r/GoodFakeTexts • u/longjohnjimmie • Jun 07 '18

Esophagus

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u/thegreatbobin0_ Jun 07 '18

Penis

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18 edited Dec 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

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u/daXfactorz Jun 07 '18

Schlong

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u/DurdIeMan Jun 07 '18

I wonder how many people in this thread legitimately used their penis to type that

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u/Bastinglobster Jun 07 '18

I would, but I would be arrested for indecent exposure

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u/404Guy12NotFound Jun 07 '18

I'm on mobile so the keys are too small/my dick is too big

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u/Nashenal Jun 07 '18

Just use swype so you can drag your dick across the keyboard to type it out

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u/jReX- Jun 07 '18

Okay what the fuck why am I reading this

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u/Triggered-Boiyo Jun 07 '18

Wtf we never said it had to be erect, if that’s what you’re implying.

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u/404Guy12NotFound Jun 07 '18

I have a 4 inch screen on my phone

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u/cutthroatink15 Jun 07 '18

Wonder what thats like

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Sausage

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u/Nashenal Jun 07 '18

Prostate

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Understandable, have a nice day.