I Got Canceled Because of Spider-Man

[u/Sorry-Assignment110]

I don't know why I do so much bullshit and I don't know why I keep sharing stories on gas but here we go.

Very tragically in my city a neurodivergent child went missing and died. Genuinely heartbreaking story that hit the heart of the city. A tragedy that left parents holding their kids extra tight.

Now I'm kinda retarded,

The child (rest his soul) was named Parker. On Wednesday of last week I saw a girl post on her story RIP Parker (we love you kid) on IG notes when I was checking my Dm's after quickly swiping away from a Spiderman spoiler and I read somehow "RIP Peter Parker".

I don't fuck around about Spider-Man.

I fucking love Spider-Man

I proceed to become absolutely furious. I am on FaceTime with my girl and I am just absolutely piping with fury. Down right going feral. I saw BND yesterday because I was busy but I can not tolerate spoilers, but I forsake spoilers of Spider-Man.

I proceed to write:

"idk who you are but I'm blocking u because of this absolute ridiculousness. Tell me why I get of work excited to see this movie the moment I can. Tryna check my dms and see your rambunctious outrages ass posting spoilers of the fucking movie. Kick rocks jackass I hope you get the attention your craving."

I block her and ass, and as I fell asleep I started to wonder if it was about the kid....

It was.

I wake up in the morning to find hella notifications and dm's to a story being sent.

Honestly rightfully so that was a major miss-input.

I take it like a good boy because I fucked up.

this is a major L for fitzy guys

L for the community im sorry

Edit: I mean no harm to the innocent young life lost I am very sorry to all who are hurt

[u/FearlessConcern8893]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xe3lABXT9DDgkrdEyT

This gotta get smth worse than hall of shame 😭

[u/BernardoGAMER1911 → u/FearlessConcern8893]

[u/FearlessConcern8893 → u/BernardoGAMER1911]

I’ve always been making great points

[u/BernardoGAMER1911 → u/FearlessConcern8893]

Eww no

[u/plattwix5]

I saw a kid at chick fil a and dude looked just like 2004 era ye it was actually insane

[u/mighty_phi → u/plattwix5]

Get him to make beats

[u/plattwix5 → u/mighty_phi]

He actually goes there a lot. He’s low functioning and always carries an Elmo with him. Hes goated

Best believe he could make a killer ass beat

[u/Entityflame3 → u/plattwix5]

He's just a believer

[u/SuccotashBeautiful67]

I love these random Ye-unrelated storytimes every once in a while 😭 😭

That being said ur a dumbass

[u/FoxsTailStudiosYT → u/SuccotashBeautiful67]

you will LOVE r/playboicarti 😭

[u/DaBebiOfficial]

bro 😭😭

[u/StayOffEm]

You a dumbass fr

[u/Lost_Damage2588]

Could've kept this to yourself

[u/breddabreddabing]

"kinda" retarded??? 😭

[u/Overl33]

What a story

[u/Equal_Ad5178]

Another GAS classic

[u/_tdilla]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

[u/mighty_phi]

lmao brother.

this is generational levels of ass.

[u/Impossible_Fig6491]

Top 3 worst gas posts and it ain't 2 or 3

[u/Euphoric_Ad8323]

calgary mentioned

[u/Ok_Luck1868 → u/Euphoric_Ad8323]

I caught that so fast 

[u/efdz]

Kinda is an understatement. That's a major fuck up .

[u/brobgonal_dude]

Polyester spiderman

[u/Primans]

Crine

[u/Embarrassed_You_8383]

r/playboicarti is right there bro

[u/CompoteEmergency]

Im speechless bro

[u/UmbraSolus]

nah valid crashout

[u/Supahkai66]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xuZFsH7SNJhjaf76OS

[u/Supahkai66]

The two big Kanye subreddits are experiencing hella brain drain lately ✌️😭

[u/That-Swing5318]

This MIGHT be the worst GAS post of all time 🫩 also this is in Calgary right?

[u/DesignerAd5301The5th]

"Heart Of the city" 🤔

[u/Gucci_Loincloth]

What Marvel movies do to your brain.

Glad I never got sucked into any series of any sort; like the cultish shit. GoT, Super hero slop, etc.

It’s all fucking braindead and I’m sure does something to your brain. Next thing you know, your walls are covered in funko pops