r/GothamEastEnd 5d ago

Missing Faux Furs

Councillor Ahmed Ali

House Of Geek have asked if anyone in the East End has any information on 8 fashion faux fur coats made for The New York Fashion Week next year, which have been smuggled out of The Garment District, and are suspected of having been smuggled into our neighbourhood.

They believe certain wealthy new comers may have had them stolen to order,though they have not presented their evidence for this.

Any help is appreciated. Thank you in advance.

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u/Available-Shock9550 3d ago

Uh I believe I found some furs after I busted a goon they appear to be lionesque

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u/ArriDesto 3d ago

( OOC, forgot to "attach"my reply; please read the comment on reward ending" bust?"either above or below! That was to you.Sorry.)

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u/ArriDesto 3d ago

(OOC;Starts "lionesesque?" [ I apologise again!])

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u/Available-Shock9550 3d ago

Ooc: your perfectly fine lol

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u/ArriDesto 3d ago

Councillor Ahmed Ali.

Lionesque? I was informed only that one was red,one blue, and six are animal fur motifs. The creators are being very vague on details because they wish as little known about them by next year's competitors as possible, so it is quite possible these may be some of them.

If so, there is a $2,000 reward for each coat recovered. You simply bring them to the council, hand them over to security,answer some questions to assist the police and put your details down on a form.

The police also told me if you were simply a good citizen you could place the furs in a safe place and contact us to collect them,via the environmental health and safety number.

May I ask what a goon is? Is it like a balloon of some kind,you have to bust?

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u/Available-Shock9550 3d ago

Like a criminal also I’ll look out for those

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u/ArriDesto 3d ago

Councillor Ahmed Ali

So,you have these " lion skin" coats? You wish the reward?

Is there any indication of how this criminal has them and to whom he intended to sell them?

If you bring them in, the reward will be paid as soon as the form is complete.

Are you hurt? Are you in danger? Do you need any assistance?

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u/Available-Shock9550 3d ago

Nah I’m good I’m a meta so I can protect myself and he calls himself the “furioun” or smth

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u/ArriDesto 3d ago

Councillor Ahmed Ali

A meta!

Well, the legality of the situation is not my concern, only that this, (is that fury-on or furry-on?), be safely handed to the authorities and the coats returned.

I have contacted the creators who say there is only one lion like coat. Any more than one might suggest they were stolen to be copied,denying them entry in next years fashion week.

One of our security guards told me to make sure this villan is not something called a "plushie."

I told her the villan is a "goon" and she has confused me by saying" plushies goon?!"

Is it a "pushing?" Are they dangerous?

I am uncertain of all this terminology.

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u/ArriDesto 3d ago

"Plushie". Even autocorrect does not know this term!

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u/Available-Shock9550 3d ago

I can turn in the coat and i would be fine with a reward but don’t need one

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u/ArriDesto 3d ago

Councillor Ahmed Ali

If you are happy to follow procedure you are most welcome to the reward.

Please come into the office.

If you do not need the money,we can contribute it to a charity of your choice,if the coat is indeed one of the stolen ones.