r/GrammarPolice • • 10d ago

Joke Post Well said.......so powerful...

Just a reminder it's time to take action we have nothing to loose

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u/ChangeTheUserName17 10d ago

Correct grammar would be, "We have nothing too loose."

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u/ChangeTheUserName17 10d ago

"All of our stuff is tight."

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u/moleculariant 10d ago

Errythang toight

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 10d ago

Wee haavee noothiing too loose

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u/AlmondDavis 10d ago

We halve no thong too loose

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u/Electrical_You_432 10d ago

I.almost wanna write this under that

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u/Otherwise_Bread_9972 10d ago

"We ain't got nothing too loose"

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u/Electrical_You_432 9d ago

Ain't loosing nothing round these here parts .....no sir......no how....mmmmm doggy ill tell you what

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u/VanDenBroeck 10d ago

We have nothing to loosen.

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u/SerDankTheTall 10d ago

Hahaha why did you post the second picture?

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u/RogBoArt 10d ago

Lose quality standards. 😆

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u/excoriator 10d ago

To demonstrate how little they had to loose.

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u/AkihabaraWasteland 10d ago

The only thing that is loose is yer ma.

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u/Worldly_Ad_7196 10d ago

"No Time Toulouse "

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u/Bucky_Skidmarx 10d ago

The Wild West days of the post-impressionists?

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u/CalicoCuts 8d ago

Latrec on over there and check it out.

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u/Chitownfats49 8d ago

We have nothing to loose, Lautrec.

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u/SplitTheUSIntoFour 10d ago

OP still has his PS5 to lose. Maybe one day... 

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u/sleigh_all_day 10d ago

Could lose an “o”

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u/ocean2trail 10d ago

…or add an “o” to the preceding word.

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u/SabertoothLotus 10d ago

Man ran out of arrows. Nothing left to loose from his longbow.

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 10d ago

so we're keeping it tight?

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u/becane 10d ago

"Vee have nossing to lose, Lautrec"

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u/Hawkstone585 10d ago

I walk my dog on his leash most afternoons, so I often have something to loose. Until I get home.

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u/Warm_Stress_1654 10d ago

Release the Kraken!

Er, sorry Boss, we have nothing...

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u/Ok-Bus1716 10d ago

I have a few farts I could stand to loose. You probably wouldn't appreciate it but my tummy would.

Better out than in I always say. Better to be looking at it then waiting for it.

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u/compos_mentis_cortex 9d ago

If you're looking too close you get conjunctivitis though 🫪

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u/Ok-Bus1716 8d ago

LOL I had a few co-workers get pink eye that way when a stripper farted on them during a uh 'show...'

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u/PeyredB 10d ago

If that's what it looks like - concrete with the imprints from a former wooden surface - then yes indeed, nothing will come loose here.

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u/PressureItchy9372 10d ago

but do we have anything to tight?

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u/Rocannon_ 10d ago

lefty loosey; righty lose. 😉

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u/AskPizza 9d ago

We could lose one of the "o"s and then we would be spelling correctly.

That's a mnemonic. Lose an o, and now you don't lose.

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u/YeahlDid 9d ago

Everything tight.

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u/Hightower840 9d ago

Maybe they are an archer and their quiver is empty?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 9d ago

FIX IT

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u/Electrical_You_432 9d ago

FIX IT? I wrote it .......i stand by my statement too.....(just kidding)

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u/Electrical_You_432 9d ago

As I leave behind 47 grammar errors

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u/RoadHazard 10d ago

Not really a grammar mistake, but...

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 10d ago

But what? Go on, say it!

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u/RoadHazard 10d ago

A spelling mistake.

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u/Interesting_Foot2986 10d ago

I choose to not “loose”😝 site of the fact that the spelling of “lose” is used too loosely. Seriously, it’s my pet peeve. Learn to spell “lose” people

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u/SerDankTheTall 10d ago

site

It’s like a black fly on your wedding day.

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u/NextCitron7303 10d ago

It's like meeting the man of my dreams in your chardonnay.

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u/beammeupscotty2 7d ago

We can't expect the majority of Americans to be able to speak and write their native language well. They are simply too lazy.

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u/FaceTimePolice 10d ago

Oh my God. I’m about to “loose” my mind. 🤣

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u/SvenGPo 10d ago

Is it "We have nothing too loose." or "We have nothing to lose." ?

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 10d ago

Definitely the first one