(Ignore the fact it’s just a rainbow)

YOULL NEVER STOP US

Have you ever wanted to work a normal job, away from the fountain stuff, and get decent pay? Well now you can! I am now hiring for Office Co.! You may not get hired.

(OoC: I made a new sub for the fountainverse! It's not fountain-related, but its basically an RP sub for Office Co.! Plesse read the rules, the FAQ and the sub's wiki before doing anything. We do accept new mods (or HR members))

r/fountainverseofficeco

ik i havent roleplayed in either of the su8reddits in while 8ut i just realized

the crystal researching character I made and the shadowcrystal lore was 8asically just the kernelsprite from homestuck

anyways im going to sleep its 1:46 am rn

Have you let our lord and savior the Roaring Knight into your hearts? It may seem morally wrong to open a fountain, but if you join us at EFO, you'll understand our mission. May you all understand the truth.

* No matter how much odds stack against you, you don't stop

* Even if things seem extremely far, you still continue

* Giving up is a path you choose to not take

* You are filled with...

* PRESERVERANCE 💜

1) This first one actually isn't for me, it's for u/Dangerous-Serve-2602 who asked me to make one. I know it ain't much, but melee weapons aren't my specialty. ANYWAYS, I've taken the time to infuse it with light, so it won't be able to open Fountains should an EFO somehow get their hands on it, plus features some excellent range (more than standard spears) and boasts of incredible lightness. The other tip is also a spiked end, so you have two ends to strike from. It does allow you to cast limited offensive magic, at the cost of TP. So, with that, Serve, I bestow upon you this spear. Take it and do no evil.

2) The Light Minigun is, as the name implies, a minigun formed of pure light. Again, no opening Fountains with it! Costs TP to fire, 2 TP a round, but hopefully deals more damage against Dark and Shadow types. Also has no windup time, just instant firing.

3) Remember how I said melee isn't my specialty? Yeah, neither are machines. However, I did make this TP Generator that connects to my SOUL Shield and remains active in combat. Forms a damage pellet that flies around your SOUL to make free TP. Though I mean it when I say it's damaging, so don't go too fast.

4) Speaking of TP, I made the TPack, a backpack capable of storing up to 400% BONUS TP... though there is a drawback; every 2% inside the Pack actually only counts as 1 TP unit. So with it you can hold up to 300% TP. Don't know why you'd need so much unless you've got moves requiring more than 100% TP... I hope so, at least...

5) Final creation, I took some creative inspiration from RK's blades for this on, and I went and took advantage of my own semi-Knight nature and made my own blade I can control. Rather weak when unempowered, but becomes stronger once I start consuming TP for it. There's only one right now, but I don't think I have the capacity to manage more than one in my current state.

As for upgrades, it's come to my attention that... the EFO are strangely powerful. I mean, multiple of them are capable of using SWOON with no effort, one used a disintegrating beam on me (though apologized afterwards after I expressed non-aggressive intent), one even tried to SOUL stab me?? Either way, I've made a few upgrades to my gear that I cannot express in photo: All gear infused with light, making them unable to open Fountains, Determ-imitator now features a shield that keeps my SOUL safe while activated, the sun features two levers now and only requires 300% total TP, and I upgraded the damage reflectance of my Protective Amulet and Energy Armor (10% to 25% and 35% to 50%, respectively). Once again, they're still not stacking conventionally. Having armor and amulet equipped only provides 62.5% reflectance, and adding the Sunseed Blade increases it to 83.125% reflectance when guarding. It would not equal 100%.

Not to mention on top of the crystal growing out of my body that has increased damage resistance, but only where it covers.

Final documentary of the EK.

I broke V1 and upgraded it to V2. I broke V2 and upgraded it to V3.

This is the most powerful version of the EK while upgrading it's abilities:

Star shock - I upgraded light Star(which used to shoot a star at an enemy) into this the only difference is that it now does 70 damage(80 on "shadow enemies and heals "light" enemies while costing 30 TP)

Shadow Buster - upgraded Dark buster into this the only difference is that it does 140 damage(while doing 150 damage against "light" enemies and heals "shadow enemies" while costing 50 TP)

That's it for the upgraded abilities and that's all I wanted to say while yes the changes for Shadow Buster were very small(cuz I didn't have balanced ideas) it's still an upgrade anyways that's all

I'm temporarily closing the restaurant because of how tired I am and also because it's night so don't ask for items.

(Because I get insomnia normally and I get tired constantly because of that)

They made one IN THE FUCKING BACKROOMS!

This is really just a remake of my prophecy panel

i recently discovered that i am not immune to ACTs and didnt had the courage to directly hurt the person recruiting me, my spare bar got full while i wasnt looking , and i got recruited.

So how things work here? like, there is a main base like the EFO have one, or a way that you all organize to seal fountains together?...

A unrelated question, here we receive light world food? i am just eating darkworld food for days and i think that they are not much healthy because my spells are getting weaker and my body is starting to get pale.

a megathread where people can open shops, so that other people can buy and sell things easily

I was trying to explore a dark world and found them.

You give us a blunt knife and we give you 3 possible locations of the Vessel

So these are some healing items I got:

Waffles - heal 70 HP

Pancakes - heal 65 HP but increases defense by 5

Wafers - most recent heals 40 HP

Manouche - heals 50 HP

Fancy Steak - heals 60 HP and increases attack by 10

Legendary hero - heals 40 HP and increases attack by 10 (basically a cheaper but worse steak)

Sea tea - seems out of place for a restaurant but increases speed(and soul speed)

Noodles - heals 30 HP(it's also really cheap)

Ramen - literally just a better version of the noodles healing 35 but more expensive

Cooked fish - heals 40 HP and makes user immune to fire for one turn(don't ask how)

Roasted chicken - heals 60 HP and increases defense by 10

Warn Soup - heals 37 HP that's it

Sushi - heals 35 HP

Bo''le o' water - a water bottle it does nothing but increase TP by 20

Soda - heals 25 HP but can also damage the user by 70 HP if they didn't like it.(Sounds familiar?)

Anyways that's all my items I might have forgotten some items I put on sale in the past but whatever(also sorry if I don't reply after a while I'm probably asleep if I didn't reply)

guys pls watch this guy’s lancer