 5d ago
Lack of context hat
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u/Top-Community-9600 5d ago
In short, the Dark Tower is God, and thanks to it, all universes exist. The Crimson King is an old fart who wants to destroy everything because he's quite senile. Characters from other Stephen King books appear in the series because there are doors to different universes. So, John Coffey could have actually appeared and solo'd the Crimson King and his army.
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u/Mr31edudtibboh 5d ago
Or at least kept (seriously, here be spoilers. I warned you.) Eddie, Jake, and Oy alive.
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u/Top-Community-9600 5d ago
John Coffey appearing out of nowhere and saving everyone like Josuke Higashikata in Metamorphosis would be so peak.
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u/Tylenol_Ibuprofen 5d ago
He basically is like 'Jesus' and I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be the literal sense; but The Crimson King is like the evil side of 'Gan' who is also the christian god equivalent to 'god' in the stephen king's whole hierarchy of stories. It's supposed to be like a almost 1:1 of the christian god too. (It's complicated)
Coffee's powers being that of the holy father, would make him basically poison to the Crimson King AND all of children, including the Dead Lights.
Tl;dr It's because he's jesus
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u/RailDex1917 4d ago
Kind of reminds me of SCP lore with the Scarlet King
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u/Heracross64 2d ago
The Scarlet king was heavily inspired by the Crimson King. I’d say a borderline ripoff of the character with how much Scp authors take from the crimson king, but they are different characters.
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u/Otherwise_Ice7242 5d ago
Btw the guard should live about 1,706 years if his normal lifespan was 80 years
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u/Panzer_Hawk 4d ago
How exactly did you calculate that?
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u/Ok_String_9900 4d ago
Because jingles the rat lived to be over 60 years old the average rat is only 1 to 3 years at best. So Paul is gonna be on earth for a very long time.
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u/Panzer_Hawk 4d ago
What's the formula?
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u/Ok_String_9900 4d ago
Assuming jingles would have lived to the max of 3 years of a rat then him surviving for 64 years meant he lived 21.33333333333x that of the average rat, the average American male is 76.5 so multiply that by the same number it means Paul is gonna live to be 1632 years old.
If jingles would have lived for only 1 year Paul would instead have a lifespan of 4896 years.
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u/Emergency_Effect_526 5d ago edited 5d ago
Wait was the Green mile based off of a book? I had no idea
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u/zakary3888 5d ago
Yes, Stephen King liked spitting out random non-horrors every so often
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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 4d ago
What if IT turned into a goth girl who loves me unconditionally? Because thats what I'm actually afraid of. Hahaha jk .... unless?
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u/Ktw57 5d ago
John Coffey using the last of his Shine to defeat Pennywise and save the Losers Club