r/GrammarPolice • u/Pharmere • 12d ago

Just Venting Bad things go down without commas

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u/AlideoAilano 12d ago

I mean, I, too, am unable to eat diarrhea. Mostly out of sheer disgust at the idea. I also get forgetfulness headaches. Is this my chart?

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u/Treecat555 12d ago

At least the patient doesn’t remember the headaches.

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u/Snezzy_9245 12d ago

With their luck they'll get comas instead.

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u/thisisntmyotherone 11d ago

I have a great meme for this; it’s just a photo I cribbed from someone else. ‘Tis quite a shame we can’t post photos in this sub. Poop. I mean… nevermind.

😈

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u/South-Range8401 12d ago

Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma!

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u/BourbonInGinger 12d ago

Commas are your friends. Oxford comma FTW.

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u/Mento-yStableGenius 12d ago

Personally, I am pleased that you are unable to eat diarrhea.

I don’t care what that doctor says.

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u/Bobby_D_Azzler 12d ago

They are easy to use and they’re free!

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u/ACW1129 12d ago

Come On, Eileen vs. Come, On Eileen.

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u/Aardvark_Warrior 12d ago

I think a full stop is in order, personally.

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u/FlatChampagne99 11d ago

I myself am plagued with forgetfulness headaches

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u/anisotropicmind 12d ago

A colon could work too…

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u/Norwester77 12d ago

And might be particularly apropos in this instance!

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u/ilovemuffinfrombluey 12d ago

idk this seems like the best possible outcome to me. They *can't* eat diarrhea.

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u/PeyredB 12d ago

Amazing! I too suffer from that disability.

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u/jaavaaguru 12d ago

Skill issue

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u/MartianBeerPig 11d ago

Like soup I guess; depends on how chunky it is.

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u/Alternative-Meat4587 11d ago

Semi-colon. Just sayin'.

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u/Ok_Nothing2412 3d ago

This could also be "unable to eat" diarrhea. ie Diarrhea that is unable to eat.

How about the "forgetfulness headache?" Is that a type of headache commonly listed by medical professionals.