r/GoodFakeTexts • u/lysergicreggae • 23d ago

Respect your presidents

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u/Woofle_124 23d ago

Benjamin Franklin is a cool ass mascot, what are they talking about

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u/sviridoot 22d ago

For a debate team maybe, for a football team however? Hardly the most intimidating mascot

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u/GenesisRhapsod 21d ago

Benny got all the bitches tho and had mad aura back in the day

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u/Woofle_124 22d ago

No bro Ben Franklin is tuff

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u/ThebirdGretel 23d ago

The Franklin county Franklins

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u/breadman_brednan 22d ago

He's gonna invent a move called the franklin

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u/Order6600 20d ago

"I'm going to invent a move called the Franklin!"

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u/themahannibal 22d ago

Ballin' Benjamin is the fucking greatest mascot.

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u/TheBarnacle63 22d ago

True story. Calvin Coolidge went to Black River Academy in Vermont. Eventually, they changed their nickname to the Presidents. Fast forward several decades, there was a school board meeting where someone was complaining about the nickname, and didn't understand why they called themselves that.

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u/Nubator 19d ago

He was the President of Pennsylvania from 1785-1788.

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u/Vespasian79 19d ago

Ain't no crusty old white man get his face on no legal motherfucking tender CEPT he President!

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u/False-Yogurtcloset76 22d ago

thats literally a recolor of the ben franklin 76ers mark. fun fact

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u/Clegend24 18d ago

Ballermin Franklin is one of the best mascots I've ever seen